I don't mean to turn this into irrelevant spam, but dauntless your rap reminds me of the robot in the beginning of Chrono Trigger.
that... robot wrote:
My name is [can't remember name]
I have metal joints.
Beat me up and earn
15 silver points!
Computer Science Canada "Rap" Battle |
| Author: | Dauntless [ Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:55 pm ] |
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All right guys, in the spirit of intelligent spam, I want to start a rap fight. You can flame all those people you've been meaning to flame, or just poke at your friends. Rules: 1. Must have rhyming scheme 2. Don't be immature, like with the three-letter-word game More rules may be added. Alright, let me start it off: Jonos your poetry is so cliche You're putting in words like numbers in an array you've got an order but you don't make sense I think you'd be better off staying in silence What's this stuff about the EU (see Drama Queen, Diary of an Angst-filled) Man, I see right through you Your interpretation of politics is so hound-and-horny (see A Clockwork Orange) Nothing personal, lol. I'm not entirely serious about your poetry being bad, just your political views. also Naoki You're the LKFsta Nobody gives a **** about your stupid little thread-a (j/p) Google says you're a hot girl If only they knew the truth cuz the sad reality is you'd only be a customer if you worked a kissing booth. Lame, I know, but hey, I take one for the thread. MOD EDIT: potentially worthwhile, hence the sticky. but you're insulting me more with your poor rhyme scheme than the lyrics themselves Dauntless edit: You know this thread be hot.. And just cuz I jump a line in the rhyming scheme doesn't make it bad, yo. Forget the un uniformity too. It's all part of being a badass. yeeaaaaaah yeehaah |
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| Author: | jonos [ Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:09 pm ] |
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Dauntless: Your political views Is the illist use, of ignorance, that you can produce. I don't conform, To your convolutions, So now i be saying, "I am the revolution." Your angst is not real, It is so bad, Kick me in the yarbles (touche!!!!) It's a fading fad. You think you have biatches, All up with your dawgs But really now g, They're whores like yo moms. Now stop the g hating, I'll now get my uzi, To do you on street corners, Like I do little lucy. UHHHHH Maverick: You promote counter strike, But really I own, Cause all you clan dogs, Can't reap what I sow, You go watch your porn, And I masturbate, You promote Elisha Cuthbert, And made me spill my seeds. dig it doggggg |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:12 pm ] |
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Jonos please your rap is like venereal disease unpleasant and runny its just a big mess I wish you would stop at my behest But props for reading, the orange like a clock After this rap, I will cease to mock you, because you've picked such a book my rap is done you're off the hook |
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| Author: | jonos [ Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:15 pm ] |
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yo dauntless, no mo hating, i have my opinion, so don't be berating, but yes i read, books so that cool, cause real rappers like me, try to go to school my yarbles are blue now, cause im not even thinking, of what will come next when my rhymes are sinking ""that had no effort, im not liable for its crappy content, i can do better. |
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| Author: | Mazer [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 8:17 am ] |
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I don't mean to turn this into irrelevant spam, but dauntless your rap reminds me of the robot in the beginning of Chrono Trigger. that... robot wrote: My name is [can't remember name] I have metal joints. Beat me up and earn 15 silver points! |
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| Author: | jonos [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 11:57 am ] |
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you play snes roms are like crap the real thing is like to the face a slap it is much better as you will see the controller is the shiznit nintendo is holy roms are illegal like my sick rhymes you play on the things acquired through crime instance of a a now what now you got nothing but hard drive sectors that hold crap and what not id rather have dawg the cartridge so that i can partake in some ultra-violence, not crap uhhhhh |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:56 pm ] |
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jonos your rhymes are irrelevant they make little sense all i hear is jibba jabba its makin me tense you say your good at CS but that shit is all talk when you see me play all you can do is gawk (Sorry for the bad rap, I'm white ehat can i do?) No offense jonos all in fun |
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| Author: | jonos [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:41 pm ] |
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yo maverick don't try my rhymes are pwning so quick and be gone i alone owning all you biatches insanity is you im white and im skinny and i also love jews your rhymes are symbolic of stepping down spain not able to re assess the values of terrorist gain but now i must stop ludwig van is now calling ill listen in my bedroom while my enemies are sprawling i have more biatches then you will every have unless you count yo' mamma but that is damn sad my rhymes are irrelevant but i don't really care they make sense to me cuase this is my lair and all in good fun yall must understand but i still rape your asses IM KING OF THIS LAND!!!! haha, this is fun |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:23 pm ] |
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Both of you stop Cuz the point you're missing the gift of rhyme and the art of dissing is not limited to those dark in skin tone I'm Chinese and I will pwn What's the deal with this CS trashtalk? Its just a game boys, and a simple one too You can talk the talk, maybe you can walk the walk But in the end, its a computer game, fools Jonos, man, enough about Spain Everybody knows about the bomb on the train It's all a mess now? You'll hafta explain Don't be so abstract cuz it gives me a migraine And Naoki ever since you became a mod All your power has gone to your head Come on man, you know you're not like that If the price is selling out I'll stay like this instead |
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| Author: | jonos [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:36 pm ] |
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the gift of rhyme is in me, your ignorance prevents you, from acknowledging me, i am abstract my art is my pride you need to circumvent my meaning or you won't stay my tide cs is not just a game its full of life's ideals kill or be killed biatches or masturbate like me and chimeres im a stupid caucasian i recognize my ignorance - and yours but you can't cut me down you can only cut down my whores naoki is a power hungry fiend compsci needs a commission to investigate his bias towards those who think his lkf isn't bi*chin' dauntless... man... your rhymes are like english [class] it goes right in my one ear and out the other and up your ass dauntless your rhymes are cliche (!!!!) i can copy them easy cause you don't got nothing that can counter my pleasing. after this, im going to start using proper grammar. rapping sounds better without stupid bad grammar and ghetto words. humpgh |
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| Author: | Paul [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:02 pm ] |
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http://www.funs.co.uk/lyrics/a301.html |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Wed Mar 24, 2004 11:14 pm ] |
