TRUEST PROGRAM EVER

[Boarder16]

hey i found turing fun once (during comp sci classes) but now with no incentive or even reason t omake a good program.. and when i start one i never finish it casue i get sick of it so quick... i dun wanna make nothing no mare...so this is my last/latest program i've made... lol

code:

put"Turing......" delay(1000) cls put"Is Useless" delay(1200) cls put"And Stupid" delay(1200) cls put"Sorry If this offened anyones..lol" delay(30000000) cls put"you actually waited this long?"

put gimme bits ...
i am sad and disgruntled

[jonos]

actually, turing isn't all that useless, it can do some cool stuff. i usually like to say positive things about program because that is my nature, and if that is all you are capable of then very good for you and i hope that you continue to learn more.

[Paul]

Hey, your name effects make you look professional, the program doesn't, um... have 2 bits.

[TheXploder]

nice program...
name effects piff, it's not like in the real world it's all about looks.. see what matters is your skill..

[shorthair]

Dude we had this debate , ther is no need for new people to come here and see apps like that, turing is a great footer langage , without it BASIC would have made no sense to me , i was using about 20 commands i useid in turing , and i was learning how to do things by translating turing code to BASIC , dont bring it down like that , none of us apreciate it ( well mabye a select few do ) but not i , there is no need for this

[Cervantes]

if you're board in Turing, I suggest making a game. they are the most fun programs to make (obviously).

depending on your ability you could make pong, tic tac toe, either of those with AI, the helicopter game on www.addictinggames.com or a host of other games. Check out the sticky in Turing Help "so you're looking for game ideas, check here first" or something like that

Cheers

PS shorthair how'd your bits jump up a thousand in 1 day

[shorthair]

look in the dictonary oof hacker dan , at Hacker dans post

[Cervantes]

Dmanti Hsotrahir sotp tlaknig lkie Hcaekr Dna!! Wr're on to yuo! Yuol'l nveer gte aawy wtih tihs!! Nveer I sya!!

as you can see.... you're becoming increasingly incoherent.

[shorthair]

i just type really fast , and dont look back at my message , its like esecond nature it takes to long to check posts , mabye il go back and edit all my typos but its not looking to god

[McKenzie]

What #16 misses is that when you attack something there are two possible outcomes.
1. Justified attack: get a lot of, "ya, good point", "you said it", "and another thing"
2. Unjustified attack: "What the heck are you talking about?" Your attack doesn't offend people so much as it makes them simply write off everything you say because you really don't have a full understanding yet.

It's unfortunate that you didn't have a good experience with Turing. I suggest you learn another language (like C) then you'll be able to compare from a position of knowledge rather than a gut feeling.

[Cervantes]

shorthair wrote:

to god

man you lost an "o" in both "too" and 'good"!

Yes boarder go learn C let's see how far you get

[shorthair]

Do i have to blow you to peices cervantes

( that was fun ) , i feel unwanted becuase of my spelling disability

[Cervantes]

man shorthair you are having too much fun with the smilies...

[jonos]

learn vb, it's easier.

shorthair, where do you get those smilies, is it where it links to, cause doesn't that load adware on comps

[Cervantes]

jonos... the point of boarder16 trying to learn C is that he CAN'T. without Turing knowledge learning a complex but good language like C is very very difficult.. maybe its possible in VB, depending on your intelligence.

if it loads adware on your comp, get AdAware!