colourback (black)
colour (brightgreen)
cls
var name : string
put "ENTER THE MATRIX"
delay (3000)
put "you are now entering a place where nothing is as it seems"
delay (3000)
put "a place where cats eat people"
delay (3000)
put "a place where cats have wings and eat banana jam"
delay (3000)
put "the girl at the rock show..."
delay (3000)
put "sorry i got distracted"
delay (3000)
put "ne ways the matrix is scary blah blah blah yadda yadda uno the story"
delay (4000)
put "ne ways whats ur name?"
get name
put "well i dont like that name " , name, " ew what an ugly name"
delay (3000)
put "in fact i dont like you so im going 2 stop talking"
delay (1000)
put "cya later"
delay (5000)
put "stupid kids and there gameboys"
delay (6000)
put "oh your still here " ,name, " u shuld go away now"
delay (6000)
put "no seriously leave or ill call the cops on you"
delay (7000)
put "all right thats it im calling the cops"
delay (3000)
put "*dials 911*"
delay (3000)
put "*ring ring*"
delay (3000)
put "*ring ring*"
delay (3000)
put "*ring ring*"
delay (3000)
put "hello cops? oh sorry mom i didnt mean 2 wake you wrong number"
delay (4000)
put "your lucky there " ,name, " i called my mommy on you tho your in for it now"
delay (4000)
put "mommy they were makin fun of meeee"
delay (4000)
put "*mother comes on phone*"
delay (4000)
put " you leave my son alone you little hoodlem!"
delay(3000)
put " *hangs up phone*"