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You say your an asian but you can never compete uou have a shit style you have a shit beat The words you speak are reckless your about to run a muck but im gonna stop you there my friend but really who gives a F*ck? You want a role model of the asian rap CKY has a rapper who beats all of your crap. "I can kick you, higher then you can kick me. I can kick you way up into a tree" |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:41 pm ] |
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cky sucks too much to be mentioned on these boards id rather listen to frusciante and eat velocal raptors your ignorance is apparent to the gift of some people who make good music bad music is evil its senseless to think that cky is good you could listen to britney and masturbate in your hood don't bash me now cause im a caucasian don't even bash dauntless cause he is an asian experimental music owns your shit what the fuck is up with cky they suck and other stuff they don't even try |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:50 pm ] |
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you can't touch me naoki you should not be poking im high in the sky as lamerz now you can't stop being haterz no one reads lkf its too long and messed except me of course the only literate political force i rap down town i wrap up the crown i am the king, you my subjects but another adjective for you is rejects listen to my lesson and learn it well i am the master and you can't stop hell im making the answer up as i rap but there isn't a question that i can't out map i own a strip club you use up all your money on my girls but you can't get nothing dauntless because no one likes your murals i use my microphone as a weapon to do you all harm i incite hate against those who rearm i use different structures for lots of my raps you can't match that biatches because your syllabus is crap |
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| Author: | Paul [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:55 pm ] |
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that last one kinda was crap but the first one was some crazy rap. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:01 pm ] |
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what the hell is up thats not crap you just can't do this you just can't rap you bash others who have the talent of rapping and knowing what is the meaning of being catholic hide your ignorance of the true rhyming back that shit up dawg and get better timing ...now that one sucked, there you go now you can say that this one sucked but the other one was still better |
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| Author: | Paul [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:02 pm ] |
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this one was better than the last one... |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:05 pm ] |
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your supposed to rap in here, dawg, <<<and use wigger sspeak |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:41 pm ] |
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You ahve obviosuly never heard the CKY chinese rap foo. And way to rhyme cacasian with asian |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:49 pm ] |
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im spitting out the rhymes while you're giving me dimes im using the street corner to surpass the james horner |
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| Author: | Paul [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:53 pm ] |
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because I can't rap crap and because of the lack of asian rap. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:27 pm ] |
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yo jiggas with the rice now that is nice ill watch the azn sensations bleed from menstruation asian girls are hot the last samurai one is to yoh and that is the best it beats the rest |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:06 pm ] |
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Jonos, dammit you're hogging the thread let some other people rap don't write every thought in your head And paulbian, nice job with the pics too bad its already been done when you said: "that last one kinda was crap but the first one was some crazy rap." You used cheap rhymes, not even fun But props to your spirit, even if it wasn't clear what you meant by "first one" there's many posts here So clarify, if you please and while you're at it Tell some people about this thread So we can keep this fire lit |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:10 pm ] |
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im tired as shit im all up in it im trying to pee cause i haven't for a week my eyes are now drooping and my butt is a -pooping but i don't want to give in to the sleep, my vision spins its like everytime i close my eyes i die because i forget to breath and the i start climbing trees and now to make everything relate to the original intentions of this thing i shall now flame incessantly at those people immature prepubescantly paddylong never pm me again i may just resend the same message all over again cervantes what is up with sega its bad so reconsider trading it for a system thats betta maverick you need some new music cky is something pubic they and there music is stupid jonos what the fuck is up with this you have to go to sleep and piss and brush your teeth and reminisce peace out (within reason) |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:15 pm ] |
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keep the fire lit unquote of dauntless we need to exemplify this shit and show the world our jaundice where is dan's misspelled rap and where is tony's rapping vb apps and where is shorts pac man beats and where is that lkf creep? where is homer's trigonometry and where is catalyst's polygamy (?) and where is maverick's unending spam and where is the mirror of hacker dan im hogging this thread because i am the best im furthering my skills im beating my chest i use words in my rhymes because that is the norm dauntless uses jibberish cause it is good form ahjuctablelation i make up words gyublantanty im done making up words |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:16 pm ] |
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Jebus, your raps are simplistic I don't give a shit if you haven't taken a crap The secret is to be elaborate Too bad talent doesn't come on tap Man Jonos, you're a quantity over quality man You even try to rap while you're sitting on the can How do you do it, with a keyboard that is wireless? I could "rap" forever man, my rap psyche is tireless Scheisse, we need more people to rap. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:24 pm ] |
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big words time i base my theories on evidence so now you know i am correct you think you're raps are guided by providence but really we have to re elect you say my rhymes don't come on tap you juxtapose yourself next to ignorance so incorrect is you in your raps your state of being doesn't stand a chance you say im simplistic but my soul is bared free that just shows im realistic to the thoughts that are inside of me you probably meant vise versa man, in line 5 of your spew i forgive you now cause you're raps are spam but that doesn't mean you're safe to lose i elaborate all over my keyboard which is why my raps are long as is my foto, unlike yours read roots and you will know my song |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:30 pm ] |
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Dude, large word substitution is insufficient Your knowledge of word definitions is deficient It's lame to rhyme for the sake of rhyming Saying we need to re-elect, man stop whining It was a lame line, don't be so desperate Also, you should stop rapping as you defecate Because you need to look with the eye that can see You've misread a line that was written by me "Too bad talent doesn't come on tap" Clearly I was suggesting your lack thereof I forgive your inability to make good rap In the game of rap compared to you I'm clearly above |
