The gensis of a programming language

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I give you a concise explanation of where all of these different programming languages come from.

code:

programmming_languages = [] loop do    programming_languages.push(ProgrammingLanguage.new)    current_lang = programming_languages.last    until current_lang.is_too_complex? do       puts "#{current_lang} is perfect!"       puts "But we could add #{random_feature}"           current_lang.add_feature(random_feature)    end    puts "Heck with this, it'd be easier to just start over!" end