Paul's Punny Place

[Paul]

Here's a good one I found around:

Art theft in Paris: Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

You'd get it if you know art...

[jonos]

I have no idea what that joke is about, though I assume Degas is someone or something. bah....