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| Author: | jonos [ Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:20 am ] |
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because you alarm me with your rhyme i begin to see you as degenerative slime your handle of words may be astounding but that doesn't excuse your lack of rebounding ive misled you with my many songs while you sit and make one in times so long i can freestyle and im as clever as stalin so don't harrang me when you're the one falling i call my style a defecate rap its another sure sign i can multi task in the game of rap, you're clearly below for renewed talent, your seeds you should sow |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:30 pm ] |
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Frickin Jonos get outta here your rap is crap shit, it's pretty clear It's just me and you rapping and you give us a bad name So let down your facade and quit playing charades You cannot rap You cannot rhyme Your words are lame Time after time Give it up man and go recruit You're ejected, you've got the boot |
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| Author: | jonos [ Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:42 pm ] |
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im not rejected nor am i bad my raps are respected all the way to islamabad you have a lack of thought and a lack of knowledge you have been caught now return to college go and study phys-ed like a postal worker and ill be getting head while i restage your murder you aren't respected you have to re-iterate you've been rejected too scared to consumate frickin dauntless shit this isn't a joke stop trying to reminisce of a time when you weren't a bloke obviously you rhymes are compiled with solemnity over quality you should be banned, not reconciled the laws are broken, there is no sanctity i have real horrowshow groodies, uhh. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 12:42 am ] |
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i know ive drained you as far as i can... tell you know ive met you i made you resell i know ive made you its been that way... now you know i told you that you can't hold smell wild, wild forces couldn't frag me away wild, wild forces we'll snide them some day -sung to wild horse by the rolling stones, im in a mellow and depressed mood right now, humph |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 1:33 am ] |
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hangin out on compsci at 1:30 on maverick and wtd are online that doesn't mean that what im doing's dirty it just means that my life is benign |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 1:35 am ] |
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jonos im fu*king tired stop messaging me you wont STFU now go masturbate in a tree ^ old news story, guys alibi was that he was masturbating in a tree. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:38 am ] |
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yo maverick, cut the crap your bad words are insulting you shouldn't use them in your raps it makes you appear revolting ill spam you through pm's there is no blocking option if you don't reply, ill resend you better tread with cautian you think your tired but its me who is you are not wired like i am from lack of sleep and lack of shiz |
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| Author: | naoki [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 4:32 pm ] |
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jesus kiddies leave this topic alone your stupid, rhyming blithering makes me want to break all your bones these rhymes show your smarts are withering dammit jonos you're treating this topic like every other cept you rhyme i hate you like "hello" hates andy roddick do something cool to take up your time |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:08 pm ] |
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edited, i felt bad in my own cleverness |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:15 pm ] |
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jonos get on your knees you floorcleaning applepie you love gettin mud in the face always beggin for more your always messaging me that canary wont fly STFU n00b You like it good friend, dont lie w0rd. EDIT: that's a lot of profanity. this is a little better |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:02 pm ] |
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editted, i felt bad |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sat Mar 27, 2004 11:48 pm ] |
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maverick you've got to settle down when someone does something you don't like you don't have to cry and frown i know i act immaturely so that is my excuse but at least i don't go and cry to an admin when im abused you lack of being able to distinguish joke from threat is making you seem stupid so please control your pms s3nt3nc3 |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:08 am ] |
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And so Naoki comes from out of the blue Bringing words that flame that speak so true The massacre of Jonos mildly disappoints The first-degree burns he can easily anoint Cuz the words didn't cut so very deep I'm sure he won't cringe, he'll still be able to sleep Come on Naoki, your mind is polluted I expected a rap that was much less diluted I won't mind if the next one's convoluted Even if your mastery of English can be refuted Stop complaining about this thread You know this and LKF should be wed |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:29 am ] |
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naoki i don't care what the hell you say your lack of gift for this makes you gay you cannot flame me without any substance your wells of ignorance are your sufferance i know of my certain immaturities you don't have to point them out in fake mastery you flame as if your mind's all in it but that doesn't work in this instance my wells of spam belies whats underneith my intelligence is in of what i speak your definition of cool is debatable cause you make up stories that leave people insatiable your lack of plot and your lack of proof make stupid white men seem the immortal truth when next time you decide to flame don't think so much and this you won't instigate and then because of that you won't shed tears revel in your ignorance and ultra-violent fears |
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| Author: | jonos [ Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:40 pm ] |
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the lack of rhyming is shocking your mass of slacking is a mocking dauntless you're gone, what did you do you refuse to hang in your own hood, foo your needs are superficial your absence is beneficial but that doesn't stop the rap from cometh and it helps me feel pride when i utter this you admit defeat in the fight you started im shocked and appaled that you'd act retarded your asinine actions are overwhelming to the brain's region that converts shit to bounty i can't rap when im all alone when the rest of compsci defecating isn't at home you can eat my fecal rap as soon as possible or the masses of spam will hold you liable for not countering this shit when you could have but escaped as a bi tch |
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| Author: | jonos [ Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:56 pm ] |
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what the hell is going on i masturbate and come back and everyone is gone the rap that lit up these streets is gone except for my soliloquos beats ive run out of ideas in my enemies lack of action how is the world to run with everyone's lack of rapping passion? |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:24 pm ] |
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Maverick wrote: jonos get on your knees
you floorcleaning applepie you love gettin mud in the face always beggin for more your always messaging me that canary wont fly STFU n00b You like it good friend, dont lie w0rd. EDIT: that's a lot of profanity. this is a little better ROFL why didnt i think of that? |
