Fatal Wish Game

[Neo]

Here's an interesting game I came across. You make a wish and the next poster grants it but adds a fatal twist.

Example
Post A: I wish for world peace.
Post B: Wish granted, humanity is whipped off the earth.

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Ok now I will start

I wish for chocolate ice-cream.

[bugzpodder]

Wish granted. I've have also added some anthrax into the cream.

I wish Princeton University would burn down to ashes.

[Mazer]

Wish granted. Whoops, you were visiting the campus at the time of the incident.

I wish the weather would improve.

[md]

Wish granted. The ozone layer has been nullified, ultraviolet rays have vaporized all the water on the planet. On the plus side it never rains!

I wish I had a silver hammer.

[MysticVegeta]

Wish granted. All the silver on earth will be combined in making of your hammer, making it heavier for god to life it.

I wish I win CCC in grade 11 or 12. and junior CCC this year.

[Andy]

wish granted, all the people in the world who are smarter than you were vaporized.

i wish ATI would pay me for all the overtime i do.

[MihaiG]

wish granted..but now you dont get to take breaks or go home

i wish i had a car

[codemage]

Wish granted... but it's a Ford... Pinto.

I wish I was in a warmer climate right now.

[MysticVegeta]

Wish granted. Enough CO2 has been released and trapped by the earth's atmosphere to make global warming take place right now, since you are now in a way warmer climate, the ice has melted and you have drowned.

I wish I had 1 more wish. (recursive )

[Andy]

wtf... global warming doesnt mean the earth is going to get hot, it means there will be a wider range of temprature... winters get colder and summers get hotter. If you release CO2 now, the earth will remain cold..

wish granted, your second wish didnt happen, it's only a wish after all.

I wish i get a job with NVidia next term in Cali

[Blade]

wish granted. nvidia goes downhill, you're laid off and unemployed.

i wish the government would pay me the proper amount every time

[Tony]

wish granted. In a surprise move, the government suddenly turns fascistic and makes sure to collect (negative pay) the proper amount every time.

I wish the noobs to be able to program in Turing.

[MihaiG]

wish granted...

they form a massive mob and kill you in a riot

i wish i could wish

[[Gandalf]]

Wish granted, but none of them come true, (including this one) and you explode.

I wish V3 had finally arrived.

[Dan]

[Gandalf] wrote:

Wish granted, but none of them come true, (including this one) and you explode.

I wish V3 had finally arrived.

Wish granted, i chage the name of the V2 dir to V3

I wish i had a coke right now.