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Paul




PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2004 9:52 pm   Post subject: Post your BATTLECRY here!

This site:
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Mine is:
Who is that, sprinting across the cliffs! It is Paul, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries ominously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!"
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Dan




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 12:03 am   Post subject: (No subject)

Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the icy wasteland! It is Hacker Dan, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you beyond the end of time, then bake cookies!!!"

ummmmmmm, cookies Razz
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Mazer




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 6:39 am   Post subject: (No subject)

Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the icy wasteland! It is Mazer, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows ominously:

"I'm going to fuck you until the sun burns out!"

Good post, Paul Bian. +120 experience points.
AsianSensation




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 10:17 am   Post subject: (No subject)

....

why do I get stuck with the stupid ones all the time:

Quote:
Lo! Who is that, running on the candy store! It is AsianSensation, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!"


though if I use my real name, it's hell of alot funnier.

Quote:
Rampaging across the terrain, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Meng! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"
Delos




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 12:10 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Muwahahaha!

Quote:

Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the icy wasteland! It is Delos, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you so forcibly, you will polymorph into a nymphomatriarch!"
Maverick




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 12:23 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the fields! It is Maverick, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to bruise you until you turn inside-out!!!"
Raugrist




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 3:19 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

From an ol' friend of mine, I think it'd make a hilarious battlecry:

"I will beat you down like a runaway slave!"
Paul




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 3:34 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Quote:

Skulking on the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Raugrist! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to hump you until you have puppies!!!"
poly




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 5:04 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Rampaging along the candy store, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Polykranopalous! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!"
Raugrist




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 5:42 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Paul Bian wrote:
Quote:

Skulking on the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Raugrist! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to hump you until you have puppies!!!"

Well that was a crappy battlecry. I like mine better.
Catalyst




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 6:45 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

dont type in 'the Pope'
Paul




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 7:00 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

lol catalyst, why did u type that in in the first place?
code:

Zang! Who is that, skulking over the plains! It is The Pope, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams mightily:

"I'm going to spank you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"
jonos




PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 10:18 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Rampaging out of the mountains, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Jonos! And he gives a cruel roar:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I hereby snap and go berzerk!"
guruguru




PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 2:34 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Rampaging over the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Guruguru! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"


Crying or Very sad Wow... mine sucks... Crying or Very sad
AsianSensation




PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 3:02 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

I'm so going to hell for this one....

Quote:
Striding over the hotel lobby, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Jesus! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"
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