Sprites being offered

[isaiahk9]

I am a spriter - one makes sprites. I would be willing to make commissions of sprites for anyone who wants them if you would benefit me in one of these two ways :
A) Donate as much or as little bits you believe are worth for my work (after I give it to you). If you think my work stinks, then you don?t even need to donate anything for all my hard work . . .
B) If you have a talent (writing normal English, writing poetic English, scientific physics, biology, chemistry, math, programming in Turing, being clever, being funny, etc.) then I might ask you a question from your field of skill, that I hope you would answer
Write comments in this thread on what you think of the quality of my work so it can improve.
If you do ask for sprites, you must answer the following :
1. What type of body format do you want : just a head with arms, a torso with limbs not connected (like the Madness or Lock Legion, this is my best type of spriting work) or Full Body, which is my worst, where the arms and legs are actually attached. Note - I will sprite non-humanoid things as well. Weapons, enemies and extras will come with the sprites if you request.
2. A description of what I?m spriting - if it?s Mario or Master Chief or somebody famous, just say their name. If you made them up or they?re not famous, please give details on them.
3. I prefer a week in advance to make the sprites, but if you have a tragic story, then I could do it sooner. As well, most of my spriting is done near the weekends.
4. Your email that I am legally binded to only send you the sprites with.
5. If you just want any sprites, ask for ?Random Job? - any body type, past or new, famous or made up I will deliver a sheet of sprites withing the next two days.
6. Any talents, like mentioned above. Believe me, you answering one physics question I came up with is more than worth
P.S. I will sprite basically anything - besides stuff that is for sure going to be illegal or perverted.
So, I'll check this every evening at around 7' North American Eastern Time, and then the clock will tick for me to make your sprites.