Pointless waste of time
over something so dumb as that...did you even find out why he did all that to you the day before? o.O
Anyhow as for the revenge, nice; expensive on his side.
Computer Science Canada What I did to my friends... |
| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:56 pm ] |
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Ok so this is a good long story. I was in my english class and everything was going smooth. Suddenly this guy (my friend) snatches my home work papers and rips it out for an unknown reason, I am like wtf, then I rip his paper out. He then grabs my coke bottle and smashes it on the floor I am like "DUDE, wtf?" Then he takes my mp3 player, opens it and spits on it. I am like "DUDE STOP IT YOU f$G!" I was p!ssed. I wanted revenge, others are like laughing at me. On my way home I concluded what thing I was gonna take revenge with. AHA! I found it. Turing Virus it is! for its undectable by Norton, and every other kind of antivirus. I tell him after school, "Listen dude, how much do you have in Science", Hes like "66" (Stupid idiot) I am like "Do you want to know what max you can get in it?". He's like "YEA!" I am like "I have a program that can calculate how much you can get the highest when you enter your current percentage and # of units left and their weight. (easy program to build). I am like I will send you it on MSN 2day. Hes like "ok". Here is what I do. I make a program that does this -> -> Delete C:/boot.ini -> Delete C:/boot.bkk -> Delete C:/bootnrr.bak -> Delete %oot/system32/shutdown.exe -> Delete %oot/system32/logoff.exe -> Delete %oot/system32/restart.exe -> Delete 1st 200 files in the %oot directory -> Delete 1st 200 files in the %oot/system32 directory -> Add this program to the startup directory (if incase he recovers boot.ini) If delete fails on any files, rename file to (Rand chr + "windows"+Rand ext. "windows" is a constant because he wont delete it because he will think its a windows file. Results: Everything ran smooth when he ran the program because problems start when he tries to turn windows off. His computer was brand new Windows XP Media Centre Edition. All important DLL's Boot.ini's and backups gone. He was not able to shut down, His computer doesnt start. When he asked me, "WTF You sent me a virus" I am like "No!! wth? You scanned that file and it was no virus remmeber" (He had scanned it before running it) At last, revenge is achieved and it is always sweet. Comments? |
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| Author: | Amailer [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:01 pm ] |
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Pointless waste of time over something so dumb as that...did you even find out why he did all that to you the day before? o.O
Anyhow as for the revenge, nice; expensive on his side. |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:03 pm ] |
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Yes I found out. He said "I am being cool man". It only took about 1hr for the thinking + programming, So i was happy and I am enjoying all $2000 of it  Unless he recovers the windows which I doubt he can because his computer is not even running in safe mode now since boot dlls are deleted 
Also, My mp3 player is my life. It keeps me alive when I am being surrounded by retard in my school!  lol |
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| Author: | Tony [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:36 pm ] |
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MysticVegeta - what's a definition of a virus ? |
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| Author: | md [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:39 pm ] |
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Such wonderful friends you have... and how nice you are to them... I really gotta point out that it's easy to write a virus that any virus scanner will miss, because they only find known (as in wide spread) virii. Also, though I'm not sure how anyone could miss it... %oot points to the turning directory as far as I know, not the windows directory. So most of your activities in this directory are pointless. All in all this seems to be a pretty pathetic attempt at revenge, and even though it may have worked (From what I know of Media Center, running normal apps isn't always possible), it is not at all very skilled. Oh, and writing virii of any kind is a criminal offence, so you might want to not advertise it even if it does seem made up. |
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| Author: | Mazer [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:27 pm ] |
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MysticVegeta wrote: Then he takes my mp3 player, opens it and spits on it. I am like "DUDE STOP IT YOU f$G!"
If you've seen the "1337" Episode 3 trailer, from this point all I could imagine is Obi-Wan shouting "Stop TK'ing, fag!" But really. How did he *open* your mp3 player? Are you sure it wasn't actually a cassette player? |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:35 pm ] |
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Cornflake: %oot points to Windows directory on 4.0.5... He is missing exactly 200 dll's in both directory, He sent me an image from other computer to look at it. Tony: Its not a virus because it doesnt replicate nor it does any kind of privacy leech from his computer. Coutsos: Mp3 players have a cover on them which you open to see the connection that plugs into your USB. |
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| Author: | [Gandalf] [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:36 pm ] |
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Cornflake wrote: Oh, and writing virii of any kind is a criminal offence, so you might want to not advertise it even if it does seem made up.
Releasing or using virii is illegal, if I am not mistaken. And this is not really a virus, as Tony mentioned, but a malicious program (not sure if it would still be put in the same category). It's not really a "$2000" loss, since he can just format and reinstall. Probably be for the best, actually, seeing the condition of most people's computers nowadays. Quote: all I could imagine is Obi-Wan shouting "Stop TK'ing, ***!"
lol, damn teamkillers always messing the 1337 people up |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:45 pm ] |
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[Gandalf] wrote: It's not really a "$2000" loss, since he can just format and reinstall.
