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Mazer · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:46 pm

Posted Image, might have been reduced in size. Click Image to view fullscreen.

I'm considering printing a sticker. I don't really like the text I have right now, so I'm opening the floor to you guys. I want something that will convey the whole "don't fucking touch the screen, dumbass" idea, preferrably without profanity. And it should sound warning label-y.

And on that topic, anyone know where I can find vinyl cling that I can use with an inkjet printer?

md · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:10 pm

Do not touch Screen.
Severe injury WILL result.

Yes, that means you too
numbnuts

bugzpodder · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:21 pm

whats wrong with touching the screen besides getitng peanut butter all over it?

Mazer · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:34 pm

Dead pixels, and being a jackass.

bugzpodder · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:58 pm

i love touching my laptop screen, it looks so cool with the graphics distorted in a sin wave like fashion

md · **Posted:** Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:06 pm

You sir, are strange Razz

But even if YOU like to touch YOUR lcd, that doesn't mean the rest of us want your grubby hands all over our nice pristine lcds too Wink

ZeroPaladn · **Posted:** Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:57 pm

WARNING

Any person caught touching the screen will be beaten and shot.
Survivors will be prosecuted.

Delos · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:54 pm

Warning!
Do not touch the screen. Failure to comply will result in kitten death.

ZeroPaladn · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:39 pm

Delos wrote:

Warning!
Do not touch the screen. Failure to comply will result in kitten death.

NOT THE KITTIES!

On an on topic note...

WARNING

LCD screen under survailance.
Beatdown upon your person is imminent if screen is touched**.

** Touching this screen includes, but is not limited to, poking, scratching, stroking, petting, tapping, flicking, and poking using an animate or inanimate object.

Clayton · **Posted:** Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:49 pm

WARNING!

Beware of cyber-guard dog, failing to do so will result in immediate e-mail to you of an intense virus/virii.

TokenHerbz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:23 am

W A R N I N G :

Faulty wireing, Monitor is CHARGED:
Sparks and Shocks upon touching screen.
Will severly injure, and possibly kill you.
---you were warned---

oh and PS: everyones ok, there treated nothing to serious, and should be good to go in a month.
.....and of course, lesson learned that hard way, again
((Regarding IRC earlier))

War_Caymore · **Posted:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:52 am

WARNING!

Do not touch the LCD screen. You will be secretly castarated if failure to do so.

On a lighter note...

WARNING!

Do not touch the LCD screen, failure to do so will result in the deletion of your WoW account (no refunds).

ZeroPaladn · **Posted:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:57 am

War_Caymore wrote:

WARNING!

Do not touch the LCD screen. You will be secretly castarated if failure to do so.

Thats a little harsh isnt it?

War_Caymore wrote:

WARNING!

Do not touch the LCD screen, failure to do so will result in the deletion of your WoW account (no refunds).

Now that is just plain cruel. Laughing

Mazer · **Posted:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:12 am

OK, show of hands, who noticed the warning symbol showing a hand getting crushed? Not having access to tools for castrating, shocking, or feeding to animals wherever I may be, damage to the offending hand/wrist would be my best bet.
This could be the downward force of a heavy textbook if I have one with me, or lacking that I could just apply a good reverse hand or second control.

Clayton · **Posted:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:43 am

WARNING!

Do not touch the screen if you value your hands they way they are. Failure to do so may result in a 50 pound encyclopedia (or similiar) "dropping" on your hands.

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