"Rap" Battle

[Dauntless]

All right guys, in the spirit of intelligent spam, I want to start a rap fight. You can flame all those people you've been meaning to flame, or just poke at your friends.

Rules:
1. Must have rhyming scheme
2. Don't be immature, like with the three-letter-word game

More rules may be added.

Alright, let me start it off:

Jonos
your poetry is so cliche
You're putting in words
like numbers in an array
you've got an order
but you don't make sense
I think you'd be better off
staying in silence
What's this stuff about the EU (see Drama Queen, Diary of an Angst-filled)
Man, I see right through you
Your interpretation of politics
is so hound-and-horny (see A Clockwork Orange)

Nothing personal, lol. I'm not entirely serious about your poetry being bad, just your political views.


also

Naoki
You're the LKFsta
Nobody gives a ****
about your stupid little thread-a (j/p)
Google says you're a hot girl
If only they knew the truth
cuz the sad reality is
you'd only be a customer
if you worked a kissing booth.

Lame, I know, but hey, I take one for the thread.

MOD EDIT: potentially worthwhile, hence the sticky. but you're insulting me more with your poor rhyme scheme than the lyrics themselves

Dauntless edit: You know this thread be hot.. And just cuz I jump a line in the rhyming scheme doesn't make it bad, yo. Forget the un uniformity too. It's all part of being a badass. yeeaaaaaah yeehaah

[jonos]

Dauntless:
Your political views
Is the illist use,
of ignorance,
that you can produce.
I don't conform,
To your convolutions,
So now i be saying,
"I am the revolution."
Your angst is not real,
It is so bad,
Kick me in the yarbles (touche!!!!)
It's a fading fad.
You think you have biatches,
All up with your dawgs
But really now g,
They're whores like yo moms.
Now stop the g hating,
I'll now get my uzi,
To do you on street corners,
Like I do little lucy.
UHHHHH

Maverick:
You promote counter strike,
But really I own,
Cause all you clan dogs,
Can't reap what I sow,
You go watch your porn,
And I masturbate,
You promote Elisha Cuthbert,
And made me spill my seeds.
dig it doggggg

[Dauntless]

Jonos please
your rap is like venereal disease
unpleasant and runny
its just a big mess
I wish you would stop
at my behest

But props for reading,
the orange like a clock
After this rap, I will cease to mock
you, because you've picked such a book
my rap is done
you're off the hook

[jonos]

yo dauntless,
no mo hating,
i have my opinion,
so don't be berating,

but yes i read,
books so that cool,
cause real rappers like me,
try to go to school

my yarbles are blue now,
cause im not even thinking,
of what will come next
when my rhymes are sinking

""that had no effort, im not liable for its crappy content, i can do better.

[Mazer]

I don't mean to turn this into irrelevant spam, but dauntless your rap reminds me of the robot in the beginning of Chrono Trigger.

that... robot wrote:

My name is [can't remember name]
I have metal joints.
Beat me up and earn
15 silver points!

[jonos]

you play snes
roms are like crap
the real thing is
like to the face a slap

it is much better
as you will see
the controller is the shiznit
nintendo is holy

roms are illegal
like my sick rhymes
you play on the things
acquired through crime

instance of a a
now what now you got
nothing but hard drive sectors
that hold crap and what not

id rather have dawg
the cartridge so that
i can partake in
some ultra-violence, not crap

uhhhhh

[Maverick]

jonos
your rhymes are irrelevant
they make little sense
all i hear is jibba jabba
its makin me tense

you say your good at CS
but that shit is all talk
when you see me play
all you can do is gawk

(Sorry for the bad rap, I'm white ehat can i do?)
No offense jonos all in fun

[jonos]

yo maverick don't try
my rhymes are pwning
so quick and be gone
i alone owning

all you biatches
insanity is you
im white and im skinny
and i also love jews

your rhymes are symbolic
of stepping down spain
not able to re assess
the values of terrorist gain

but now i must stop
ludwig van is now calling
ill listen in my bedroom
while my enemies are sprawling

i have more biatches
then you will every have
unless you count yo' mamma
but that is damn sad

my rhymes are irrelevant
but i don't really care
they make sense to me
cuase this is my lair

and all in good fun
yall must understand
but i still rape your asses
IM KING OF THIS LAND!!!!

haha, this is fun

[Dauntless]

Both of you stop
Cuz the point you're missing
the gift of rhyme
and the art of dissing
is not limited to those dark in skin tone
I'm Chinese
and I will pwn

What's the deal with this CS trashtalk?
Its just a game boys, and a simple one too
You can talk the talk, maybe you can walk the walk
But in the end, its a computer game, fools

Jonos, man, enough about Spain
Everybody knows about the bomb on the train
It's all a mess now? You'll hafta explain
Don't be so abstract cuz it gives me a migraine

And Naoki ever since you became a mod
All your power has gone to your head
Come on man, you know you're not like that
If the price is selling out I'll stay like this instead

[jonos]

the gift of rhyme is in me,
your ignorance prevents you,
from acknowledging me,

i am abstract
my art is my pride
you need to circumvent my meaning
or you won't stay my tide

cs is not just a game
its full of life's ideals
kill or be killed biatches
or masturbate like me and chimeres

im a stupid caucasian
i recognize my ignorance - and yours
but you can't cut me down
you can only cut down my whores

naoki is a power hungry fiend
compsci needs a commission
to investigate his bias towards
those who think his lkf isn't bi*chin'

dauntless... man...
your rhymes are like english [class]
it goes right in my one ear
and out the other and up your ass

dauntless
your rhymes are cliche (!!!!)
i can copy them easy
cause you don't got nothing
that can counter my pleasing.

after this, im going to start using proper grammar. rapping sounds better without stupid bad grammar and ghetto words. humpgh

[Paul]

http://www.funs.co.uk/lyrics/a301.html

[Maverick]

You say your an asian
but you can never compete
uou have a shit style
you have a shit beat

The words you speak are reckless
your about to run a muck
but im gonna stop you there my friend
but really who gives a F*ck?

You want a role model
of the asian rap
CKY has a rapper
who beats all of your crap.

"I can kick you, higher then you can kick me. I can kick you way up into a tree"

[jonos]

cky sucks too much
to be mentioned on these boards
id rather listen to frusciante
and eat velocal raptors

your ignorance is apparent
to the gift of some people
who make good music
bad music is evil

its senseless to think
that cky is good
you could listen to britney
and masturbate in your hood

don't bash me now
cause im a caucasian
don't even bash dauntless
cause he is an asian

experimental music owns your shit
what the fuck is up with cky
they suck and other stuff
they don't even try

[jonos]

you can't touch me naoki
you should not be poking
im high in the sky as lamerz
now you can't stop being haterz

no one reads lkf
its too long and messed
except me of course
the only literate political force

i rap down town
i wrap up the crown
i am the king, you my subjects
but another adjective for you is rejects

listen to my lesson
and learn it well
i am the master
and you can't stop hell

im making the answer
up as i rap
but there isn't a question
that i can't out map

i own a strip club
you use up all your money on my girls
but you can't get nothing dauntless
because no one likes your murals

i use my microphone as a weapon
to do you all harm
i incite hate against
those who rearm

i use different structures
for lots of my raps
you can't match that biatches
because your syllabus is crap

[Paul]

that last one kinda was crap
but the first one was some crazy rap.