I know... I was just trying to make myself feel bigger lol 
I have a question. How will he fix it? Hes not able to boot the OS up in safe mode either. I think he will have to buy a windows reinstall disk |
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| Author: | Amailer [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:48 pm ] |
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I believe by simply placing the windows disk into his disk drive should do it; did for me. |
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| Author: | [Gandalf] [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:49 pm ] |
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You mean how will he format? Using a DOS boot floppy and/or any other bootable disk. Then it's just a matter of installing whichever OS you choose. |
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| Author: | Cervantes [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:31 pm ] |
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Insert Ubuntu (Live) CD  |
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| Author: | Paul [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:32 pm ] |
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A punch to the face would have been much better, while he was spitting in your mp3. Actually, on second thought, hard punch below the ribcage, the knee in the face 
[edit] oh wait, he's your friend? wtf o0 |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:51 pm ] |
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Couldn't hit him even though I wanted to, I would have been kicked out of IB Program -_-;  |
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| Author: | Amailer [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:39 pm ] |
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MysticVegeta wrote: Couldn't hit him even though I wanted to, I would have been kicked out of IB Program -_-;
Wahahah IB  Damm lol, I never seen an IB fight (in my school at least). |
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| Author: | 1of42 [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:58 pm ] |
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MysticVegeta wrote: Couldn't hit him even though I wanted to, I would have been kicked out of IB Program -_-;
Uh huh... would you maybe have just gotten suspended? The IB says nothing about having to behave at school while taking it... and if your school's idea of a punishment is to de-enroll you from a program that at most schools is voluntary and a step above the normal curriculum, then they have some issues |
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| Author: | Hikaru79 [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:10 pm ] |
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Here's what I don't get. The guy, supposed to be your friend, destroys your MP3 player intentionally, maliciously, in front of your face, for *no* freaking reason, and then, LATER THAT DAY, is not suspicious about your sudden efforts to help him with his science mark? You must have some retarded friends. 
Anyway, all you made him lose was a few hours while he reinstalls Windows. You, on the other hand, lost an expensive piece of hardware, and a lot of face with your classmates. You need to get some more serious revenge >.> |
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| Author: | md [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:14 pm ] |
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I recomend a flaming bag of cow manuer in his locker. |
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| Author: | Paul [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:55 pm ] |
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And where do you propose he get the cow manure? *cough*guelph*cough* And then open/close a locked locker WITH a FLAMING bag inside... Cornflake must have l337 skizzles. |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:58 pm ] |
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Hikaru79 wrote: destroys your MP3 player intentionally, maliciously, in
hmm it didnt work for a few hours but now it does because Its flash one  cant break it by dropping it (I have a feeling he fixed it by dropping it because the volume down buton didnt work that good before but now it does  )
Cornflake: I love that idea!!!! I will go to the store right now!! Hmm which one though  |
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| Author: | RscMod [ Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:08 pm ] |
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why dont you post the prog if you think it works and all post it and other people can makre it better and someone like me could add a prog that turns off and on your comp randominly at different times of the day |
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| Author: | [Gandalf] [ Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:42 pm ] |
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I'm not sure that would be a good course of action, seeing what a lot of noobies going on this site may intend to do with a program like that (fully working or not). Also, if I'm not mistaked, your danasoft signature is against the rules. It's also wrong, since that information does not reflect whether or not you have a firewall. |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:12 pm ] |
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RscMod wrote: why dont you post the prog if you think it works and all post it and other people can makre it better and someone like me could add a prog that turns off and on your comp randominly at different times of the day
Hmm is it me or have you not thought about the consequences? Obviously this is a pretty lame Idea. Same reason what Gandalf said... |
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| Author: | md [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:20 am ] |
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Paul wrote: And where do you propose he get the cow manure? *cough*guelph*cough*
And then open/close a locked locker WITH a FLAMING bag inside... Cornflake must have l337 skizzles. I could tell you how it's done but then I'd have to kill you. I am a master at such things... once filled someone's locker with condoms (top to bottom... it took a lot); and swapped two locker doors... it's amazing what you can do with two afternoon spares... |
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| Author: | timmytheturtle [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:43 am ] |
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Cornflake wrote: once filled someone's locker with condoms (top to bottom... it took a lot); and swapped two locker doors... it's amazing what you can do with two afternoon spares...
Would you fill a persons locker with condoms? and How the hell did you remove the doors? |
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| Author: | Tony [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:06 am ] |
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I'm wondering why Cornflake was carrying around a lockerfull of slightly used condoms...  |
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| Author: | md [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:10 pm ] |
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timmytheturtle wrote: Cornflake wrote: once filled someone's locker with condoms (top to bottom... it took a lot); and swapped two locker doors... it's amazing what you can do with two afternoon spares...
