Valentines Day

Martin · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:46 pm

My school's letting us submit little love letters/pictures to our school news paper for valentines day, so if anyone can think of some good poems (or find them on the internet) or has any good pictures that I can put in, post here. You might get some bits for it too.

Martin · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:47 pm

Here's the first one:

Whenever I think of you,
I feel like I'm high on glue.
Enjoying that elf for hours (inside joke)
While I take long hot showers
Somebody's stalking you!

That took an entire literature class to compose. It's going in for sure.

shorthair · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:58 pm

http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=2274

MAFIA VALINTINE POEMS , they are so funny , have fun lokin at em

McKenzie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:12 pm

yep shorthair, you know true love when you see it.

Quote:

Lust is fleeting,
True love lingers.
Be mine always
And you'll keep your fingers

funny stuff

shorthair · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:37 pm

Hey when You think of love , think of an offer you cant refuse Twisted Evil

Martin · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:44 pm

This issue of the 'stang's gonna be sweet...gonna cost me a ton of money though. It'll be worth it I'm sure.

Corybu · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:45 am

Roses are red,
violets aren't gold...
Why wear a bra,
when theres nothing to hold?

If highschool is anything like it used to be, this one will be well recieved.

Cervantes · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:11 am

terrible lol

I knew someone would do a roses are red poem Razz

shorthair · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:21 am

Thats Just Plain Mean , its valentines man , you cant be doin that , ( well the mafia ones were pretty bad aswell ) but where is the love , .....Darkness do you want any serious ones, or just funny ones

Tony · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:17 pm

hey, I liked the mafia one Laughing

well the one that McKenzie pointed out Laughing

Delta · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:46 pm

Here is my poem Smile

Today is the day
that all nice people say
I love you my sweet
and here have a treat
but when your not nice
and with a roll of the dice
you poison the chocolate
and have sex with you date

ok... ok... I know its prolly suxorz... and its harsh and krewl... and whatnot... but seriously I don't think its too bad saying that I just made it up tho it is sickly evil

Tony · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:49 pm

heh, it's not that bad... though I dont understand what the dice has to do with the rest of the poem Confused

shorthair · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:55 pm

its all good , till the last 3 lines , i was like ah ah ah , WOW , poison in chocolate , i have to wonder about what you get up to when your not making death animations.......

Maverick · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:44 pm

Roses are Red
Rolex is Gold
Now Get on Your Knees Bltch
And do What Your Told. Very Happy

naoki · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:39 pm

*points to ANGST topic in SPAM*

okay it's a little off but the "girl" does love talking about her troubles Wink

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