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TheZsterBunny




PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:21 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

I'd agree.

I'd bring a lighter, a can of gasoline, rope, a fillable pump spray-can and some steak/lamb/chicken.

While i'm at it...

a fridge
my computer
my tv/stereo system/ddr mats

some knives (katana, tigershark, chopping blades, axe, kunai)


rope is a pretty good idea, but not that flimsy fiberous rope, we're talking about some piano-fishing wire that can hold three elephants, support an elevator filled with fat people, and can be used in the construction of a weapon of ultimate power.

It may be useful to garot some of the competition...

Bunny traps = NO.

-Z
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Mazer




PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:35 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

*sigh*
I suppose I'll have to change it to two other people who have a decent attention span, and a katana (the compsci.ca cutting tool of choice) just because I don't trust two other people on my island.
Yeah, I deleted those off-topic posts.
Dauntless




PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 12:42 am   Post subject: (No subject)

Why not make it...

- a katana with a decent attention span...
- another person who you can compete with but never lose to or defeat who happens to defecate food and eat your feces
- a mall with a ninja training centre in it
BladeOfDeath




PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:31 am   Post subject: (No subject)

-Live pants
-jello
-chinese finger trap

best combination ever....
Aoi




PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:28 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Hmmm I would bring a house full of stuff in it (including food)
a power genorater
and... Hyde ahahahhaa ah hyde *heart*
bugzpodder




PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:38 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Quote:
i whould bring a jet to get me back home, lol. And since i have 2 more things, why not a boat as back up and a laptop with satile net conection so i can e-mail for help, lol.

no offense to the original poster Laughing

Tries to go into the jet to go home. but remembered that I do not have jet pilot training so i have no idea how to fly a jet.
Tries to go into the boat to go home. But thought about a couple of things 1) the motor boat runs out of oil 2) the sail boat that either got eaten by a tsunami or the I died of hunger after three days or simply got lost

so email is my last resort

From: Me
To: Police Department in Toronto
Subject: Help
Body: I need Help, I am trapped on an island in the sea.

From: Police Department in Toronto
To: Me
Subject: Re: Help
Body: There are no seas in Toronto, idiot!
---

From: Me
To: FBI
Subject: Help
Body: I need Help, I am trapped on an island in the sea.

From: FBI
To: Me
Subject: Re: Help
Body: Your email account is from .ca so you are not american. so get lost.
---

From: Me
To: Paul Martin
Subject: Help
Body: I need Help, I am trapped on an island in the sea.

From: Paul Martin
To: Me
Subject: Re: Help
Body: You are not in Canadian Territory, so screw you!
---

From: Me
To: xxx Mob
Subject: Help
Body: I need Help, I am trapped on an island in the sea.

From: xxx Mob
To: Me
Subject: Re: Help
Body: Sure, before we pick you up, give us a payment of $100,000,000

~I realized its futile since I dont have a cent with me so you didnt reply
---

From: Me
To: UN
Subject: Help
Body: I need Help, I am trapped on an island in the sea.

From: UN
To: Me
Subject: Re: Help
Body: Okay, tell me where you are. Perferably in latitude/longitude coordinates so our helis can locate you.

From: Me
To: UN
Subject: Re: Re: Help
Body: How the f*ck am i suppose to know!! I have no idea where I am!!!

~no response
Neo




PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:57 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Is there anyway to access a GPS system from your computer via the internet? GPS emulator? If so then the guy bugzpodder is talking about could easily find his exact location.
MihaiG




PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:07 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

i would bring a hovercraft... Laughing with infinite fuel and oil....
some food
and a paint ball arena
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bugzpodder




PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:12 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Neo wrote:
Is there anyway to access a GPS system from your computer via the internet? GPS emulator? If so then the guy bugzpodder is talking about could easily find his exact location.

why dont you try to find your exact location right now, Neo? and then email the police department, and see if they would send help base on an email.
Neo




PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:54 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

bugzpodder wrote:
Neo wrote:
Is there anyway to access a GPS system from your computer via the internet? GPS emulator? If so then the guy bugzpodder is talking about could easily find his exact location.

why dont you try to find your exact location right now, Neo? and then email the police department, and see if they would send help base on an email.


Nobody said he had to email the police department. What if he emailed his mom and she got a search party to go out looking for him? Laughing
Neo




PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:00 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

ELCOMANDANTE wrote:
infinite fuel and oil....

You'd sink to the bottom of the sea.
apomb




PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:29 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

george bush - for humor
my girlfrind - for "companionship"
katana - to kill water
bugzpodder




PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:46 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Neo wrote:
bugzpodder wrote:
Neo wrote:
Is there anyway to access a GPS system from your computer via the internet? GPS emulator? If so then the guy bugzpodder is talking about could easily find his exact location.

why dont you try to find your exact location right now, Neo? and then email the police department, and see if they would send help base on an email.


Nobody said he had to email the police department. What if he emailed his mom and she got a search party to go out looking for him? Laughing

you still need to know where you are without a GPS, which is pretty difficult a task.
TheZsterBunny




PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:12 am   Post subject: (No subject)

... but somehow, for (history-10) years, we got along fine without it.

So, it can't really be *essential*

lol
-Z
BladeOfDeath




PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:47 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

ummm just something that came to mind... Isn't the point not to get off the Island...
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