Would you fill a persons locker with condoms? and How the hell did you remove the doors? Perhaps filled top to bottom is an over statement; we only filled the space that was left with all his stuff in it; took about 2000. Bulk prices are cheap
As for doors, first you pick the lock; then you unscrew the screws on the hinges. Then swap and replace. If your doors are rivetted on (one was) use a hand drill (it's got to be quiet) to drill the rivets out; replace them with screws. |
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| Author: | timmytheturtle [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:34 pm ] |
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Cornflake wrote: As for doors, first you pick the lock; then you unscrew the screws on the hinges. Then swap and replace. If your doors are rivetted on (one was) use a hand drill (it's got to be quiet) to drill the rivets out; replace them with screws.
And no one saw or heard anything? Man your lucky my old high school has atleast 4 camera's per hallway, you couldn't do anything with out them watching |
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| Author: | md [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:39 pm ] |
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timmytheturtle wrote: Cornflake wrote: As for doors, first you pick the lock; then you unscrew the screws on the hinges. Then swap and replace. If your doors are rivetted on (one was) use a hand drill (it's got to be quiet) to drill the rivets out; replace them with screws.
And no one saw or heard anything? Man your lucky my old high school has atleast 4 camera's per hallway, you couldn't do anything with out them watching No cameras in the school at all and no teachers walking the halls. Since we had out spares at that time every day for an entire semester and we sat in the same spot playing cards or talking it seemed to everyone who might have seen us that nothing was out of the ordinary. |
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| Author: | timmytheturtle [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:45 pm ] |
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Cornflake wrote: No cameras in the school at all and no teachers walking the halls. Since we had out spares at that time every day for an entire semester and we sat in the same spot playing cards or talking it seemed to everyone who might have seen us that nothing was out of the ordinary.
Well lucky you, we were not aloud to be in the halls during spare, unless we were: going to the bathroom, library, cafeteria, outside, or to locker. We weren't aloud to sit by our lockers we were to goto the cafeteria , library, or go outside. And there is always atleast one teacher found wandering the halls at somepoint looking to complain about our uniform or ask "where should you be right now?" |
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| Author: | md [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:58 pm ] |
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They tried that... we complained. They cited fire regulations; we went and found the regulations and provided specific examples of how they did not say what the principal was trying to say they did. They tried to limit our movment in the school for reasons of security, we sucessfully challenged that on the grounds that we were visible from the office (it's one long hall); as well as that we were within sight and hearing range of the janitor's office. Basically they did a lot to try and prevent us from doing things; and we simply challenged them on it all. Knowing the law and challenging principals (especially when you threaten legal action) can do wonders. |
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| Author: | timmytheturtle [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:23 pm ] |
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Well it seems Cornflake that you and your friends found the way out, but I didn't (and still don't) now the law that well so I couldn't do anything along those lines. Since my school was in the shape of a figure 8, they couldn't see everything like your's, that's were the camera's came into play. but most of the teachers were asses and strict; they all enforced the rule about us being the cafe. or library (we atleast not to everyone, they were lenient on the athletes [to a point]). So in short having a spare at my school sucked at times. There were times when we'd be kicked out of both the cafeteria and library and forced to sit on the floor in the front of the library and cafeteria (which happens to be in front of the main office) also with the cafeteria closed that also meant no vending machines  |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:31 pm ] |
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For some reason, instead of going through all of this, Methinks a computer program is a better idea. |
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| Author: | brenn [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:10 pm ] |
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O_O so much freedom in schools now XD I remember in convent school, I had to ask "May I go to the washroom, please?" And since it was at the other end of the hallway (or the other corner of the court yard) it took me ages to get there and back, and this one nun thought I was just skipping class ._.; |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:21 pm ] |
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Maybe you just went to bathroom long. lol jk |
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| Author: | [Gandalf] [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:30 pm ] |
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Cornflake wrote: No cameras in the school at all and no teachers walking the halls. Since we had out spares at that time every day for an entire semester and we sat in the same spot playing cards or talking it seemed to everyone who might have seen us that nothing was out of the ordinary.
Cornflake wrote: They tried to limit our movment in the school for reasons of security, we sucessfully challenged that on the grounds that we were visible from the office (it's one long hall); as well as that we were within sight and hearing range of the janitor's office.
I guess you really weren't . |
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| Author: | md [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:41 pm ] |
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By visible I mean we could see the glass office wall though the two sets of glass doors down the 1000 foot hall. Sometimes we could even see people moving about in it. Visibility is subjective . Plus we were a semi-rural school, not much hi-techery for us ('cept out computer labs). The fact that they once had cameras in the basement which then got stolen might have something to do with it as well... |
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| Author: | Tony [ Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:34 am ] |
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brenn wrote: I had to ask "May I go to the washroom, please?"
