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TRUEST PROGRAM EVER

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Boarder16 [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:11 pm ]

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TRUEST PROGRAM EVER

hey i found turing fun once (during comp sci classes) but now with no incentive or even reason t omake a good program.. and when i start one i never finish it casue i get sick of it so quick... i dun wanna make nothing no mare...so this is my last/latest program i've made... lol

code:

put"Turing......"
delay(1000)
cls
put"Is Useless"
delay(1200)
cls
put"And Stupid"
delay(1200)
cls
put"Sorry If this offened anyones..lol"
delay(30000000)
cls
put"you actually waited this long?"

put gimme bits Very Happy

...
i am sad and disgruntled Evil or Very Mad

Author:	jonos [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:13 pm ]
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actually, turing isn't all that useless, it can do some cool stuff. i usually like to say positive things about program because that is my nature, and if that is all you are capable of then very good for you and i hope that you continue to learn more.

Author:	Paul [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:14 pm ]
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Hey, your name effects make you look professional, the program doesn't, um... have 2 bits.

Author:	TheXploder [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:17 pm ]
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nice program... name effects piff, it's not like in the real world it's all about looks.. see what matters is your skill..

Author:	shorthair [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:19 pm ]
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Dude we had this debate , ther is no need for new people to come here and see apps like that, turing is a great footer langage , without it BASIC would have made no sense to me , i was using about 20 commands i useid in turing , and i was learning how to do things by translating turing code to BASIC , dont bring it down like that , none of us apreciate it ( well mabye a select few do ) but not i , there is no need for this

Author:	Cervantes [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:42 am ]
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if you're board in Turing, I suggest making a game. they are the most fun programs to make (obviously). depending on your ability you could make pong, tic tac toe, either of those with AI, the helicopter game on www.addictinggames.com or a host of other games. Check out the sticky in Turing Help "so you're looking for game ideas, check here first" or something like that Cheers PS shorthair how'd your bits jump up a thousand in 1 day

Author:	shorthair [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:08 am ]
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look in the dictonary oof hacker dan , at Hacker dans post

Author:	Cervantes [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:22 am ]
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Dmanti Hsotrahir sotp tlaknig lkie Hcaekr Dna!! Wr're on to yuo! Yuol'l nveer gte aawy wtih tihs!! Nveer I sya!! as you can see.... you're becoming increasingly incoherent.

Author:	shorthair [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:26 am ]
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i just type really fast , and dont look back at my message , its like esecond nature it takes to long to check posts , mabye il go back and edit all my typos but its not looking to god

Author:	McKenzie [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:40 pm ]
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What #16 misses is that when you attack something there are two possible outcomes. 1. Justified attack: get a lot of, "ya, good point", "you said it", "and another thing" 2. Unjustified attack: "What the heck are you talking about?" Your attack doesn't offend people so much as it makes them simply write off everything you say because you really don't have a full understanding yet. It's unfortunate that you didn't have a good experience with Turing. I suggest you learn another language (like C) then you'll be able to compare from a position of knowledge rather than a gut feeling.

Author:	Cervantes [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:40 pm ]
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shorthair wrote: to god man you lost an "o" in both "too" and 'good"! Yes boarder go learn C let's see how far you get

Author:	shorthair [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:51 pm ]
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<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_2_107.gif' border=0></a> Do i have to blow you to peices cervantes <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1035.gif' border=0></a> ( that was fun ) , i feel unwanted becuase of my spelling disability

Author:	Cervantes [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:03 pm ]
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man shorthair you are having too much fun with the smilies...

Author:	jonos [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:04 pm ]
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learn vb, it's easier. shorthair, where do you get those smilies, is it where it links to, cause doesn't that load adware on comps

Author:	Cervantes [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:11 pm ]
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jonos... the point of boarder16 trying to learn C is that he CAN'T. without Turing knowledge learning a complex but good language like C is very very difficult.. maybe its possible in VB, depending on your intelligence. if it loads adware on your comp, get AdAware!

Author:	jonos [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:35 pm ]
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maybe im not paying enough attention, you people have to explain this stuff.

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Cervantes [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:50 pm ]

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Turing is not a language that is used much for commercial products. things like C or C++ are though. Turing is used to teach compsci because Turing is easy to learn... Mckenzie did something like this

Turing

code:

put "hello world"

code:

cout <."hello world".>

(I got that one totally wrong, and same with Java. I got the commands right though Smile

)

Java

code:

System.Print.Out "hello world"

basically Turing is the easiest language to learn. without learning how to solve problems in programing learning something like C is REALLY hard

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Paul [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:54 pm ]

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I thought it was for java

code:

System.out.print ( "Hello world"); <-- need this after a command

code:

System.out.println ( "Hello World");

for a line

Author:	Andy [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:55 pm ]
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for c, isnt it cout<<"hello world\n"?

Author:	Cervantes [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:08 pm ]
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I told you guys I got the syntax wrong but nooo you gotta go nitpicking.. the point is what the heck is cout?! put is a lot more understandable to someone who is starting to learn programing. not only cout but the << and the \n and the ( ) and the ; Cheers

Author:	shorthair [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:18 pm ]
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turing , pascal , python <--- all learning languages , once again start with that it makes other easier becuase you try to relate their difficult syntax to turing code or somthing , i like to port my programs to basic for practise

Author:	Paul [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:43 pm ]
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I don't know about that, if I had started Java before I started turing, I would have thought about programs Java wise, now whenever I made a program in Java, I have to think how I would do it in Turing, and thats a bother.

Author:	Cervantes [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:14 pm ]
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C is a better example then Java. still Java has GOT to be harder to learn than Turing...

Author:	jonos [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:26 pm ]
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c++ is cout << "hello mars" << endl; or cout << "hello mars\n"; c is printf ("akl;sl"); or something like that, i don't know anything about the c one.

Author:	Cervantes [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:33 pm ]
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yeah! there's even a wierd difference between C and C++!! Turing is easy. other's aren't

Author:	jonos [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:55 pm ]
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my question is why are people still posting in this thread, im stopping as of now.

Author:	Andy [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:58 pm ]
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actually printf works in c++ too... u just have to include stdio.h or cstdio when using namespace... the main difference between c and c++ is the fact that c++ has classes... but McKenzie said there are some other minor changes too...

Author:	AsianSensation [ Sun Feb 01, 2004 5:16 pm ]
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damn it people, quit spamming in the submission forum, that's why we have GD and Spam. I'm locking this. a warning also, from now on, I won't be hesitating to delete or lock any topic in the Turing section if I see that there is some kind of spamming going on.

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