Computer Humor

[copthesaint]

READ BOTTOM BEFORE ANSWERING POLL!
Now I'm sure being the geeks we are in Canada and it is true canada uses alot of electronics because of the cold ;p, you must have some funny computer related jokes. My favorite is from this de-motivational poster that says :

Error 404, Road could not be found.


Five questions:
Do you have a cell Phone? if you do add a point.

Do you use your computer often? if you do add a point.

Do you play video games? if you do add a point.

Have you built your self a computer? if you do add a point.

Do you have more friends online (face book, msn) or in real life that you talk to. if you talk more to people on fb or msn, add a point.

[SNIPERDUDE]

Hmm, 2 points according to your quiz sheet there (cell phone and I use my computer).
I'd argue though that those two are easily countered.
1) everyone has a cell phone these days. Kids in grade 6 have cell phones these days.
2) My mom uses her computer often too, and she is far from "geeky".

I think I'm more of just a moderately knowledgeable person. I don't really even programme anymore, never really got good grades in school, don't own a blackberry, ipod, or any other of these new technologies.

Just call me a man of music and literature. One of many unique hobbies.

[mono-1-rulz]

I got 2 points. I agree with Sniperdude that the first two are kind of a given for everyone nowadays. Awesome comics btw, made me lol.

[copthesaint]

Common, post some humor!

I dont have a cell phone. Im grade 11, so does everone have a cell phone these days? I also Know alot or people who never use there computers (maybe once a month unless they have an english project). instead they play video games

[ProgrammingFun]

copthesaint @ Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:05 am wrote:

Common, post some humor!

I dont have a cell phone... so does everone have a cell phone these days?

Agreed...

[DtY]

I don't think that playing video games or owning a cell phone has made you a geek for about ten years. Everyone has a cell, and plays video games, and I do neither. Yet, here I am on a CS forum.

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A SQL query goes into a bar, wanders over to two tables and says "mind if I join you?"

Two strings walk into a bar, the first asks the bar tender "gives me a beer.euaoentuh',r.cponeuhaeosntuaqnkhoeuh" and segfaults. The second says "sorry, my friend here isn't NULL terminated".

Eight bytes walk into a bar, and says "make me a double".

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first order one pint, and each subsequent mathematician orders half as much as the previous. The bartender says "fuck it" and pours two pints.

Why did the chicken cross the m?bius strip? To get to the same side.

[saltpro15]

I'm a gamer I guess, don't own a cell though.

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How can you tell when a programmer has had sex?
When he?s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

?Knock, knock.?
?Who?s there??
very long pause?.
?Java.?

Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, ?Where?d you get that??

The student on the bike replies, ?While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ?You can have anything you want?.?

The first student responds, ?Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn?t have fit you.?

[SNIPERDUDE]

I laughed on the last one there saltpro.

[Insectoid]

I don't have a cell phone. I don't have that many facebook friends. I don't play all that many video games (I got into mariokart recently but meh, it's more of an occasional thing).

I score 2: Always on my laptop and I've built my own computer. I think this is a very biased test though and I'm not voting in the pole.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I agree, the geekyness is too subjective for such a simple test. (Plus the fact that you are on Compsci earns at least a point. At least.)

[saltpro15]

it was somewhat ruined because of that weird glitch with quotation marks

[copthesaint]

Common, its just for fun, besides whats wrong with being a geek? Just means you know alot on that certain subject. A 'jock'can still be a 'geek' too.

SNIPERDUDE @ Sat Apr 24, 2010 wrote:

I laughed on the last one there saltpro.

Lol that one is pretty funny.

[SNIPERDUDE]

How about anything on XKCD? Funny stuff.

[DtY]

From Doomed to Obscurity

[copthesaint]

Lol so not true for programming classes, I had more girls in my grade 10 and 11 programming classes then boys. However, there is only a couple girls in the shop area right now... At least while I am there.