"Rap" Battle

[Guest]

look out...yall betta back up
the chief is back ready ta smack the f*ck
outta these hoes cause the dont rap enough
they pose as prankstas, n i thank ya
fo your aid but no one likes a gansta
so i cant figure out why youd wanna be a wangsta
yall think ya tough, but hey, I'm badda
im jus like a pimp but i aint david banner
break up groups like a crack in da ceilin
i f*ck b*tches on dey back or kneelin
dont matta, its whack, matter of fact
i cant be stopped, mah raps dont flop
sure im a vision, cut you like a circumsision
the worlds mah b*tch n if you think otha wise
then u prolly put ya d*ck in otha guys
n if you swing that way
forget craddle, you gon hit the grave
yo i set the stage , cant test me im great

[Dauntless]

What are you doing peddling your thugged out wares here? It's a compsci website, and this is a gentleman's flame war of rhyme, not false advertising for your ghetto self.

[Delta]

He's got a point there mister chief
I don't think you can rhyme to well either thats my belief.
Don't blame it on your dad bein' g@y,
you know you'd f*** my dog eitherway.
I see it in your eyes,
like when you found out your girlfriend had a d*** suprise!
you'd get down on your knees
beg to her please please please
give it to me baby just f*** f*** f***
You'd do her daddy to for less than a buck buck buck!
Man repeating a word three times is lame
thats ok their just like you, nothing but a shame
I'm giving in man I'm scared you might touch me
you might come after my friends and family,
ok whatever man you can take my brother,
I know you don't swing this way but I'll give you my mother.
Just leave me alone,
I'd rather not say thats how I got blown
ok this rap crap is turning all hostile,
go cut your d*** off and add it to the pile,
all the lil d***s you've gotta suck just to get your education
might as while take up a hobby you could call it masturbation.

[Dauntless]

Here's one from back in the day, it's quite explicit,entitled:

Dear Ambarf

look at your fat ass thighs
i dont wanna look, shit, it hurts my eyes
you need to get a little workout
'stead of spreadin your
legs and puttin out
you're a whore girl
i'm gonna tell the whole world
you a dirty little bizatch
you best stop talking shit smack
about my girly heather
youre homo so whatever
you suck nads
thats what we say
you got a bf, but we all know youre gay
you say your name is amber
but my homies we know better
your name to us is ambarf
we hope *he* breaks your heart
cuz hes just too hot for you
yeah, you're shit, you know its true
he should know that hes living a lie
he should know that hes dating a guy!
bitch, you couldnt *cheer* for your life
you'z a dyke, ho
go and get get yourself a wife
oh shit ho, youz a fat ugly whore
the sad part, you dont even know that you are
so ho when youre tired of sucking dick
will you go find girls to lick?
if i ever need my dick sucked
im sure i know who to come to
i hear you get your ass fucked
by almost every guy, foo
its funny how you think you're cool
how can you you say that?
while your sucking some guys tool
you try to cover up your insecurity
with your boyfriend, well who the fuck is he?
he obviously don't got two good eyes
cuz if he did i'm sure he'd rather be fucking guys
dont shittalk to HB, dirty slut
if you shittalk, i wont hesitate to cut yo left nut

Done on the spur of the moment in tongue-in-cheek ghetto stizzyle.

[jonos]

Hey Chief, I can't understand your sentences,
I'm sure a speech therapist would be good for your references,
It's harder to rap white then it is to rap black,
And it's harder to talk about things other than you doing your dad in the back.

My black/white rapping now follows, motherfucker,
My pimpness is true, my words are crude cocksucker,
I rape and I murder with guns that I buy,
From fat little cops that I shoot in the eye.

No one can touch my shit that I'm in,
I lease a lexus and bling bling and that makes me pimpin,
I act rich when really I'm making less than a nun,
But that doesn't matter when I'm up in Catholic School Girls cunts.

You better watch out mother fucker in my blackness,
Or else I'll go to jail and have to smoke crack less,
I'll fuck your girlfriends in a chair that is back less,
Your piles of shit are larger than I can address.

And now concludes my attempts at true "black rap",
Now that I'm free I can work on insulting your mother's cervical cap,
And I can now spell correctly and use proper grammar,
While you can sit and sulk crying out that it doesn't matter.

Bit ch

[Dauntless]

Hey now, we don't promote racism here.

[jonos]

Ooops, I wasn't trying to be racist . I really wasn't, I didn't mean for it to come across, if anyone is offended then tell me and I will edit it, but I don't think it is racist. I'm just trying to parody rappers who give the impression of having a lot of money but they really do not have a lot.

[Dauntless]

Just don't like how you're saying that you do etc etc. cuz in your rap you're black.

[jonos]

Ok, now I have edited it because some people are a little sensitive to some words.

[Paul]

I got mustard in my eye.

[jonos]

You need to asian rap paulbian.

[Delta]

Ok... Here it goes...

I'm here to apologize
for my actions I've come to realize
That this is not where I belong
not here posting rhymes with lyrics so strong
I'm sorry if I have offended
that at first was not intended
I let things get out of hand
cause at first my rhymes were bland
I ask you to forgive me for what I've done
cause swearing in my rhymes went in unison
hence I thought I might as well
since I've screwed up as you could tell
I'm retirering this stupid crap
cause it just turns out I cannot rap.

sorry guys...

[Dauntless]

Not you, you didn't do anything. I was talking to Chiefy.

[jonos]

I thought you were talking to me.

[Dauntless]

Well, I talked to both of you, separately.