Humour; Warnings.

btiffin · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:48 am

So, a guy is walking with his lady. Lights up a smoke. His girlfriend shakes her head in disappointment, turns to him and then scolds. "Have you not read the warnings on those packs. Tobacco use causes gross, often fatal lung disease. And it kills babies!"

He calmly replies, "I'm a programmer babe. We ignore warnings and only worry about errors."

Cheers

Reality Check · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:43 am

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

jeffgreco13 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:18 am

This pretty much sums it up...
apomb showed me this
[img]http://xkcd.com/303/[/img]

Aziz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:01 am

Unoriginal is unoriginal Razz

about 50% of xkcd applies to most of us.

Img fail fixed:

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btiffin · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:33 pm

Love the cartoon;

When I was at the phone company, using polyFORTH, we loaded the application from source. Our 100,000 word app "compiled" itself in about 2 minutes for dev, about 4 for production (all the database linkage and prep). So the dev load gave us just enough time to start rubber band fights but never finish them. Well we broke down one giddy day and ignored the DECTalk message that the build was finished and just kept fighting. Wouldn't you know that I ducked down just as the boss came in through the door and ker-smack. Right to the face with a stinger of a shot from my buddy. The office was pretty quiet for the next few days. The boss never said a word.

Cheers

CodeMonkey2000 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:10 pm

Here and here is a whole list of bad programming jokes.

I like the last one:

Quote:

What's the difference between drug dealers and computer programmers?

With drug dealers, if you do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. With programmers you....Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!DAAAMMMNN!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Here is a lame error message I made in VB since I was bored.

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Aziz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:08 pm

What does software development and sex have in common?

If you make one mistake, you have to support it for the rest of your life.

;0

jeffgreco13 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:33 am

Hahaha Aziz i like that..

Aziz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:07 am

I used to have a Jokes widget on my iGoogle home page.

apomb · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:47 am

Douglas Adams wrote:

The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much. Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century would end.

Insectoid · **Posted:** Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:49 am

http://atom.smasher.org/error/gallery/

Thought this one was funny. Say, how could I swap one of Windows' error messages with one of these?

btiffin · **Posted:** Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:42 pm

lol on the butterfly. Thanks insectoid.

death bringer · **Posted:** Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:49 am

LOL insectoid That is So freaking HILARIOUS Do you know any other sites like that?

death bringer · **Posted:** Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:04 am

Go to this website

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-english-mistakes-bloopers/funny-english-student-mistakes/unny-test-answers.html

some really funny stuff

Zampano · **Posted:** Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:37 am

Still funny the umpteenth time reading those essays.

Thanks a lot Walt Whitman.

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