GTA Hot Coffee Mod

[Martin]

As you're probably well aware, GTA: San Andreas is now rated Adults Only.

Killing police officers. Check.
Sex with prostitutes. Check.
Stealing cars. Check.
Slicing off people's limbs. Check.
Trafficking drugs. Check.

What we have now is a solid M rated game. 17+.

But...wait...sex between consentual adults?! We can't have our children knowing about this!

[Delos]

You forgot:
Jumping from a helicopter at and altitude of several thousand feet, not opening your parachute, hitting water, and surviving with barely a scratch to show for it. Check.

[Notoroge]

Not to mention that the AO rating is for people 18+.
That year makes all the difference.

[rizzix]

Notoroge wrote:

Not to mention that the AO rating is for people 18+.
That year makes all the difference.

yea its 21+ in some countries.

[Hikaru79]

Hehe, there's a funny article about this, entitled There's sex in my violence!

[Neo]

If you thought the hot coffee mod wasn't hot enough check this out.

This image kinda creeps me out.

[MihaiG]

lol...thats hilarious...supply and demand...if lonely computer nerds want CGI p0*N let them have it... the economy grows

[naoki]

I heard about some grandmother wanting to sue R* because GTA, the game that she bought her young grandson, contains filthy porn.

I hope she stops and thinks about what she's trying to accomplish before R*'s lawyers leech her for everything she has

[Notoroge]

Finally, something I actually enjoyed reading from this guy.
The almost best page in the Universe.

[StarGateSG-1]

I have to say that I think these peopel are messed up, not the game companies but the people like hillary cilton who spent millions of peoples dollars to do what now, so that there is soft-core in video's games, I really think that is the best option considering america's health and system is in pieces and with the war and all, yes we will expose soft-core in video games, what were they smoking...
HONESTLY!

[Notoroge]

Sex is evil, idiot. Death and violence is a perfectly natural thing; it's human nature. But sex, *sigh*, it's meant to reproduce. You're Satan's spawn if you enjoy something so sinister. All those Europeans and their sexual deviancy. Bunch of crazies. What ever happened to wholesome, family, values?

[Tony]

Notoroge wrote:

What ever happened to wholesome, family, values?

Well one (two actually... and of proper genders at that) need to have sex to start the said family.. Ironic, isn't it?

[Notoroge]

Tony wrote:

Notoroge wrote:

What ever happened to wholesome, family, values?

Well one (two actually... and of proper genders at that) need to have sex to start the said family.. Ironic, isn't it?

Well duh, I said so myself; if you had read that post you'd notice it. But that doesn't mean you have to enjoy it. God said in Dittomoronity, Chapter 6: Verse 9;

Dittomoronity 6:9 wrote:

Thou shalt not enjoy sex,

[rizzix]

Well, if you want to quote the bible... but all that means don't fall in for lust..
Either way, lust is just as bad as violence, or visa-versa.

[Notoroge]

No, violence is a perfectly viable way of solving problems. Just read the Bible! God killed thousands of Egyptians for enslaving Jews! Gosh-darn it, he flooded the whole planet and wiped-away millions of different creatures and people to get rid of the problem.

But sex!? Don't be such a fool! Satan wants you to believe that sex is good so that God will be forced to send you to Hell for eternal damnation if you enjoy it.

Just you wait, once I'm in Heaven railing hollywoods and playing pool with Jesus, you'll be burning in a lake of fire and brimstone listening to an incessant gnashing and mashing of teeth as people cry non-stop and you'll feel pain. You'll.. Feel.. PAIN! ... Forever.