Computer Science Canada

Valentines Day

Author:  Martin [ Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:46 pm ]
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My school's letting us submit little love letters/pictures to our school news paper for valentines day, so if anyone can think of some good poems (or find them on the internet) or has any good pictures that I can put in, post here. You might get some bits for it too.

Author:  Martin [ Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:47 pm ]
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Here's the first one:

Whenever I think of you,
I feel like I'm high on glue.
Enjoying that elf for hours (inside joke)
While I take long hot showers
Somebody's stalking you!

That took an entire literature class to compose. It's going in for sure.

Author:  shorthair [ Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:58 pm ]
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http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=2274

MAFIA VALINTINE POEMS , they are so funny , have fun lokin at em

Author:  McKenzie [ Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:12 pm ]
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yep shorthair, you know true love when you see it.

Quote:
Lust is fleeting,
True love lingers.
Be mine always
And you'll keep your fingers


funny stuff

Author:  shorthair [ Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:37 pm ]
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Hey when You think of love , think of an offer you cant refuse Twisted Evil

Author:  Martin [ Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:44 pm ]
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This issue of the 'stang's gonna be sweet...gonna cost me a ton of money though. It'll be worth it I'm sure.

Author:  Corybu [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:45 am ]
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Roses are red,
violets aren't gold...
Why wear a bra,
when theres nothing to hold?

If highschool is anything like it used to be, this one will be well recieved.

Author:  Cervantes [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:11 am ]
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terrible lol

I knew someone would do a roses are red poem Razz

Author:  shorthair [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:21 am ]
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Thats Just Plain Mean , its valentines man , you cant be doin that , ( well the mafia ones were pretty bad aswell ) but where is the love , .....Darkness do you want any serious ones, or just funny ones

Author:  Tony [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:17 pm ]
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hey, I liked the mafia one Laughing well the one that McKenzie pointed out Laughing

Author:  Delta [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:46 pm ]
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Here is my poem Smile

Today is the day
that all nice people say
I love you my sweet
and here have a treat
but when your not nice
and with a roll of the dice
you poison the chocolate
and have sex with you date


ok... ok... I know its prolly suxorz... and its harsh and krewl... and whatnot... but seriously I don't think its too bad saying that I just made it up tho it is sickly evil

Author:  Tony [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:49 pm ]
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heh, it's not that bad... though I dont understand what the dice has to do with the rest of the poem Confused

Author:  shorthair [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:55 pm ]
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its all good , till the last 3 lines , i was like ah ah ah , WOW , poison in chocolate , i have to wonder about what you get up to when your not making death animations.......

Author:  Maverick [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:44 pm ]
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Roses are Red
Rolex is Gold
Now Get on Your Knees Bltch
And do What Your Told. Very Happy

Author:  naoki [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:39 pm ]
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*points to ANGST topic in SPAM*

okay it's a little off but the "girl" does love talking about her troubles Wink

Author:  Andy [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:25 pm ]
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darkness r u submitting the mafia one? if not i'll do it

Author:  Martin [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:27 pm ]
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Sure, you can have the mafia one :p

I'll have lots in there. Plus I'll put something in for compsci.ca Wink

Author:  Andy [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:31 pm ]
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how much is it?

Author:  Martin [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:31 pm ]
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I think it's a dollar a poem, and two bucks for a picture.

Author:  Andy [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:32 pm ]
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lol even if the poem is THAT long?

Author:  Tony [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:52 pm ]
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maffia one is not that long. It's actually a collection of small ones Rolling Eyes

Author:  Andy [ Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:35 pm ]
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lol its the same thing...


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