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				|  Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:29 pm    Post subject: The Official Dr. Bruce Willis Quotes List |  |   
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				| If you have no idea what I'm talking about, ignore this thread. Only reply with quotes, please. 
 
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				|  Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:29 am    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| Quote: Well, maybe in basketweaving 101... |  
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				|  Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:06 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| White wrote:  Who was your math teacher in grade 10!  
 hmm he only says that to the kid if he was his/her math teacher
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				|  Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:08 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| Quote: "Intelligence is obviously not something that's burdening you" 
 Awesome thread!! xD I'll try to rack my brains for more of these!
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				|  Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:08 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| White wrote: "No Jimmy, YOU are an accident" |  
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:18 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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pretend you like math
 
 
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				|  Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:25 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| Alright Coutsos, where is the rest of the list...? |  
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				|  Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:13 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| didnt sri start a list two yrs back? wonder if anyone has a cpy of it |  
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:26 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| Quote: Didn't cut my sandwich, nyurgh nyurgh nyurgh 
 Yeah, I know it's a weird one. I heard him say it during Sunday Math. 0_o
 
 
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				|  Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:38 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| Farnak wrote: 
Quote: The problem with french is that you spend a week learning a rule, then you spend the next 3 weeks learning the exception to that rule. 
 Isn't that similar for chemistry too? lol
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				|  Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:51 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| Quote: Isn't that similar for chemistry too? lol  
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				|  Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:21 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| The humour here sounds similar to that of House, a TV show on at 9:00 on Tuesdays that I would highly recommend. |  
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				|  Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:28 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| Quote: Go back to sleep... 
 
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 Quote: These kids think that they're so smart they don't even have to think! 
 
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				|  Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:40 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| And, of course, his ever-famous: 
 Dr. White wrote: People tell me my tests so long that they don't have time to think. I always tell them, my tests are so long, you don't have time NOT to think 
 I must have gotten that one about thirty times.
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				|  Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:51 pm    Post subject: (No subject) |  |   
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				| meh, his tests rnt too bad actually, they're ridiculously curved |  
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