Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some)

petree08 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:16 am

So on the User lounge I posted a link to a program i wrote in Turing that generates a random Success kid caption

I figured it would be better if i could just embed it but i didn't know action script to well,

so i taught myself some actionscript

anyway just a warning some of the quotes are a little vulgar.

SNIPERDUDE · **Posted:** Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:33 am

Awesome!
(Headshot... Satan demands it)

Turing_Gamer · **Posted:** Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:50 am

It is a lttle intence for my liking.

petree08 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:12 am

So, i added a bit to it, added a walk animation and there are more quotes to be generated.

Still offensive though lol

SNIPERDUDE · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:37 pm

The cake is a lie!

USEC_OFFICER · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:27 pm

The randomness seems to have increased tenfold.

Insectoid · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:21 pm

2 for a buck! Condoms are great!

Shoot yourself! Han shot first!

*continues watching to find out if anything else awesomely hilarious comes out of it*

andrew. · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:24 pm

That is truly amazing! It's definitely funnier than your first one.

TheGuardian001 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:29 pm

I found "Fear the night, Today only" pretty amusing. and sort of ironic.

"Do not want, No means No"

SNIPERDUDE · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:51 pm

Saved in on my computer. Just had to.

petree08 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:57 pm

A great deal of the outcomes seem to go together too well, I mean I never really thought any of them through, i just started typing in things to do and rationalizations for things regardless of what sense it made in what context. There are some that make no sense though.

do you guys think it would be worth adding more to it?

Oh and I was just wondering what you guys thought of the little walk animation at the start, There was times when I didn't think it looked quite right. It is only a 3 frame cycle but the 8-bit graphics kind of justify that, I just think it still looks a tad off in terms of proportions any thoughts either way on that one would be helpful as I may use this walk cycle for sprites in another project.

[Gandalf] · **Posted:** Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:03 am

"shoot yourself, in case of fire"
"kill the whales, for justice"
"drink rum, sleep well"
Fun stuff. Smile

petree08 · **Posted:** Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:09 am

"Game over, hope is dead" by far my favorite.

TheGuardian001 · **Posted:** Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:19 am

This is waaaay too much fun considering how simple it is.

"Falcon punch, your shit is weak."

"Deny god of war, Satan demands it."

"Grab your genitals, It feels good man."

Clayton · **Posted:** Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:06 am

"Fight a bear, me love you long time"

"Drink rum, I told you to."

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