I love my Mac, the song

[Tony]

Listen to the song

Daphne Kalfon wrote:

whenever I want, to plug in a peripheral
it recognizes it right away
I dont have to sweat, and pray for a small miracle
its just great for me
Im as happy as can be
and I have better productivity

I love my Mac
cuz its so dependable, so sensible so beautiful
oh its the only one for me
repeat

theres never a need, to think about security, trojan horses and viruses
they dont stand a chance, they are such a rarity
its just working fine
I have such peace of mind
and theres a bond of a special kind

I love my Mac
cuz its so dependable, so sensible so beautiful
oh its the only one for me
repeat

any software I use, is always so reliable
and I can find almost anything
forums chat groups message boards and newsgroups are commendable
its all there for me
its one big happy family
of Mac enthusiasts from sea to sea

I love my Mac
cuz its so dependable, so sensible so beautiful
oh its the only one for me
repeat

iPods, Macdraw, Appletalk, Powerbooks
iTunes, Quicktime, Final Cut, Appleworks
iMacs, Panther, Firewire, USB iMovie iChat and iDvd
but the greatest one for me
its been the answer to my dreams
its the best app in the land
the funnest program ever known to man
why, Garage Band

I love my Mac
cuz its so dependable, so sensible, so beautiful
oh its the only one for me
repeat

[Neo]

Thats sad...

[Tony]

Macs are just that good. I don't see any "I love windows os" songs floating around..

[Boo-chan]

If that's a sample of the singing ability of Mac users, I guess I'll pass.

[Dan]

a UNIX song? wrote:

>Sung to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie."
>
> A Long, long, time ago, I can still remember
> How UNIX used to make me smile...
> And I knew that with a login name
> That I could play those unix games
> And maybe hack some programs for a while.
> But February made me shiver
> With every program I'd deliver
> Bad news on the doorstep,
> I couldn't take one more spec...
> I can't remember getting smashed
> When I heard about the system crash
> And all the passwords got rehashed
> The Day That UNIX Died...
> And I was singing:
>
> Chorus:
> Bye, bye, nroff, rogue and vi
> Gave my program to Phil Levy but Phil Levy was high,
> The boys on the board were sayin' "kill this, goodbye." Singin'
> this'll be the day that I die... This'll be the day that I die
>
> Did you write the new games shell
> And do you have faith in the manual?
> If b: Dennie tells you so...
> Well, do you believe in UNIX C
> Can hacking save you memory
> And can you tell me why vi's so slow
> Well, I know that you're in love with C
> 'Cause I saw your code on UNIX B
> You just kicked off your shoes
> Man, you cleaned up every kludge!
>
> I was a lonely young computer geek
> With a program due 'most every week
> But I guess that I was meant to freak
> The Day That UNIX Died
> And I was singin:
>
> (chorus)
>
> Well, for ten weeks we've been in this class
> The professor really is an ass.
> But that's not how it used to be...
> When Ira Pohl taught in CIS 12
> And user limits could go to hell
> And there was still space on UNIX C.
> And while the board was looking 'round
> The Chancellor brought the budget down
> The classes were adjourned
> Evaluations weren't returned
>
> And while Huffman read a book by Pohl
> The CIS board made some prof's heads roll
> And we wrote programs that weren't whole
> The Day That UNIX Died
> And we were singin'...
>
> (chorus)
>
> Helter skelter in the summer swelter
> I went in the lab to find some shelter
> Ninety degrees and risin' faaaaaasst!!!
> C stayed up for ten whole days
> The hackers really were amazed
> Wonderin' how long it all would last.
> Well, both the forums were really great
> Nobody got us all irate
> We had a stroke of luck
> The system did not duck
>
> 'Cause the hackers kept their code real clean
> The UNDR-shell was really keen
> Do you recall what was the scene
> The Day That UNIX Died
> And we were singin...
> (chorus)
>
> Our programs were all in one place,
> UNIX had run out of space
> With no time left to start again...
> So, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
> Use every programming trick
> 'Cause UNIX may soon crash again...
> And as I watched the system fill
> My login process would be killed.
> The system just went down
> Consternation up at Crown"!!!
>
> The hours went on into the night
> And all that we could do was rite
> I saw Dennie laughing with delight
> The Day That UNIX Died
> And he was singin'...
>
> (chorus)
>
> I met a girl who sang the blues
> And I asked her for some stat lab news
> But she just cursed and said "grow up"
> I went down through the stat lab door
> Where I'd learned of UNIX years before
> But the man there said that UNIX wasn't up
> And in the halls the students screamed,
> The majors cried and the hackers dreamed,
> But not a word was spoken
> The Vaxes all were broken
>
> And the three folks I admire most
> The Father, Frank, and a. G.'s ghost
> They caught the last train for the coast
> The Day That UNIX Died
> And they were singin...
>
> So bye, bye, nroff, rogue and vi
> Gave my program to Phil Levy but Phil Levy was high.
> The boys on the board were sayin' "kill this, goodbye" Singin' this'll
>
> be the day that I die...

