Post your BATTLECRY here!

[Paul]

This site:
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Mine is:
Who is that, sprinting across the cliffs! It is Paul, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries ominously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!"

[Dan]

Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the icy wasteland! It is Hacker Dan, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you beyond the end of time, then bake cookies!!!"

ummmmmmm, cookies

[Mazer]

Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the icy wasteland! It is Mazer, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows ominously:

"I'm going to fuck you until the sun burns out!"

Good post, Paul Bian. +120 experience points.

[AsianSensation]

....

why do I get stuck with the stupid ones all the time:

Quote:

Lo! Who is that, running on the candy store! It is AsianSensation, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!"

though if I use my real name, it's hell of alot funnier.

Quote:

Rampaging across the terrain, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Meng! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

[Delos]

Muwahahaha!

Quote:

Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the icy wasteland! It is Delos, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you so forcibly, you will polymorph into a nymphomatriarch!"

[Maverick]

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the fields! It is Maverick, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to bruise you until you turn inside-out!!!"

[Raugrist]

From an ol' friend of mine, I think it'd make a hilarious battlecry:

"I will beat you down like a runaway slave!"

[Paul]

Quote:

Skulking on the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Raugrist! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to hump you until you have puppies!!!"

[poly]

Rampaging along the candy store, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Polykranopalous! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!"

[Raugrist]

Paul Bian wrote:

Quote:

Skulking on the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Raugrist! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to hump you until you have puppies!!!"

Well that was a crappy battlecry. I like mine better.

[Catalyst]

dont type in 'the Pope'

[Paul]

lol catalyst, why did u type that in in the first place?

code:

Zang! Who is that, skulking over the plains! It is The Pope, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams mightily: "I'm going to spank you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

[jonos]

Rampaging out of the mountains, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Jonos! And he gives a cruel roar:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I hereby snap and go berzerk!"

[guruguru]

Rampaging over the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Guruguru! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"


Wow... mine sucks...

[AsianSensation]

I'm so going to hell for this one....

Quote:

Striding over the hotel lobby, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Jesus! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"