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| Author: | jonos [ Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:50 pm ] |
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watch out maverick while i bite of your dick that canary will fly you're as immobile as public transit you're now castrated your phallus is cast-treated never again will you masturbate or eat the cum from your mother's face bitch |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:55 pm ] |
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Hey, if you don't wanna rap more intelligently, don't....You know I hate spammers who even spam spam. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:03 am ] |
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fine fine: this regime likens to nazism their logic likens to "square prisms" their society is totalitarian their law abiders are barbarian the enforcement under their hitler is crude then they tell me i speak the untruth and change their privacy policy they lack any common decency my mother has just called me recently to act on a democratic regency but im stuck here, in concentration its the holocaust of the jonos, you see the relation? i take all the crap and spit it back or i try, because no one's behind my wolf pack, i lie on the floor as there is the lack of election the hypocrites blame it on the democratic reconstruction, but the preachers all stand and say, "DIE YOU BASTARDS FOR THE FATHER STATE" the brainwashing is everywhere it tells you to do your share and kill the infidels there and eat the pork's rear. my ideas are extra-terrestrial to the mobs of stupid people, that hang with the governing steaples that speak out against us regionals. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:24 pm ] |
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Your unhealthy fixation with the capitalist regime Stems from unconscious thoughts, it seems Maybe you have Iraqi blood in you? Maybe you've done an Iraqi or two? Either way, your rap is one-sided The way you cling on is perverse You should move onto something more diverse Considering this rap battle is to flame It just seems that you're in the wrong rap game It's worse when you Encarta, just to rhyme You use words you don't know, every time Man your political agenda is blatant Your speakerphone is loud and clear Like every thread in spam has Propaganda Minister Jonos' tears You just don't stop crying about Iraq Your denouncement is like a bible beater's attack Except it's not religious, no your motivation is unknown I think your principles are unclear too Cuz just the other day You showed us an article of a journalist, who Supported George W. Bush And my thought was that you hated him That war-mongering American pig Hell, you'd make a better president Just like it says in your sig. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:12 am ] |
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what did it say in my signature? an obscure slogan of my being immature, you focus on only one issue when really my rap was full of other's misuse i don't use encarta for my words bitch, i use britannica to make my sentences rich, ive never killed a person in my life but an exception can be made in time, you seem to be mistaken you say my iraq propaganda is a denouncement when really it is a support for the continued coalition entrenchment you missed the previous flames because you were looking for only one thing one issue which you could bash me with because you won't give up the thought of me being a bush bitch my signature did not mention what region of the world i would seek my election could it not have been for russia? but you're intent on bashing america its funny that you mention war-mongering because i guess that means defending democracy you seem to forget that capitalism is one of the reasons why the west's wealth far surpasses that of hte middle east's [excluding israel from the middle east of course, they are more westernized] i know i'd make a better candidate in the race for the next president id assassinate kim jong-il and all the hamas leaders would be killed i'd prevent socialist countries from leaning on american capitalism, for they forget who saved their asses when they couldn't learn there lessons, id make them pay for not coming to the aid of past colonies, through lack of trade, we don't need their social policies, i never said that i hated bush i even went against a fellow conservative (maverick) who said that he hated bush while i supported his pig-ass and response to the greater good. the only thing unclear is what you see your flames fall short, they are all falacies |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:17 am ] |
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Word reuse is cheap and queerical When you try to rap and be lyrical Mass producing political rap is not the point of this thread Try to get that concept in your head In your rush you forgot to rhyme It's a crime. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:14 am ] |
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there are different forms of rapping sentences your not seeing them are simple pretences you probably didn't even think when you read your likening it to crime, your supposed genius is getting to your head this is mass produced but its good,im sorry your confused but the rush im in is self-imposed i have to hurry to see krystal steal take of her clothes |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 5:12 pm ] |
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Look back Jonos, and look me in the eye when you tell me that there's rhyme between life and time Ain't no homonymity between flames, thing, with, and *itch.. Matching mongering, democracy and reasons is a miss And your second to last stanza is a mess. Please don't say "your" and mean "you are" It's a darling pet peeve of mine I hope you know that I was joking and that I wasn't trying when I said crime I'd hafta say it was too much to ask to make a longer sentence that still rhymed. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:24 pm ] |
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My longer sentences have rhymes which you seem not able to find, My mis-spelled words are upsetting your perfectionist and ignorant state of mind, You complain of my past raps not making sense and having inconsistencies, But your new insults are based on my spelling, meaning im advancing while you sink in trajedy. Words don't have to rhyme in the way your insanities proclaim them to have to, I took a course in poetry and I know that I am right and I speak the immortal truth, I just forget what it is called that allows words to rhyme that have the same vowel sounds, But that doesn't justify your thoughts on my true rhyming being wrong and without clout. You're complaining of my spelling as said before is sure sign, That I am advancing in making my raps better and more realigned, With those of "your majesty's" and of the common good and glory, Of this thread that lacks others and and makes complete this story. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:31 pm ] |
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Spare me the details about your qualifications I'm in a writer's craft course so forget intimidation I think you're trying to incorporate a little alliteration 
Unfortunately your allusions will prompt no elation While you're self-promoting and indulging in your self-love You're still up to your same old bad habits Come on dude, your literary references are not astounding Point out your rhymes and I'll forgive your deficits. |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:20 pm ] |
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Writers craft? Can you say bird course??? |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:49 pm ] |
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maverick please clarify, your spam doesn't make sense, your sentences are devoid of rhyme so explain and save me from pretence im getting bored, with always owning dauntless why don't you participate so i can pwn him a lot less |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:16 pm ] |