[Dan]

Oh and there is a windows song tony:

http://home.no.net/tkbray/TKB-Error_Error_(Windows_sucks).mp3

Quote:

[ANNOUNCEMENT]

[WINDOWS DANCE INTRO]

Lets get down to business...

You enter the house, you wanna get on it (the computer),
but it doesn't let you, you restart a couple times,
your blonde computer's doin crimes, every user whines,
the list of problems isn't words, it's lines.
Bill Gates thought Windows shines, but bugs
is somethin everyone minds.
Nothing works like its meant, you see,
and that's not the way life should be.

when it's in the house, you get an *WARNING SOUND*
when you click the mouse, you get an *WARNING SOUND*
you don't even fool about, you get an *WARNING SOUND*
every time you log out, you get an *WARNING SOUND*
you open a program, but you get an *WARNING SOUND*
but nothing responds, and you get an *WARNING SOUND*
you hope to make bonds, but you get an *WARNING SOUND*
the reason is one, it's simply cause...


CHORUS
Windows sucks!! Windows sucks!!
Windows sucks!! Windows sucks!!
Windows sucks!! Windows sucks!!
Windows sucks!! Windows sucks!!
Windows sucks!! Windows sucks!!
Windows sucks!! Windows sucks!!
Windows sucks!! Windows sucks!!
Windows sucks!! Windows sucks!!


you wanna use it, but it refuses,
you perform simple tasks, but you confuse it.
you can't do anything, cause everything screws up,
you think 'buttttt', Windows thinks "ehehe (evil laugh), shut up, i'll keep screwin you up!"
it's times like this when you think "this is it",
you believe the service needs a visit.
the crash makes you wanna bash & lash & smash
the piece of crap, not tap, attack, whack, put it in a sack.

when it's in the house, you get an *WARNING SOUND*
when you click the mouse, you get an *WARNING SOUND*
you don't even fool about, you get an *WARNING SOUND*
every time you log out, you get an *WARNING SOUND*
you open a program, but you get an *WARNING SOUND*
but nothing responds, and you get an *WARNING SOUND*
you hope to make bonds, but you get an *WARNING SOUND*
the reason is one, it's simply cause...

[CHORUS] (x 2)

[FUNKY WINDOWS OUTRO]

[Mazer]

I'm going to write an Operating System called Dave, just so I can sing this every time it boots up.

Kids in the Hall wrote:

Daves I know

Bruce: [Spoken] Hi, I'm Bruce McCulloch. I'd like to tell you about the Daves I know.

[Singing: ]
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

David Hoffman
He works in my dad's store
He's worked here for 12 years
He'll probably work here for more

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Dave Gort
I've known since I was six
In grade eight he broke his leg
So we got drunk and sick

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Some of them are Davids
[Dave Gort: But most of us are Daves]
They all have their own hands
But they come from different moms

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Dave Jadiski
Man, this cat can swing
He weighs almost 50 pounds
And he delivers my paper on time

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Dave Capisano
I hardly know him
...

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

[Next two measures sung by the Daves Bruce knows: ] We are the Daves he knows, he knows
We are the Daves he knows
We are the Daves he knows, he knows
We are the Daves he knows

Some of us them are Davids
But most of us are Daves
We all have our own hands
But we come from different moms

These are the Daves I know, I know
[Daves: We are the Daves he knows, he knows]
[All: These are the Daves]

[MysticVegeta]

Wow poeple are left with only 1 way to sell their OS now... songs....? that is sad....

[Boo-chan]

Well, there is always pretty pictures(slightly NSFW)

[Tony]

Boo-chan wrote:

(slightly NSFW)

I have that as my work wallpaper and you know it Boo

[brenn]

I think I can safely say I sing better than that...

[Hikaru79]

Hacker Dan wrote:

Oh and there is a windows song tony:

http://home.no.net/tkbray/TKB-Error_Error_(Windows_sucks).mp3

Aaw... the link seems to be dead Do you have another? I can't pass up listening to that

[djlenny_3000]

Ah good old macs i love em.... just can;t stand apple for the ipod mini v1


Im on number 4 and counting

[Brightguy]

And here's a movie on the flip side. (website)

A bit of language but it should be work-safe (unless you work at Apple).