Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?

[cycro1234]

Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbieever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

w00t

[Mazer]

Spam? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've only just heard the song. Though I feel I should inform you that you've missed the first few lines.

[brenn]

Ooo it's a song? I've never heard of it ^^;

[Notoroge]

http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/w/weirdal/itsall.htm

Try again, nub. This is pure 100% spam. If you'd have anything to say about that song (even if it was to post about how cool it was), you'd say it right before posting just the (incomplete) lyrics.

[brenn]

Notoroge wrote:

http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/w/weirdal/itsall.htm

Try again, nub. This is pure 100% spam. If you'd have anything to say about that song (even if it was to post about how cool it was), you'd say it right before posting just the (incomplete) lyrics.

But... this is the spam forum? XD

[Mazer]

LOL? No...

[brenn]

Quote:

9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?

.......

GUH. That was actually me during my last work term. Only instead of a placard, I had a label with my name on it stuck to the table.

[Mazer]

I'm sorry, I should've done this in my first post.

[Aoi]

brenn wrote:

Notoroge wrote:

http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/w/weirdal/itsall.htm

Try again, nub. This is pure 100% spam. If you'd have anything to say about that song (even if it was to post about how cool it was), you'd say it right before posting just the (incomplete) lyrics.

But... this is the spam forum? XD

It was until we decided to change the forum name to off topic because before the the spaming and flaming in here got outta hand so we changed this part of the forum to off topic instead of the spam section... what the heck was this part of the forum called again before?