Programming in Ebonics!

[Hikaru79]

Sorry, but when I saw this, it was just too hilarious to pass by It's someone's final project in Compiler Construction class at Drake University. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: Eubonicode!

Here are some sample programs from the site Here's one for displaying the Fibonacci Sequence (NOTE: It seems the word b*itch is being censored Wherever you see *****, the word is actually b*itch (without the missing i, obviously. They're using it as a semicolon )

code:

sup {   gimme fibo bitch   a be 1 bitch   b be 1 bitch   putou a bitch   putou b bitch   fibo be fibo widout 2 bitch   slongas (fibo bepimpin 0)     c be a an b bitch     a be b bitch     b be c bitch     putou b bitch     dissin fibo bitch   nomo }

And for prime numbers!

code:

sup {   a be 1 bitch   slongas(a fearin 100)     b be 2 bitch     c be 0 bitch     slongas(b fearin a)       if (a videdby b time b sameas a)         propsta c bitch       fi       propsta b bitch     nomo     if (c sameas 0)       putou a bitch     fi     propsta a bitch   nomo }

I wanna write a textbook for this

[Naveg]

you definitely should lol, that is too funny

[md]

This is hilarious