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Martin
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:29 pm Post subject: The Official Dr. Bruce Willis Quotes List |
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If you have no idea what I'm talking about, ignore this thread. Only reply with quotes, please.
Quote: You had to have gone to grade 3 ... and passed! |
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Martin
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:29 am Post subject: (No subject) |
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Quote: Well, maybe in basketweaving 101... |
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Andy
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:06 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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White wrote: Who was your math teacher in grade 10!
hmm he only says that to the kid if he was his/her math teacher |
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Hikaru79
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:08 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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Quote: "Intelligence is obviously not something that's burdening you"
Awesome thread!! xD I'll try to rack my brains for more of these! |
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Andy
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:08 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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White wrote: "No Jimmy, YOU are an accident" |
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bugzpodder
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:18 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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Quote:
pretend you like math
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the only person you compete with is yourself
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Martin
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:25 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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Alright Coutsos, where is the rest of the list...? |
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Andy
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:13 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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didnt sri start a list two yrs back? wonder if anyone has a cpy of it |
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Farnak
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:26 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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Quote: Didn't cut my sandwich, nyurgh nyurgh nyurgh
Yeah, I know it's a weird one. I heard him say it during Sunday Math. 0_o
Quote: You sing during this contest and you're gone
Quote: There's a window right over there. I bet you'd fit perfectly through it
Quote: Pretend you're stupid
Quote: The problem with french is that you spend a week learning a rule, then you spend the next 3 weeks learning the exception to that rule. |
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MysticVegeta
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:38 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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Farnak wrote:
Quote: The problem with french is that you spend a week learning a rule, then you spend the next 3 weeks learning the exception to that rule.
Isn't that similar for chemistry too? lol |
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person
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:51 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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Quote: Isn't that similar for chemistry too? lol
how? |
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beard0
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:21 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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The humour here sounds similar to that of House, a TV show on at 9:00 on Tuesdays that I would highly recommend. |
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Farnak
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:28 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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Quote: Go back to sleep...
Quote: I teach you things that you already know.
Quote: These kids think that they're so smart they don't even have to think!
Quote: Normally I teach this idea in 2 weeks. I'm going to teach it to you guys in 20 minutes . The best way is for me to go fast and for you to die. |
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Hikaru79
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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And, of course, his ever-famous:
Dr. White wrote: People tell me my tests so long that they don't have time to think. I always tell them, my tests are so long, you don't have time NOT to think
I must have gotten that one about thirty times. |
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Andy
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:51 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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meh, his tests rnt too bad actually, they're ridiculously curved |
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