The Death of Intelligent Spam

[Dauntless]

O my brothers, it seems that nowadays the Spam area of Compsci.ca is rife with useless spam. It is as if thousands of headless chickens have infested this section, and now it suffers from the aftermath of this avian stampede. Now, there is nary a spam thread worth subscribing to, nary a spam thread worth reading on a regular basis. It appears that the previous quality posts like LKF have been eradicated in favour for the numerous chicken droppings like movie discussions and verbal diarrheists, such as jonos (no offense).

It seems that in the days I have been gone, at least ten new threads have sprung up from the fecal waste, like dung beetles from the.....dung.

It appears that now is the time where I should make public again my bid to become a Spam moderator. I implore you, my Spam brethren, to bring back the intelligent spam where the strength of a thread is not found in the number of miniscule posts within, but with the unifying strength of the all the interesting points that the worthy posters bring up.

Let's bring a stop to this Chicken Age of Spam, and usher in the Dauntless Age!!!

P.S. Dodge is lenting compsci.ca, so Dan, can you make me a mod just for the duration of his lent? Or maybe longer?

[Dan]

there allready is a 2nd spam mod, why not get him, naoki, to do somting about it . from my point of view it is the spam section and unintenalgent spam is still spam...

alought it whould be nice to have some good topics rather then random topics that where boucned from 2 years...

[Paul]

Haha, dauntless the revolutionist, splitting the spam world into Intelligent and Unintelligent spam sections, never to be together again. 2004 AD.

[Mazer]

Purple monkey dishwasher.






Just kiding. But yeah, it seems spam has gotten a bit stupider lately. I think it's because dodge isn't around that much. And stupid naoki, I don't think he's posted in a while! He's supposed to be the LFK mod, and nobody else is creative enough to come up with decent LFKs!

[Dauntless]

Well, LKF is dead because it's been made exclusive to Naoki, and only he is allowed to post. The stagnation of the spam thread can be directly related to the lack of active Spam Mods. For example, the three Sticky threads are irrelevant and outdated. If I were Spam Mod, I would unfetter the sticky threads and let them stay afloat by virtue of their validity in today's modern Spam society.

[Dan]

so pm them and tell them that, lol

[jonos]

what is lkf?

[Mazer]

It's something you'd rather find out by yourself.

[Dauntless]

I wouldn't PM them because I talk to them everyday at school. Just not really about compsci.ca.

[jonos]

oh, its little known fact, i get it. i never read those cause they were too long and boring.

[naoki]

jonos wrote:

oh, its little known fact, i get it. i never read those cause they were too long and boring.

thanks a lot

seriously, if you wanna try and post something good then i'll unlock my LKF thread. just no posting, replying, commenting or anything that you kids usually do in other threads. my thread is for stories only, and i'll be viciously monitoring it. ANY unncessary posts will have the user's bits dropped by 50

that being said, my topic is open

[jonos]

ok, i will heed that and write about my compsci teacher

edit:
haha, look who is a lamer!

[Maverick]

YOU. quiet lamer.

[jonos]

you cannot boss me around!

fine fine fine, ill shut up...

[Maverick]

Ya youd like that wuldnt you. Lamer