Why did the chicken cross the road??

[MysticVegeta]

Give a point of view from different famous people.

Albert Einstein: Maybe the road beneath the chicken moved, it depends on your point of view.

Your turn!!!

[Mazer]

Do you actually remember things like this? I'm not so sure that famous people aren't usually remembered to their "why did the chicken cross the road" responses. Either I'm mistaken in this respect, or people are going to have to google for that website that lists responses from a bunch of famous people.

[Martin]

Mazer: Do you actually remember things like this? I'm not so sure that famous people aren't usually remembered to their "why did the chicken cross the road" responses. Either I'm mistaken in this respect, or people are going to have to google for that website that lists responses from a bunch of famous people.

[Delos]

Martin: Mazer: Do you actually remember things like this? I'm not so sure that famous people aren't usually remembered to their "why did the chicken cross the road" responses. Either I'm mistaken in this respect, or people are going to have to google for that website that lists responses from a bunch of famous people.

Oh boy...Martin, you strike again.

[MihaiG]

duh....its obvious why the chicken crossed the road.....

Bill Cosby wrote:

Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.

Mr. T wrote:

If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

hehehe

[chrispminis]

Mazer wrote:

Do you actually remember things like this? I'm not so sure that famous people aren't usually remembered to their "why did the chicken cross the road" responses. Either I'm mistaken in this respect, or people are going to have to google for that website that lists responses from a bunch of famous people.

These aren't actually what famous people said... they're comical responses to the phrase, based on what these famous people were known for. I saw a list of these once in french. Here are some that, yes I googled.

Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know
what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.

Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Ken Lay's Answer:
I was not aware of the chicken's crossing the road or of any accounting tricks used by Enron to disguise the chicken's true position.

Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Darwin's Answer:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Moses's Answer:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Douglas Adams's Answer:
Forty-two.

Hippocrates's Answer:
Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Mark Twain's Answer:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Salvador Dali 's Answer:
The Fish.

Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has gone before.

Millions more at... http://www.chickenjoke.com/

I win, thread nullified

[TokenHerbz]

the chicken crossed the road because people made the road...

if it were not for us people, chicken wouldn't have to cross the road..

[chrispminis]

That's irrelevant Token. The question is why did it cross the road. It could have easily stayed on the other side. What reasons did it have to cross the road, regardless of whether it would've been there or not.

[Mazer]

You know, one day the entire surface of the Earth will be covered in a single road, and you'll all shut up already. And Cervantes will cry.

[TokenHerbz]

well im saying the chicken crossed the road cause people made it...

thats the answer you see...

[md]

Good God! It's a friggen joke! What's with the recent tearing appart of phrases and jokes?!

Why is it that people seem to be taking everything so literally of late; and in the process getting dumber and dumber. If you stat stupid move to the stats and vote Bush; at least that way you'll soon be living in a state where you don't need to think for yourself.

[Cervantes]

Mazer wrote:

You know, one day the entire surface of the Earth will be covered in a single road, and you'll all shut up already. And Cervantes will cry.

Even the oceans?

/me cries for the fish.

[Delos]

Fish?! What about the dolphins? Come on Cervantes, have a heart!

[Mazer]

Delos wrote:

Fish?! What about the dolphins? Come on Cervantes, have a heart!

Don't be ridiculous, they'd have left us already.

[chrispminis]

42.

Edit : Wait... does that constitute spam? Long gone is the age of one word quips. Hehe quips.