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The Official Dr. Bruce Willis Quotes List

Author:  Martin [ Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:29 pm ]
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If you have no idea what I'm talking about, ignore this thread. Only reply with quotes, please.

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You had to have gone to grade 3 ... and passed!

Author:  Martin [ Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:29 am ]
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Well, maybe in basketweaving 101...

Author:  Andy [ Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:06 pm ]
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White wrote:
Who was your math teacher in grade 10!


hmm he only says that to the kid if he was his/her math teacher

Author:  Hikaru79 [ Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:08 pm ]
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"Intelligence is obviously not something that's burdening you"


Awesome thread!! xD I'll try to rack my brains for more of these! Smile

Author:  Andy [ Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:08 pm ]
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White wrote:
"No Jimmy, YOU are an accident"

Author:  bugzpodder [ Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:18 pm ]
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pretend you like math

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the only person you compete with is yourself

Author:  Martin [ Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:25 pm ]
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Alright Coutsos, where is the rest of the list...?

Author:  Andy [ Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:13 pm ]
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didnt sri start a list two yrs back? wonder if anyone has a cpy of it

Author:  Farnak [ Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:26 pm ]
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Didn't cut my sandwich, nyurgh nyurgh nyurgh


Yeah, I know it's a weird one. I heard him say it during Sunday Math. 0_o

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You sing during this contest and you're gone


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There's a window right over there. I bet you'd fit perfectly through it


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Pretend you're stupid


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The problem with french is that you spend a week learning a rule, then you spend the next 3 weeks learning the exception to that rule.

Author:  MysticVegeta [ Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:38 pm ]
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Farnak wrote:

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The problem with french is that you spend a week learning a rule, then you spend the next 3 weeks learning the exception to that rule.


Isn't that similar for chemistry too? lol Laughing

Author:  person [ Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:51 pm ]
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Isn't that similar for chemistry too? lol


how?

Author:  beard0 [ Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:21 pm ]
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The humour here sounds similar to that of House, a TV show on at 9:00 on Tuesdays that I would highly recommend.

Author:  Farnak [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:28 pm ]
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Go back to sleep...


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I teach you things that you already know.


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These kids think that they're so smart they don't even have to think!


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Normally I teach this idea in 2 weeks. I'm going to teach it to you guys in 20 minutes Twisted Evil . The best way is for me to go fast and for you to die.

Author:  Hikaru79 [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:40 pm ]
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And, of course, his ever-famous:
Dr. White wrote:
People tell me my tests so long that they don't have time to think. I always tell them, my tests are so long, you don't have time NOT to think


I must have gotten that one about thirty times.

Author:  Andy [ Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:51 pm ]
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meh, his tests rnt too bad actually, they're ridiculously curved

Author:  Rasta Fella [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:03 pm ]
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"It Doesnt matter the type of tools you have...its how you use them"

Author:  Cervantes [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:12 pm ]
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You're dad is Bruce White?
Rasta Fella wrote:

"It doesnt matter what tools you use its how you use them" I dont know who this quote belongs to but my dad said it to me once...

Wink

Author:  Mazer [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:49 pm ]
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It's quite possible. From what I remember he doesn't own the sole rights to the names. And they aren't exactly uncommon names either.

Author:  Martin [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:23 pm ]
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Hehe, tools.

Author:  md [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:48 pm ]
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I use people all the time... I mean tools.. I mean... damn.

Author:  Hikaru79 [ Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:24 pm ]
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Andy wrote:
meh, his tests rnt too bad actually, they're ridiculously curved

"Aren't too bad"? Are you kidding? The class average was like 92. You could get an A in math for having a pulse. He is a very, very good teacher in terms of how far he takes the kids who are already really advanced, but a tough teacher he is not Razz

Author:  BenLi [ Tue May 02, 2006 4:27 pm ]
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complex numbers is what happens when you get to the end of the reals and someone says lets keep going.

Author:  BenLi [ Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:38 pm ]
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not a direct mr. white quote but funny nonetheless

oh i'm assuming if you know mr. white you know mr. caldwell (great teacher btw)

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random kid: so were you ever in school at the same time mr. white was?

Mr. Caldwell: Yeah i think i was in grade nine when he was in grade 13

random kid: did he ever beat you up?

Mr. Caldwell: I was bigger, stronger, and faster then he ever was

Author:  Zampano [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:07 am ]
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On an unofficial note, who is Dr. Bruce Willis?

Author:  coolgod [ Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:11 pm ]
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assuming bruce willis is someone who's traits who can match the real bruce willis and who's name is actually mentioned in this thread I found it pretty funny to be here, because I actually see him 3-4 times weekly.
He's still chilling in our school in romiens class and I can vouch that I've seen him say some of these quotes.
especially the go to sleep one.

Author:  Insectoid [ Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:13 pm ]
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Very epic necro bro. 5 year old thread.

Author:  coolgod [ Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:17 pm ]
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why is a 5 year old thread sticked?
sorry I posted before I noticed the date.
well at least Bruce willis is still well and teaching.


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