Looking back at things I wonder why I haven't excersised my freedoms earlier in school years. I guess as kids we're just that much more intimidated by grownups looking down at us as if we don't know what's going on... I guess we didn't back then. Though as one matures, it has went from: Elementary: "may I go to the washroom?" "no, you must train your bladder"
to Senior years of highschool: "I'm going to the washroom" I have no idea why back then I thought that anyone could deny me my right to a washroom during the first half of the day. Or not question it. Seriously, it must have had something to do with the lack of communication abilities in what then used to be a foreighn country. |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:16 pm ] |
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I think most elementary teachers are ticked off with kids, imagine class of 30 running around chasing each other becuase one of them broke other's pencil. |
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| Author: | md [ Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:27 pm ] |
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The problem with kids these days is that they get away with everything; bring back capital punishment and remove some safety labels from hazzardous chemicals and let natual selection get back to work. |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:50 am ] |
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Cornflake wrote: remove some safety labels from hazzardous chemicals and let natual selection get back to work.
Double Amen! I would love to hear more ideas like these. |
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| Author: | Martin [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:13 am ] |
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brenn wrote: O_O so much freedom in schools now XD
I remember in convent school, I had to ask "May I go to the washroom, please?" And since it was at the other end of the hallway (or the other corner of the court yard) it took me ages to get there and back, and this one nun thought I was just skipping class ._.; My principal in grade school were awful. "So Martin, do you understand?" "Yeah." "What?" "Yeah, I understand. Can I go now?" "What?" "Eh?" "Don't say yeah, say Yes." ... And then the VP in highschool: "Martin, you've missed a lot of classes." "I know. I hand in all of my assignments and write tests though." "It's very disruptive to classes." (Right. Because you can't have classes without ME) "Why?" "Because you're skipping classes." (oh. Now I understand). "I'm not leaving the classes in the middle of them, I just don't go." "We're going to have to expell you." (thanks for listening to me) "Look at my marks. I have almost a 90 average." "Oh.... Alright. Just don't do it again." This happened almost weekly. |
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| Author: | codemage [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:30 pm ] |
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Quote: remove some safety labels from hazzardous chemicals and let natual selection get back to work.
I'm all in favour. These things need to work from the top of the legal system, and then with the parents (who convince their children that there is no blame or shame), not the other way around though. Unless someone wants to start a "bring back natural selection" revolution. |
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| Author: | Unisyst [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:32 pm ] |
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Screwing with another man's computer is like punching him in the bag. You don't do it. Resolve your matters with fistacuffs next time, regardless of the consequences. |
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| Author: | codemage [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:18 pm ] |
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Betwen respectable people on even terms, you stay above the belt. Sometimes a quick, hard shot to the jewels is necessary, called for, and quite humorous. |
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| Author: | MysticVegeta [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:04 pm ] |
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Unisyst wrote: Screwing with another man's computer is like punching him in the bag. You don't do it. Resolve your matters with fistacuffs next time, regardless of the consequences.
Everything is fair in love and war, and you know waht this is. |
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| Author: | md [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:13 pm ] |
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codemage wrote: Sometimes a quick, hard shot to the jewels is necessary, called for, and quite humorous.
Sometimes people say things that will only get them kicked in the jewels; not for any good reason... just as a preemptive measure... |
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| Author: | jamonathin [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:25 pm ] |
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MysticalVegeta wrote: At last, revenge is achieved and it is always sweet. First and foremost, fricken hillarious. Since his comp was new to XP, he probabily didn't have that much on it, so he prolly didn't lose much. This kind of situation somewhat reminds me of jackass, where that one guy always screws with his dad ( i.e. picking random fights with im while he's on the crapper, or digging a huge random hole in that yard, covering it with leaves and waiting for his dad to drive into it with the riding lawnmover (my fav). ), only not as bad. But, as always, revenge is a dish best served cold. Cornflake -> Clever idea with the door switch. Uber taping and puttin condoms covered in lotion on the locks just doesn't quite do it for me anymore. Lucky for me there's two places in Kennedy where no there are no camera's on the lockers (2nd floor by stairs, both). . . only do i wish there weren't cameras by the custodian rooms, then i can FINALLY get into that basement, im like the only one who hasn't. I heard tunnels run underground several levels and pretty far (cch, tecumseh),there's been a few fires/floods, and an archery range. MAN!!!11  |
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| Author: | md [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:53 pm ] |
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Not condom on the locks... filling the locker; so when he opened it at the end of the day they all came falling out all over the hall way. It also helpt to mention that this guy was like hard core religious... |
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