that, or a hairy old fat man, who is bored and pretends to be a teenage girl

oh wow, you guys are losers. If you have to make a choice between the two - why are you still sticking to the wrong one?

Hahaha, he's right. Girls are more fulfilling than computers.

oh wow, you guys are losers. If you have to make a choice between the two - why are you still sticking to the wrong one?

Hahaha, he's right. Girls are more fulfilling than computers.

besides, msn helps get girls so computers aren't all bad in that department

Well, if you look at it this way: You get a PhD. in CompSci, start some multi-billion $ corporation, and the ladies just start dropping out from no-where.

Well, if you look at it this way: You get a PhD. in CompSci, start some multi-billion $ corporation, and the ladies just start dropping out from no-where.

Didn't Billy G. marry a Type S model? He didn't have the degree, but damnit, he's got the pimped out house.

ANd ya WILDERNESS CAMPING ROCKS!!!!!! fire fire everywere....and knives Twisted Evil

You'd give up computers if a girlfriend asked? You're pretty whipped, dude, no offense.

You'd give up computers if a girlfriend asked? You're pretty whipped, dude, no offense.

I have a friend that had a surprisingly hot girl girlfriend, but a sudden scrimmage came up in counter-strike, for his team, that he had to be in; at the same time he was supposed to go to the movies with her. He told her he couldn't make it because of the scrim, she said: "Omg, like, you're such a loser", might I add, not jokingly. He said: "You're so immature that you're going to see me in a degrading way because of my dedication to a game? Then this relationship is pointless.", Done. He made her cry.

What's the point of that little story? Don't be whipped. There comes a point where compromising ends, and being whipped begins.

I met a girl...once...

says a married man...
I do envy you in some way, although I think I'll keep my youth

what i meant by live without computers is that if today some old guy came and destroyed all computers *just thinking outside the box* would u be able to live

Yeah yeah... you'll find out...

Take your victories where you can.

Hit 'em while they're down.

Women are the devil.

And saints all in one package.

They're the best of both worlds, and far better than you or I, or any man will ever be.

man does yur wife have a gun to your head or something

a) Intelligence
b) Maturity
c) Sense of Humour

You have to be smart, mature; but don't get a pickle lodged deep within your rectum whilst you do this.

Why I'm giving you all these tips? It sounds like most of the people in this forum, with the exception of a few, are utterly whipped; and this saddens me.

and I must say that my girlfriend means nothing to me

so why are you in that relationship Paul?

It seems kind of hard answering questions like those posed by this topic. Computers are just a natural occurence as a result of human intelligence (and laziness to make life easier). Asking what life would be like without them is somewhat like asking, "What would life be like if people were twice as dumb as they are now?" The answer would be that the natural balance and flow of time would be disrupted: humans would die.

Haha Tony, what the hell do you know about girls?

He wasn't saying that. He was implying that to not be "whipped" by the standards espoused earlier, he would have to say that his relationship means nothing to him.

*Tony smites Martin down with a shanaya*
*Martin's rank has been changed to : lamer

This isn't to say that you should be a lazy cretin, just that you shouldn't be hopping aroud going: "I luv u! I luv u! I luv u! I luv u! I luv u! I luv u! I luv u! I luv u! I luv u! I luv u! I luv u! " every time she snaps her fingers.

EDIT:

I think about everything I say.

I don't, i haven't even figured out what love is yet and she knows that, we talk about these things. I just don't think its a word to be thrown around lightly. Meh, I've thought about it, but haven't come to any conclusions.
now I think templest you've come to the wrong conclusion about me, I don't do any of the things you described, even when i do whisper sweet nothings as you say, I mean everything I whisper, and I think about everything I say.

Pointless
by: Templest D Azmitia

Let me attempt to describe this word "love",
and why we relate it to a flying white dove.

From what I can gather,
It's nothing but pain,
and leaves you drunken,
on the street,
in the rain.

Are we such inane and deranged masochists?
We all give our life and emotions in bliss,
but when their time comes for their "love" to be gone,
we begin to question if our whole life is wrong.

"What did I do, for my life to go sour?",
This question in nightmares, your sanity will devour.

You'll toss and you'll turn,
and you won't want to sleep,
and when you can't drown the anguish,
you'll begin to weep.

In your heart will be left a large gaping hole,
where it feels like your blood will forever pour.

And although you stop bleeding,
and some scabs do remain,
The scabs will fall off,
and lost blood you'll regain.

In my point of view,
love is pointless and plain.

I'd rather get shot,
or get hit by a train.

Don't live for another,
gratify your own life.

Hell will soon freeze over,
before I get a wife.

Besides, if you don't marry you significantly reduce your chances of ever raising an evil offspring in your own image.

I Hate You
By: Templest D Azmitia

I disapprove of your lifestyle,
I disapprove of your friends,
I disapprove of your family,
And I disapprove of your choice of career.

I don't like your hobbies,
I don't like your cloathes,
I don't like your eating habbits,
And I don't like your obnoxious laugh.

But whenever I see you, I can't help but lighten up. All I can say is that when I'm with you, I'm comfortable. There's no where else I'd rather be than by your side. Even though I hate your corny jokes, I manage to smile, just to make you feel better. And when you're chewing gum with your mouth open, I give you a passionate kiss, so that you spit it out and stop that incessant noise... yet it ends up lasting for hours.

When you're constantly nagging about how much you hate your teachers, and that they all hate you, I feel like telling you to 'shut the fũck up', and that it's just your rude behavious and horribly lacking work that leaves you with shitty grades, but all I can say is "Yeah... What a jerk". I can't help it if I don't like seeing you angry.

I don't know if we're 'meant for eachother', or some other bullshit like such. But what I do know, is that I wouldn't mind being there with you, for as long as I'm alive.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, will you marry me?

Dude, u have talent
not being sarcastic