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Your lies are common and incessant You'd help yourself if you were a bit more pissant Then you could check the score and you'd see The person who is winning the rap battle is me. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 6:52 pm ] |
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You'd be winning if this was a game of golf, My highly clever wordplay out paces your jaunts, You should take a look at the points you've recieved, Then you would see that it was not what you percieved. |
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| Author: | Paul [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:03 pm ] |
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ppl from coast to coast, i've reached 888 posts, but if you count the ones in spam I'd have a 1400+ slam... |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:27 pm ] |
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888 posts is pocket change Check my spam ratio to be impressed Its disgusting how little code i contribute No wonder I fail all my tests... |
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| Author: | jonos [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:11 pm ] |
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i yearn to be like you, i want to be known as the spam guru, programming comes to me in stages, i rarely post there, i haven't in ages. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:16 pm ] |
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Call me a homophobe but when I see the word yearn coming from men The archetype chills me to the bone I wish gay men would leave me alone.... heheheh. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:23 pm ] |
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never did i mention homesexuality in that rap never did i get homoerotic in reciting that crap call me a homophobe but it takes one to spot one but thankfully im not gay so dauntless can stop his little fun. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:41 pm ] |
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Honestly, this state of affairs is disgusting All the compsci boys groveling Over two girls that they don't have a chance with But somehow they can't stop thinking "what if" Jebus, guys, its really pathetic Don't make me hit you with a diuretic It's just a girl, stop drooling It's ridiculous how your slobber is pooling |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:54 pm ] |
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I got my pistol point cocked, ridelin shot non stop until i see your monkey ass drop and now u bitches know who done it, your fucking with tha wrong gangsta.  |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:34 pm ] |
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Dauntless, your 6th line should have been: "Don't make me feed you a diuretic" Because hitting someone with something that increases one's flow of urine probably won't give the same effect as feeding them one, but you are forgiven. This state of affairs may be disgusting, But the girls accept our innocent lusting, They spur it on, they are bit whores, And my hormones are secreting from my pores. You should take part in the action, Of conforming to the insanities of this faction, We're just doing it to make Maverick feel accepted, And because female programmers are hot when we're rejected. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:36 pm ] |
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Dammit jonos you're so ignorant Using encarta just like I did I was well aware of the definition when i said it And I said it the way I intended Hit is just a figure of speech, you dyke Just like when you say you'll hit the pipe... |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:46 pm ] |
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What the hell is up with that, Your mistaken in my supposed having of a WHAT, How can I be a dyke if I am a male, Your use of the wrong words is making you fail. Encarta sucks Britannica kicks ass, Your use of Britannica ensures a pass, Your intelligence is equal to that of a bass, If you don't smarten up you'll end up last. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:49 pm ] |
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Get your head on up out of the ground There's other ways to use one word If I called you a homo and you weren't I guess it'd be a big self-burn? Basically you still looked it up It's also rude to interrupt I had no idea you were rapping at all I thought you thought you were in the thread "Keep talking and don't shut up" |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:55 pm ] |
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Your thoughts on rap are straight from the book, The book that when published immediately got the hook, I guess you're not acquainted with a rapper named Dre, Well, either am I but my raps mirror what his say. |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:18 pm ] |
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straight outta compston the loose cannon smoke big green call it bruce banner |
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| Author: | jonos [ Thu Apr 08, 2004 11:10 pm ] |
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Actually it's "Straight outta compton", but your rap made me laugh anyways so you are forgiven for your over-sight. |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Fri Apr 09, 2004 1:04 pm ] |
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pfft i pressed the wrong button.I do know how its spelled. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:36 pm ] |
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Maverick, Your intelligence is waning, you should be playing pictionary, Your lack of thought is like the lack of the term vivisection is most dictionaries. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:13 pm ] |
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Nevermind that last post please, I found the term with relative ease, In my computer dictionary that I hadn't consulted, But that doesn't mean I'm sorry to the person I insulted. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:23 pm ] |
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Your lack of rap and excess of spam, In my whiteness I will flame these actions of scam, In ways which will cause the unworthy to cower, I will spam Dauntless' threads until he acknowledges my power. No one seems to want to rap in this domain, Even papatya, the godess of spam and "teh hotness" isn't roaming, I am "teh Lazy Lewis" of this thread, Your lack of actions is a sign of your dread. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:25 pm ] |
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I'm the king of spam, there aint none higher Sucker MC's should call me sire To burn my kingdom, you must use fire I won't stop spammin' till I retire While your post counts are heading for 1k Down here at 52 posts I'm having a partay While your posts are so soporifical I'm sitting here talking political While your posts make you look more physical The number of spam posts I've made is intangible You dilute your percentage with real compsci info While I move towards 99% spam ratio Chin check that bit of info What do you think about that dilly-o? :p |
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| Author: | jonos [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:29 am ] |
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How do you get your spam to post ratio? Edit: I think I better post some rap. My post count is sleep inducing, So my future actions may be post reducing, Sire, your spam is wrought with shit, Like courting papatya - that is unintelligent writ. Your words made me go seek a dictionary, Stop using big words, you're pissing on cherries, In my rebirth I will return and have your title refuted, As a force of the spam, "teh hawtness" has concluded. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Freestyle |
