Ninjas or Pirates?
Ninjas or Pirates? (No ending time set) |
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[Gandalf]
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:24 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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Real ninja:
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Cervantes
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:45 am Post subject: (No subject) |
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Coutsos wrote:
I've got four words for you: P. I. M. P.!
And spindly little legs!
Bacchus wrote:
one swing of the katana and the pirate will be standing in his Long John silvers
Yeah, and one shot of the pistol and the ninja is dead. Or, as Cornflake so wonderfully mentioned, there's the cannon sitting on the boats.
And how can ninjas walk on water? We're talking real, physical possibilities here, please? |
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rizzix
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:15 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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hey btw ur pistols are not really all that fast.. besides we have barrier techniquies..
btw: ninjas were a mythic legend.. why do we have this topic if we want real physical possibilites.. |
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MyPistolsIn3D
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:22 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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Ur right. Pirates win by default. |
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Bacchus
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:00 am Post subject: (No subject) |
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pirates are to slow to hit a ninja with a pistol, by the time their done scratching their ass with it, their head would be gone
on another side, i do like pirates as well, usually bucaneers more lol not much difference |
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Mazer
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:21 am Post subject: (No subject) |
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rizzix wrote: btw: ninjas were a mythic legend.. why do we have this topic if we want real physical possibilites..
No, I'm quite certain that ninjas existed, just not in the same way Kishimoto depicts them. Certainly they didn't have magic powers, and the shuriken were mostly useless, they still did some pretty neat stuff. |
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MyPistolsIn3D
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:08 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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What we need to do to resolve this is find an actual pirate and an actual ninja and make them fight. I wanna be a pirate when I grow up. I will rob people along the 400 series highways and I will drive a Gremlin. 8) |
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rizzix
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:44 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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but the fundamental point is: ninjas are assassins..
whats a point of fighting the one whos purposes is to kill ya? i'd run.. |
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Mazer
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 8:14 am Post subject: (No subject) |
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Well, not just assassins. They served other purposes such as spying and sabotage. Really, them ninja were multi-purpose sons of bitches! |
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axej
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 4:45 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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ninjas own pirates and ninjas can do back flips and crazy stuff like that! |
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Cervantes
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 4:57 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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rizzix wrote: but the fundamental point is: ninjas are assassins..
whats a point of fighting the one whos purposes is to kill ya? i'd run..
Being trained for something does not necessarily mean one is good at that particular task.
Example: Greek hopolites were excellent defensive soldiers. They trained for such a task. But a crazed teenager with an AK-47 could still wipe them all out.
That's the kind of thing we've got here. Ninjas are great at what they do, but they cannot compete with pirates who have cannon & pistols. |
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axej
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 5:02 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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but with a nija's uber godlike speed, they can dodge bullets then throw thier little star things at the pirate.
imagine a ninja with a gun though |
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Amailer
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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I dout the ninja would use the gun alot they don't need it.
Also, even some crazy teenager with an AK-47 wouldn't be able to kill the ninja easily, they are fast and hard to find |
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axej
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 5:16 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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ok then, how about a ninja with lazer eyes?
actually now that i think about it, that's pretty cool. |
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Cervantes
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 5:41 pm Post subject: (No subject) |
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axej wrote: but with a nija's uber godlike speed, they can dodge bullets then throw thier little star things at the pirate.
Oh, well if the ninjas get "uber godlike speed", I'm going to give the pirates uber anteater-like breath, and it will nausiate the ninjas no matter what. And the zone of nausiation is infinate in radius. And it works infinately fast too. And actually, it doesn't just nausiate them, it kills them. Yeah, that would be better.
You can't just say a ninja has uber godlike speed. That's ridiculous.
But so is arguing over the internet: you're still retarded. |
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