Kick ass pickup lines.

Martin · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:05 am

Let's prove that programmers actually can get dates, and put our heads together to make a compilation of awesome pickup lines.

I'll start us out:
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

and the classic:

OMG!!!111!!! WILL NE1 PLZZZZZ SUXZOR MY PENZ0R???///?!?!!??/

Top that.

Paul · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:26 am

Pick up lines don't work ...
I haven't tried... but knowing people... they don't work.

Martin · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:23 pm

They work for me. Wink

Paul · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:30 pm

...

Quote:

OMG!!!111!!! WILL NE1 PLZZZZZ SUXZOR MY PENZ0R???///?!?!!??/

*and the girls rush at darkness*
Confused

Martin · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:31 pm

Penz0r is an awesome word.

Tony · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:24 pm

*sigh*

I'm afraid I'd stay single if Darkness keeps this shit up during uni Confused

Paul · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:40 pm

staying single during uni wouldn't be so bad... less distractions, uni's important... don't miss the news of 3 summatives happening the next day...just because you get distracted... and not study... oh woe is me Crying or Very sad

although... I don't see how you would NOT get distracted when theres: "OMG!!!111!!! WILL NE1 PLZZZZZ SUXZOR MY PENZ0R???///?!?!!??/ " going on...

Maverick · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:53 pm

Wow i like the color of you eyes! They are the same colour as my porsche outside. Razz

Tony · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:17 pm

that's a good one Maverick, how many porsches do you own? Laughing

Paul · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:03 pm

Mm... racing stripe contact lenses....

Maverick · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:04 pm

tony wrote:

that's a good one Maverick, how many porsches do you own? Laughing

lol... enough Razz

Mazer · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:43 pm

Just get a nametag.

"Hello, My name is
Mr. Right Now"

Delos · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:17 pm

Hey, 42!

That will at least weed out those without a sense of humour...sadly that would probably also weed out the better looking of the crowd...ah well...give a bit take a bit...

the_short1 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:14 pm

wel;l i have a list somewhere... gota find it.. has 50 or so... some like.

If beauty was a sin you would go straight to hell
nice legs... what time do they open?
beauty is just a light switch away!
i wish u were a door so i could slam u all day...

tons more... really the list is a compilation of ones me and my sister made, heard of, or just beefed up to sound better, o.. some froom my friend lyle......

Paul · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:17 pm

they don't work... I don't see the point of them, if you said any of that to any girl, they'd eithe 1. Think its a joke and take it lightly 2. Think you're weird and stay away or 3. Slap you then walk away...

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