Quips, Quotes, and Comebacks!

[chrispminis]

Post your favourite quips, quotes, and comebacks. Basically, whatever short bursts of anything, that are funny or clever or just cool. Be it from, forum stupidity, cool signature comments, witty word plays etc. Ill start us off. just a sidenote are you allowed to swear?

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What the **** is wtf?!

[mod:d54339c217="Hacker Dan"]
Although i have no problems with this topic, i whould like to remind peoleop to not post rasits or perduists "comebacks" and that they should not be directed at peoleop on the fourm.
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[Martin]

From Family Guy:

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Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Or, from some movie trailer I saw (I forget which one).
A:If you looked up 'idiot' in the dictionary, what do you think you'd find?
B:...a picture of me?
A: No - the definition of idiot, idiot.

[chrispminis]

I think the idiot definition one was from the movie , perhaps the trailer as well, of kiss kiss bang bang, which was a pretty good movie. Another good quote from that one is. It happens when hes taking a piss and then he looks over at the bathtub and theres a corpse there, and he turns around in shock and starts peeing on it. lol

I peed on the corpse...

You what?! Why would you pee on the corpse?!

It was an accident...

[Tony]

chrispminis wrote:

kiss kiss bang bang

That is indeed the movie that Martin is quoting.

Anyways, we already have bash.org...

http://bash.org/?427792 wrote:

<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit

[Delos]

Fortune Cookie wrote:

Life Rocks, It's You Who Sucks.

[chrispminis]

Hmm, Albert Einstein was a man of great quotes. Here's some of my presonal favourites. By the way did you know there was a Wikiquote? Awesome stuff. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page

Albert Einstein wrote:

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.

As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will say I am a man of the world. If it's proven wrong, France will say I am a German and Germany will say I am a Jew.

In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

And here are some about him...

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Einstein explained his theory to me every day, and on my arrival I was fully convinced that he understood it.

Einstein was a giant. His head was in the clouds, but his feet were on the ground. Those of us who are not so tall have to choose!

Oh and to Hacker Dan and any other people, no offense was intended, Im not exactly sure what your referring to, if you could please direct me to the problem and ill change it. Also any of the quotes above are not meant to be offensive and don't necessarily reflect my opinions and are definetely not aimed at members of this forum. I'd like to think im not racist, sexist, or anti-semitism.

EDIT: Wait.. .the edit wasn't necessairly pointed at anyone was it..? Just a general warning?..

[Dan]

chrispminis wrote:

EDIT: Wait.. .the edit wasn't necessairly pointed at anyone was it..? Just a general warning?..

Yep

Since i do not whont to wait this post maybe i should post some quotes (tho my sig is full of them).

Hacker Dan wrote:

I call it danish.

I know i can not spell but thats your problem.

Martin wrote:

JavaServer Faces + Japanese Error messages + Japanese Specification makes for one very confused Canadian code monkey.

Tony wrote:

[prefering Adobe Photoshop over Illustrator] that's like saying that I prefer a blender over a toaster because blender can cut stuff up into little pieces

Cornflake wrote:

Got up one morning at camp hungery. Very hungry. So I ate three boxes (yes boxes) of cornflakes.

[md]

Sweet I got quoted!

Heard spoken in the "Mathematics Comfortable Loung-atorium; where you can have class without attending!":

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Anyone have a wireless network cable?

(Wireless is flaky recently...)