yall need to back down, is ryu's turn in no ones a gangsta, yall be virgins sittin in comp class thinkin up rhymes while im readin ya sh*t im wastin mah time im fresh out the hood, right off the streets learn to rhyme, ya f*ckin computa geeks i be bringin the tension inta this session yall need a lession, u got da comprehension? you so called rappas think ya off da hook sum where in heres desmond, cause i got you shook yo jonos u need ta pick up sum new peers u can rap, so why you hangin wit qu*ers? im outta here fo i start up a scrap few words of advice, STOP DISCRASIN RAP! |
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| Author: | Jono [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:57 am ] |
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The names Jono with the o hoe // Suck a dick bitch just cause I said so // Ur a freak yo, your talking smack // No one loves you so go away and give it a whack // I know your here cause ur confused // But ur just like a condom and just get used // my style is like lightning flashes // cuz after its strikes you guys are reduce to a pile of ashes // Im out yo peace ima hit a clit // You know it smells in here cause im the shit // |
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| Author: | Flashkicks [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:14 am ] |
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UH....UH. Yeah.. Bring da bass back.. Look .... LOOK.. Flashkicks comes out like a bat outta hell and is here with a story to tell 'bout this guy in a cell but oh well- you wouldnt care, I can tell and its not fair how you stare at the truth like a glare. Not knowing how you kill but the pain is still there. Take a line fresh from your mind make it rhyme, sounds fine MAN we do this ALL the time-Look at mine. Can you not see the shine? Hold up- It'll catch you, do you hear that sound? My words flying around in your head and about to bring you down to the ground dead is what I said. This rapbattle was unique but don't be a creep aiming to make others that are weak weep, take a week and devise something sleek to keep the master spammers coming in for a peek... Peace. Im out.. *[slight whistle-tune with DrumBass] fading out* |
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| Author: | Delta [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:20 pm ] |
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Man that was sick! Not in a good way its pathetic like your d*** those rhymes are so sad they are like tony hawk pro sk8r that game is just bad. I can't believe you guys sitting on your asses talking shit bout computer nerds pushin up their glasses. thats ok tho I'm here for y'all tho I can't rap I'll make up for your fall the horrible spelling is far from compelling I know I'm not in no spelling bees but thats just because I'm not on both my knees like some of you drunks talking about some guy's mom like a punk sure we all do it sometimes we all make fun of others rhymes here I'll let you think sit there dream of clouds coloured pink smoke it up or toke it up eitherway way I'll shut you up because I'm gonna sit here and waste hours of my day to try to make up stupid rhymes that make ppl sound gay ok I'm out don't pout I'll be back when you all give me a shout |
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| Author: | Flashkicks [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:40 pm ] |
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Hola Hola!! |
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| Author: | Delta [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:58 pm ] |
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Hola Hola Holy shite! you can tell that flashkicks is white stumbling on his words is all he does all he prolly hears is trailer trash fuzz thats ok I'm white too but I can rap a rhyme better than you ya ya ya your prolly thinkin wait that'd be a first since you stopped drinkin its ok I know you never drink just like you and your brain you both never think I'm just kidding with all this stuff I hope my lil rhymes aren't too tough till next time bud |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:09 pm ] |
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You can tell hes white with this quote Quote: The world is like a mirror; if you smile, the world will smile back. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:09 pm ] |
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Whoa, whoa damn it's like a frickin' rap explosion And here I thought my threads were suffering from neglect erosion But keep it pure kids I don't care if you came from "da streets" Remember this thread is here to diss and defeat Not to give compsci a frickin ghetto rap treat And please guys, please guys try to spell right cuz it just pisses me off when you've got your rhymes tight but then you stumble over a simple word that's like "your" and damn the way you newbies rap is disgraceful rhyming cheap 2 second lines is just not even tasteful. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:24 pm ] |
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I'd have to agree with Dauntless, Is it possible any of you could have thought less? I'm flattered by the account named after me, It's just that you've used it to create a travesty. The spelling you people use is despicable, But realizing who you are, I realize it is typical, You people have to rap and revel in your whiteness, Fake blackness is disgraceful when used as you used this. You're interpretation of the art of rapping, Is in line with that of your fake women tapping, Whether I am a virgin or a "thugged out pimp", I'll always be "teh hawtness" and owning you wimps. Your odd dialect, your using of "da", Undermines the intelligence of your cretanic "masta", You are obviously wrong in many ways, The following is just a sample of the untruths in your sad wordplay. You said that we sit in our computer classes, Making up raps, and purposely acting like asses, In computer class we think and program, We are so smart we could operate Fortran. You also said that I was able to rap, This is untrue, in my whiteness I'm crap, Peers like my home boys Dauntless and AZN, Make me proud to rap as a "mother fucking" caucasian. How do I get my spam to post ratio? |
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| Author: | Paul [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:36 pm ] |
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word... |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:40 pm ] |
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Check it Spam to post is found by getting # total posts Subtract the posts count that's under your name Divide by total and you'll see that you're toast Dauntless is the one who be spamming the most. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Not directed @ n e 1...peace |
look out...yall betta back up the chief is back ready ta smack the f*ck outta these hoes cause the dont rap enough they pose as prankstas, n i thank ya fo your aid but no one likes a gansta so i cant figure out why youd wanna be a wangsta yall think ya tough, but hey, I'm badda im jus like a pimp but i aint david banner break up groups like a crack in da ceilin i f*ck b*tches on dey back or kneelin dont matta, its whack, matter of fact i cant be stopped, mah raps dont flop sure im a vision, cut you like a circumsision the worlds mah b*tch n if you think otha wise then u prolly put ya d*ck in otha guys n if you swing that way forget craddle, you gon hit the grave yo i set the stage , cant test me im great |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:44 pm ] |
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What are you doing peddling your thugged out wares here? It's a compsci website, and this is a gentleman's flame war of rhyme, not false advertising for your ghetto self. |
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| Author: | Delta [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:16 pm ] |
