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Martin




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:05 am   Post subject: Kick ass pickup lines.

Let's prove that programmers actually can get dates, and put our heads together to make a compilation of awesome pickup lines.

I'll start us out:
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

and the classic:

OMG!!!111!!! WILL NE1 PLZZZZZ SUXZOR MY PENZ0R???///?!?!!??/

Top that.
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Paul




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:26 am   Post subject: (No subject)

Pick up lines don't work ...
I haven't tried... but knowing people... they don't work.
Martin




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:23 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

They work for me. Wink
Paul




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:30 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

...
Quote:

OMG!!!111!!! WILL NE1 PLZZZZZ SUXZOR MY PENZ0R???///?!?!!??/

*and the girls rush at darkness*
Confused Rolling Eyes
Martin




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:31 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Penz0r is an awesome word.
Tony




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:24 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

*sigh* Rolling Eyes I'm afraid I'd stay single if Darkness keeps this shit up during uni Confused
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Paul




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:40 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

staying single during uni wouldn't be so bad... less distractions, uni's important... don't miss the news of 3 summatives happening the next day...just because you get distracted... and not study... oh woe is me Crying or Very sad although... I don't see how you would NOT get distracted when theres: "OMG!!!111!!! WILL NE1 PLZZZZZ SUXZOR MY PENZ0R???///?!?!!??/ " going on...
Maverick




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:53 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Wow i like the color of you eyes! They are the same colour as my porsche outside. Razz
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Tony




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:17 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

that's a good one Maverick, how many porsches do you own? Laughing
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Paul




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:03 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Mm... racing stripe contact lenses....
Maverick




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:04 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

tony wrote:
that's a good one Maverick, how many porsches do you own? Laughing


lol... enough Razz
Mazer




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:43 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Just get a nametag.

"Hello, My name is
Mr. Right Now"
Delos




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:17 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Hey, 42!

That will at least weed out those without a sense of humour...sadly that would probably also weed out the better looking of the crowd...ah well...give a bit take a bit...
the_short1




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:14 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

wel;l i have a list somewhere... gota find it.. has 50 or so... some like.

If beauty was a sin you would go straight to hell
nice legs... what time do they open?
beauty is just a light switch away!
i wish u were a door so i could slam u all day...


tons more... really the list is a compilation of ones me and my sister made, heard of, or just beefed up to sound better, o.. some froom my friend lyle......
Paul




PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:17 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

they don't work... I don't see the point of them, if you said any of that to any girl, they'd eithe 1. Think its a joke and take it lightly 2. Think you're weird and stay away or 3. Slap you then walk away...
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