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Mustering up support for this to be posted somewhere...preferably Main Page. Catchy, and it gets to the point.

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Is it just me or do all the choices in the poll mean the exact same thing?

"CompSci.ca -- Just RTFM!" ?

"Compsci.ca - More useful than a Holtsoft textbook"

Well unfortunatly the 2nd half of administration doesn't..


Martin is just following orders

Compsci-- where u'll get chopsticked to death

lol what's the chopstick reference from?

Umm...a certain azn girl that lives within pseudo-kunai-chopstick-throwing-distance from Dan?
Just a hunch though...

Cornflake and I are awesome at quote rotation. Check out http://nxor.org

# [root@localhost:3306] Query Window
# Connection: root@localhost:3306
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# Saved: 2005-04-21 17:32:25
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# Query:
# SELECT *
# FROM `site_quotes`
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'quote'
'Stop Rape, Say yes.'
'nxor.org - Software that runs.'
'Tynan - Refined Insanity'
'I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.'
'Everyone is entitled to my opinion.'
'And what do we burn apart from witches? More Witches!'
'A little head with every beer'
'Does the carpet match the drapes?'
'It's like weeding sheep from the pyramid.'
'I shall ride into town on my micro-pony, what it lacks in size, it makes up for in determination! '
'Let's lick this one in the butt.'
'If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!'
'He's as sharp as a new penny.'
'I just want to be sure that we cross all the i's and dot the t's.'
'Let's not stick our heads in the mud and drink our own bath water.'
'There are two people of opposite sex in that bed, and the're both wearing clothes!'
'm^(e*d) = m (mod n) where e*d = 1 (mod phi(n))'
'God doesn't mind you killing people, as long as it's for a good cause.'
'mMy favorite animal is the scapegoat.'
'My favorite animal is the scapegoat.'
'Bathing supports terrorism.'
'"You're unique, just like everybody else."'
'"Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalks."'
'You're unique, just like everybody else.'
'Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalks.'
'I wanted to visit Vietnam, the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet people of an exotic and interesting culture and kill them.'
'Pretend you like math.'
'You'd have had to have gone to grade 3 . . . and passed.'
'If the height of a lamppost is changing, I would suggest you go home, sober up, and then come back to finish the question.'
'Intelligence is obviously not something that's burdening you.'
'Never again will I masturbate with scissors in my hand.'
'test Quote'
'Yeah, we make a dollar more an hour, but you get the lifeboat when the ship goes down, so stop complaining.'
'I'd have an erection if I wasn't so busy farting.'
'Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? '
'Saying that java is good because it's cross platform is like saying that anal sex is good because it works on any gender.'
'A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
-D. Adams.'
'Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -H. Aiken'
'If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. W. Allen'
'All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.'
'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, one of which is the error of blaming it on the computer.'
'Bad code isn't bad, its just misunderstood.'
'If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything.'
'Programs for sale: Fast, Reliable, Cheap: choose two.'
'There are only 10 different kinds of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't.'
'Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning.'
'Give me a fish and I eat for a day. Teach me to fish and I eat for a lifetime.'
'The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.'
'Question authority; but, raise your hand first.'
'Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.'
'Testing can show the presence of errors, but not their absence.'
'There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.'
'Imagination is more important than knowledge.'
'Are you undressing me with your eyes? Because that's as close as you'll get to seeing me naked.'
'You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.'
'A class, in Java, is where we teach objects how to behave.'
'He who hasn't hacked assembly langauge as a youth has no heart. He who does so as an adult has no brain.'
'It's not rape, it's suprise sex!'
'If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.'
'Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistiguishable from a feature.'
'If we really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem.'
'Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.'
'The unavoidable price of reliability is simplicity.'
'Why do math majors get so confused about Halloween and Christmas?<br/>
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.'
'Snowflakes fall from the sky/If it happened to people, they would die./A poem by Matt Loeb'
'Harder than a priest in a playground.'
'Being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip.'
'Power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.'
'Firefox - Porn. Faster.'
'Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!'
''Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.'
'Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection.'
'Artificial Inteligence is no match for natural stupidity.'
'Crucifying mice - bad idea.'
'Don't use a broadsword to disprove 'The Pen is Mightier than the sword'.'
'There is no such thing as a were-virgin.'
'No, the pants are not optional.'
'PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)'
'WARNING: Network cable low on either.'
'A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.'
'So much to do, not enough ammo.'
'My cause is just, my will is strong, and my gun is very, very, very big.'
'I live in the perpetual fear that my parents will abort me'
'I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002... Can I still install that this year?'
'I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me.'
'The American dream is to move to Canada.'
'I'm just 2 people short of a threesome!'
'<@Terror> It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.<br/>
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse <@cky> dipshit'
'MS Paint is like using Linux. Someone out there knows everything about it and uses it really well, while everyone else plays video games.'
'Why do scots wear kilts? ..... Because sheep have gotten used to the sound of a zipper.'
'The French version of Halo 2's campaign is only one minute long. Master chief lands on the earth and the covenent surrender.'
'I spy with my little eye something beginning with ([a-zA-Z0-9].*)'
'So grab your dick and double click, for porn porn porn!'
'How many weeks are there in a light year?'
'There is always google.'
'Cats have 9 lives, making them ideal for experimentation.'
'Fat chicks are fun, just get really drunk and pretend you are swimming.'
'I'm so happy I could shit a kitten!'
'I do what I please and I please who I do.'
'If I had a knife, I'd shoot you'
'A freudian slip is when you say one thing but you're really thinking about a mother.'
'I've been wearing my immortality bracelet for a month, and I haven't died yet!'
'Save a tree, Eat a beaver.'
'Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.'
'The next best thing to a girl that likes sex is a girl that likes to play video games.'
'I have a drinking problem; I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row.'
'<Camper_Bob> What would jesus do?<br/>
<Milo> Altar Boys.....'
'Thats the stupidest thing I've seen this hour; and I've been reading bash.org!'
'Work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively.'
'This cake is soooo good! It's like sex, except I'm having it.'
'Quark! Quark! Beware the quantum duck!'
'Nice guys don't finish nice.'
'Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.'
'Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.<br/>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- Anonymous'
'To see a need and wait to be asked, is to already refuse.'
'We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.'
'Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.'
'Familiarity breeds attempt.'
'You can always find what you're not looking for.'
'Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.'
'I'm not really for apathy, but I'm not against it either...'
'Fame may be fleeting but obscurity is forever.'
'Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.'
'The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.'
'Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.'
'May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.'
'Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.'
'Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.'
'Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.'
'Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.'
'To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three persons, two of them absent.'
'Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.'
'I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.<br/>
-- Elvis Presley'
'Do unto others before they undo you.'
'Quantum Mechanics is God's version of "Trust me."'
'The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.'
'Flattery will get you everywhere.'
'Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.<br/>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-- Groucho Marx's last words'
'An apple a day makes 365 apples a year.'
'Most projects start out slowly -- and then sort of taper off.'
'Don't know what time I'll be back, Mom. Probably soon after she throws me out.'
'Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.'
'Think of someone of 'average' intelligence. Then think half the world is dumber than that.'
'We have enough youth, how about a fountain of 'smart'?'
'You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.'