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He's got a point there mister chief I don't think you can rhyme to well either thats my belief. Don't blame it on your dad bein' g@y, you know you'd f*** my dog eitherway. I see it in your eyes, like when you found out your girlfriend had a d*** suprise! you'd get down on your knees beg to her please please please give it to me baby just f*** f*** f*** You'd do her daddy to for less than a buck buck buck! Man repeating a word three times is lame thats ok their just like you, nothing but a shame I'm giving in man I'm scared you might touch me you might come after my friends and family, ok whatever man you can take my brother, I know you don't swing this way but I'll give you my mother. Just leave me alone, I'd rather not say thats how I got blown ok this rap crap is turning all hostile, go cut your d*** off and add it to the pile, all the lil d***s you've gotta suck just to get your education might as while take up a hobby you could call it masturbation. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:23 pm ] |
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Here's one from back in the day, it's quite explicit,entitled: Dear Ambarf look at your fat ass thighs i dont wanna look, shit, it hurts my eyes you need to get a little workout 'stead of spreadin your legs and puttin out you're a whore girl i'm gonna tell the whole world you a dirty little bizatch you best stop talking shit smack about my girly heather youre homo so whatever you suck nads thats what we say you got a bf, but we all know youre gay you say your name is amber but my homies we know better your name to us is ambarf we hope *he* breaks your heart cuz hes just too hot for you yeah, you're shit, you know its true he should know that hes living a lie he should know that hes dating a guy! bitch, you couldnt *cheer* for your life you'z a dyke, ho go and get get yourself a wife oh shit ho, youz a fat ugly whore the sad part, you dont even know that you are so ho when youre tired of sucking dick will you go find girls to lick? if i ever need my dick sucked im sure i know who to come to i hear you get your ass fucked by almost every guy, foo its funny how you think you're cool how can you you say that? while your sucking some guys tool you try to cover up your insecurity with your boyfriend, well who the fuck is he? he obviously don't got two good eyes cuz if he did i'm sure he'd rather be fucking guys dont shittalk to HB, dirty slut if you shittalk, i wont hesitate to cut yo left nut Done on the spur of the moment in tongue-in-cheek ghetto stizzyle. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:35 pm ] |
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Hey Chief, I can't understand your sentences, I'm sure a speech therapist would be good for your references, It's harder to rap white then it is to rap black, And it's harder to talk about things other than you doing your dad in the back. My black/white rapping now follows, motherfucker, My pimpness is true, my words are crude cocksucker, I rape and I murder with guns that I buy, From fat little cops that I shoot in the eye. No one can touch my shit that I'm in, I lease a lexus and bling bling and that makes me pimpin, I act rich when really I'm making less than a nun, But that doesn't matter when I'm up in Catholic School Girls cunts. You better watch out mother fucker in my blackness, Or else I'll go to jail and have to smoke crack less, I'll fuck your girlfriends in a chair that is back less, Your piles of shit are larger than I can address. And now concludes my attempts at true "black rap", Now that I'm free I can work on insulting your mother's cervical cap, And I can now spell correctly and use proper grammar, While you can sit and sulk crying out that it doesn't matter. Bit ch |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:36 pm ] |
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Hey now, we don't promote racism here. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:39 pm ] |
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Ooops, I wasn't trying to be racist  . I really wasn't, I didn't mean for it to come across, if anyone is offended then tell me and I will edit it, but I don't think it is racist. I'm just trying to parody rappers who give the impression of having a lot of money but they really do not have a lot. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:40 pm ] |
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Just don't like how you're saying that you do etc etc. cuz in your rap you're black. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:42 pm ] |
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Ok, now I have edited it because some people are a little sensitive to some words. |
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| Author: | Paul [ Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:47 pm ] |
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I got mustard in my eye. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:00 am ] |
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You need to asian rap paulbian. |
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| Author: | Delta [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:42 pm ] |
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Ok... Here it goes... I'm here to apologize for my actions I've come to realize That this is not where I belong not here posting rhymes with lyrics so strong I'm sorry if I have offended that at first was not intended I let things get out of hand cause at first my rhymes were bland I ask you to forgive me for what I've done cause swearing in my rhymes went in unison hence I thought I might as well since I've screwed up as you could tell I'm retirering this stupid crap cause it just turns out I cannot rap. sorry guys... |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:53 pm ] |
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Not you, you didn't do anything. I was talking to Chiefy. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:22 pm ] |
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I thought you were talking to me. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:24 pm ] |
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Well, I talked to both of you, separately. |
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| Author: | Anonymous [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | F*CK YOU ALL |
mah bad boyz guess i wasted mah confidence thought i was bein nice to pass out mah compliments i was wrong i guess i was talkin non-a-scence all ya wanna team up on a brotha, well thas fine mah rap was directed at noe one fo the last time team up if you want i bring in mah army jonos i said u could rap n instead u turned on me my pile o dicks? yours is hard but fake b*tch u prolly thoght a ho was a garden rake but again mah rap was fo no one n i didnt talk back n jonos still thinks he a n*gga but he aint the only black n deltas got nutin no one asked him fo his facts b*tch dont u noe deltas last in a wolf pack? oh, n my gurl wit a dick...howd you know dude? cause yo momma said she neva told you iight i give it to ya dog cause i like to give it doggy style you can even ask ya sista how i gave it to her hard n wild n dauntless ya got skillz but dont diss me cause i rhyme so fast u can try n hit but u miss me n mah skeellz is whaked, the chief is fast n ya best speed is crap, b*tch im the gretzky of rap n if any of u think u can match me u must be thick b*tch its a privelidge ta suck ma d*ck im sick of da sh*t yall is shootin u wanna battle? ya gauranteed to be loosin on a scale of 100 no one could even get a minus ten f*ck you all dont even try dont ever rap again u think u got the best of me ey? well look me up at fockcompsci.ca F*CK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | Delta [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:57 pm ] |
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well thats exactly what I mean dude... you said you and my sister have done stuff... well thats what I said ... you don't know whether your screwing guys or girls... cuz I only have brothers... |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:42 pm ] |
