Computer Science Canada The Official Dr. Bruce Willis Quotes List |
Author: | Martin [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:29 pm ] |
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If you have no idea what I'm talking about, ignore this thread. Only reply with quotes, please. Quote: You had to have gone to grade 3 ... and passed! |
Author: | Martin [ Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:29 am ] |
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Quote: Well, maybe in basketweaving 101... |
Author: | Andy [ Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:06 pm ] |
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White wrote: Who was your math teacher in grade 10!
hmm he only says that to the kid if he was his/her math teacher |
Author: | Hikaru79 [ Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:08 pm ] |
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Quote: "Intelligence is obviously not something that's burdening you"
Awesome thread!! xD I'll try to rack my brains for more of these! ![]() |
Author: | Andy [ Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:08 pm ] |
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White wrote: "No Jimmy, YOU are an accident" |
Author: | bugzpodder [ Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:18 pm ] |
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Quote: pretend you like math Quote: the only person you compete with is yourself |
Author: | Martin [ Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:25 pm ] |
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Alright Coutsos, where is the rest of the list...? |
Author: | Andy [ Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:13 pm ] |
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didnt sri start a list two yrs back? wonder if anyone has a cpy of it |
Author: | Farnak [ Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:26 pm ] |
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Quote: Didn't cut my sandwich, nyurgh nyurgh nyurgh
Yeah, I know it's a weird one. I heard him say it during Sunday Math. 0_o Quote: You sing during this contest and you're gone
Quote: There's a window right over there. I bet you'd fit perfectly through it
Quote: Pretend you're stupid
Quote: The problem with french is that you spend a week learning a rule, then you spend the next 3 weeks learning the exception to that rule. |
Author: | MysticVegeta [ Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:38 pm ] |
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Farnak wrote: Quote: The problem with french is that you spend a week learning a rule, then you spend the next 3 weeks learning the exception to that rule. Isn't that similar for chemistry too? lol ![]() |
Author: | person [ Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:51 pm ] |
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Quote: Isn't that similar for chemistry too? lol
how? |
Author: | beard0 [ Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:21 pm ] |
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The humour here sounds similar to that of House, a TV show on at 9:00 on Tuesdays that I would highly recommend. |
Author: | Farnak [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:28 pm ] |
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Quote: Go back to sleep...
Quote: I teach you things that you already know.
Quote: These kids think that they're so smart they don't even have to think!
Quote: Normally I teach this idea in 2 weeks. I'm going to teach it to you guys in 20 minutes ![]() |
Author: | Hikaru79 [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:40 pm ] |
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And, of course, his ever-famous: Dr. White wrote: People tell me my tests so long that they don't have time to think. I always tell them, my tests are so long, you don't have time NOT to think
I must have gotten that one about thirty times. |
Author: | Andy [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:51 pm ] |
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meh, his tests rnt too bad actually, they're ridiculously curved |
Author: | Rasta Fella [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:03 pm ] |
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Quote: "It Doesnt matter the type of tools you have...its how you use them" |
Author: | Cervantes [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:12 pm ] |
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You're dad is Bruce White? Rasta Fella wrote: "It doesnt matter what tools you use its how you use them" I dont know who this quote belongs to but my dad said it to me once... ![]() |
Author: | Mazer [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:49 pm ] |
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It's quite possible. From what I remember he doesn't own the sole rights to the names. And they aren't exactly uncommon names either. |
Author: | Martin [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:23 pm ] |
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Hehe, tools. |
Author: | md [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:48 pm ] |
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I use people all the time... I mean tools.. I mean... damn. |
Author: | Hikaru79 [ Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:24 pm ] |
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Andy wrote: meh, his tests rnt too bad actually, they're ridiculously curved
"Aren't too bad"? Are you kidding? The class average was like 92. You could get an A in math for having a pulse. He is a very, very good teacher in terms of how far he takes the kids who are already really advanced, but a tough teacher he is not ![]() |
Author: | BenLi [ Tue May 02, 2006 4:27 pm ] |
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Quote: complex numbers is what happens when you get to the end of the reals and someone says lets keep going. |
Author: | BenLi [ Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:38 pm ] |
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not a direct mr. white quote but funny nonetheless oh i'm assuming if you know mr. white you know mr. caldwell (great teacher btw) Quote: random kid: so were you ever in school at the same time mr. white was? Mr. Caldwell: Yeah i think i was in grade nine when he was in grade 13 random kid: did he ever beat you up? Mr. Caldwell: I was bigger, stronger, and faster then he ever was |
Author: | Zampano [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:07 am ] |
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On an unofficial note, who is Dr. Bruce Willis? |
Author: | coolgod [ Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:11 pm ] |
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assuming bruce willis is someone who's traits who can match the real bruce willis and who's name is actually mentioned in this thread I found it pretty funny to be here, because I actually see him 3-4 times weekly. He's still chilling in our school in romiens class and I can vouch that I've seen him say some of these quotes. especially the go to sleep one. |
Author: | Insectoid [ Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:13 pm ] |
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Very epic necro bro. 5 year old thread. |
Author: | coolgod [ Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:17 pm ] |
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why is a 5 year old thread sticked? sorry I posted before I noticed the date. well at least Bruce willis is still well and teaching. |