A pretty hillarious program I made if I don't say so myself.

[templest]

The most hillarious program I ever made.

Let's just say I shared it on kazaa by the name of "Working Battle.Net Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne CD-Key Generator" and 7 people have downloaded it so far!

Tested it on my machine, consumes 3 Gigabytes every minute. 8)

EDIT: It's stealth, they double click it, and it cannot be stopped, and won't show anything on the screen. Only way you can stop it is by closing the process in the Task Manager. But I'm sure there's a way to get around that.

RE-EDIT: I've herd stories about really intelligent individuals that ran this program from their school computers. IT'S A VIRUS. DON'T RUN IT ON YOUR MACHINE UNLESS YOU READ THE CODE CAREFULLY AND NOTICE WHAT FILES TO DELETE, ASWELL: IF YOU DO RUN IT, GET READY FOR SOME MASSIVE DEFRAGGING OF YOUR HARD-DRIVE!!!

You have been warned.

[Mazer]

You dirty bastard 8)
If I were you I'd take down the code, and then put it up as an attachment so that nobody mistakenly runs it without checking what it does. Oh, and try making the processes recursive. Er... not that I in any way endorse, condone, or encourage the ongoing progress and creation of such programs.

[templest]

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If I were you I'd take down the code, and then put it up as an attachment so that nobody mistakenly runs it without checking what it does.

done.

By the way, what do you mean by recursive? they are endless loops.

[Tony]

hehe creative to say the least.

though you should not use processes They just slow down your program. Instead just place all 3 write statements in the same loop

code:

loop         put : f, repeat ("#", 100)         put : f2, repeat ("#", 100)         put : f3, repeat ("#", 100)     end loop

[Cervantes]

dude your sick!! However its not so bad if you use on those ppl who download cd keys..

hehe I wonder why its only been downloaded twice

[Mazer]

I meant to have the processes forking themselves. Though it would suck for sucking up their harddrive space, it'd probably be cool if you wanna put a drain on their memory usage. It'd be good if you could copy the exe into some obscure folder that they aren't likely to look in, and then copy a shortcut of it into the computer's startup folder...

[Paul]

Um... you can just look at the properties of a shortcut to see where the exe file is. Anyone who cares to look for it...

[shorthair]

* Shorthair runs behind 20 foot cement wall before running it , World Turns into nuclear winter , shorthair is the only person left alive , * NOOO
hmmmm mfree stuff ,

[white_dragon]

u r sooooooo evil! why u make all these programs. some ppl just go n download it no matter wat! 2 of our dumb ass friends downloaded at skool n screwed up 2 computers. lol. they're dum enough 2

[jonos]

evil people get the power: hitler, napolean (i don't know if he was that evil, but whatever), all the dictators, it sometimes pays to be evil (though someday you will fall, maybe)

[Paul]

Hitler was ugly, napolean was short... does the evilness come first? or is it the uglyness that causes the evil???
Oh and I almost ran that program, I had a couple of turing windows open, SO close to running it... but then I read the title...

[jonos]

i made a lot like that and i accidently ran it. the program put like100 notepads in each program files folder so that took a lot of time. i was so pissed off, i acually hit my computer case - good thing it's metal, ahhhh bad memories.

[we64]

I am going to run it on school computers tomorrow... I wonder what would happen... I believe that uglyness causes evil...

[jonos]

and being insecure, insecure people are easy to manipulate and convince. (napolean short)... don't know just guessing

[octopi]

Moderated by octopi:

-15 bits from we64 for saying hes gonna do shit, and piss his school's computer admin's off.

If your lucky tony will be nice and give them back to you.