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Shit, chief, who could've known? You're reacting so negatively, just cuz you got owned Man, it's too bad all your rap is just like bla bla bla Got nothing better to talk about than people's ma ma ma's? Chief, you gotta learn that you can't buy jonos, delta and me It doesn't matter how suck-up you are, how complimentary You got the skills to rhyme, but don't get carried away You don't prove nothing by swearing, so watch what you say F*ck us and f*ck everyone, well, from us I say thanks but it just seems like you'd be better off writing Angst So allow me to direct you to a place where you can go to and vent About what makes you sad and all your fights with your parents... http://www.compsci.ca/v2/viewtopic.php?t=3255 P.S. delta, just a reminder for the future, if you wanna respond, retort in verse at least |
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| Author: | jonos [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:13 pm ] |
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When will this end, Chief's idiotic berating, Probably when he stops menstruating, I'm sure your army is as effective as Palestine's, Can only kill enemy with suicide half the time. You have got to settle down and accept your position, Whether it be on your knees or accepting your virtual circumsicion, While you rhyme fast and vehemently, We are laying down words that you must look up in the dictionary. Your primitive form of rapping and thinking "ghetto style", Is forcing us to use smaller words just so you can understand us once in a while, Our trio is recognized and all over the world vaunted, While your saga of raps leaves you not one to be daunted. Thanks to Dauntless for making the word "vaunt" known to me. |
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| Author: | Paul [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:15 pm ] |
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"menstruating" a key word in jonos' rap. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:17 pm ] |
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I'm implying he is a girl, or at least acting like the typical stereotype associated with girls. |
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| Author: | Flashkicks [ Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:29 pm ] |
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AHA-true that; Delta has ONE gurl in his family- and thats his mom  ..lol.. And now Flashkicks is here to announce the winner of this Rap Battle----
[Time passes] DELTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~~ For being the most sincere and having the guts to apologize and be a man about it- while the rest of you Still continue to carry on pretending to be who you are Not and just disappointing others... Good job boys! 
Delta- i asked you; but you never answered. You had excuses to come up with for Every statement i said. nonetheless your still my brother and I love you. Now it is MANDATORY you go next Tuesday,..GOT ME!?!? I dont care WUT HAPPENS- we're going...Lack of money wont stop us- ILL JOG if it comes to that~~And dont MAKE me come after your mom with a knife  ... Team Dragon... Love Billy |
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| Author: | jonos [ Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:18 pm ] |
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Flashkicks you have shamed yourself with the lack of verse, You'd also write better prose while riding the hearse, You have to meet the criteria for your posts to be respected, And not use shit that leave you and shit-hawks connected. |
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| Author: | Jono [ Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:03 am ] |
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Yo you think you a hottie// keep talkin and the opp will be in my area lookin for yo body// Yo mamma be givin me brains so ima take her IQ// While she was givvin me head she told me she didnt even like u// you a skater dude never ever try to write lyrics// My shit is copletely generic// Im out this battle is ova// I hit with 4 bars and left him with a hang ova...PEACE// |
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| Author: | jonos [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:19 pm ] |
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Sorry, shitty stuff. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Sat May 01, 2004 8:39 pm ] |
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You talk about murder What do you know about murder? I bet you wouldn't even b&e much less go any further You say my mom's been givin you brains Man, what you say is so archaic People've said the same thing so many times You are completely generic, I can't take it Check up that word in a big book You've got a long way to go, just take a look Quit running your mouth bout how this battle is over 8 Mile must be the place where all your lines have been took Way to wank, you're a wigger You're all talk, you'd never pull the trigger Like Bulletproof Monk, you're all show and no go Take a seat, look at my rhymes and figure out what these words that are more than 4 letters mean I'm the king of this thread dude, you're nothing but a queen. |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Sat May 01, 2004 8:46 pm ] |
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P.S. Why don't none of the goddess threads get a lock? For all I care they can **** * **** (figure it out, I don't even wanna say it lol) At least my Amailer had a compsci relevance Instead of flaunting your self-proclaimed magnificence Preferential treatment is only to be expected I just wish that I wasn't being so neglected And Naoki too, he's the compsci goddess Stick it in your eye pap, you lost Take your title and get rid of it, it should be tossed compsci princess? yeah, a giant among flies Look at the way they flock to a girl with two eyes All you boys are so deprived And pap too, don't let it be denied Starved for attention? I can't blame you Everyone is, you all know it's true But sue me, its disgusting to see That you have a custom title, not me. |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Sun May 02, 2004 12:29 pm ] |
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you havent had sex in so long you must be gh3y you seem even more patient then that queer nick lachey |
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| Author: | Dauntless [ Sun May 02, 2004 12:57 pm ] |
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Be realistic, how many compsci peeps have? But honestly, what's sex, if it's with Mav? I pity the girl, whom sex you've had While it may be true, it's been a long frickin while If you haven't had sex then you're living in denial So nuff with your fronting, if you've got nothing to say I'm sure J.Simpson won't mind if you have a go at Lachey |
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| Author: | Paul [ Sun May 02, 2004 12:58 pm ] |
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sacramento is going down. |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sun May 02, 2004 2:22 pm ] |
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What the hell is going on, I can't follow all this shit, Maverick must be on his bong, And dreaming about his girlfriend actually having tits. Mothafuckas |
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| Author: | Mazer [ Sun May 02, 2004 6:53 pm ] |
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You call that rap? I call that crap! Just kidding yo, Oh f'sho! Granola! Granola! G-g-granola! When I cook my vegetables I cook them in canola! Oil! |
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| Author: | Maverick [ Sun May 02, 2004 7:16 pm ] |
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jonos wrote: What the hell is going on,
I can't follow all this shit, Maverick must be on his bong, And dreaming about his girlfriend actually having tits. Motha****as wow that was interesting yet shitty |
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| Author: | jonos [ Sun May 02, 2004 7:27 pm ] |
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Dude, I thought you'd like it. |
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