"shoot yourself, in case of fire"
"kill the whales, for justice"
"drink rum, sleep well"
Fun stuff.
Computer Science Canada Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
| Author: | petree08 [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
So on the User lounge I posted a link to a program i wrote in Turing that generates a random Success kid caption I figured it would be better if i could just embed it but i didn't know action script to well, so i taught myself some actionscript anyway just a warning some of the quotes are a little vulgar. |
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| Author: | SNIPERDUDE [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Awesome! (Headshot... Satan demands it) |
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| Author: | Turing_Gamer [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
It is a lttle intence for my liking. |
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| Author: | petree08 [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
So, i added a bit to it, added a walk animation and there are more quotes to be generated. Still offensive though lol |
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| Author: | SNIPERDUDE [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
The cake is a lie! |
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| Author: | USEC_OFFICER [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
The randomness seems to have increased tenfold. |
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| Author: | Insectoid [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
2 for a buck! Condoms are great! Shoot yourself! Han shot first! *continues watching to find out if anything else awesomely hilarious comes out of it* |
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| Author: | andrew. [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
That is truly amazing! It's definitely funnier than your first one. |
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| Author: | TheGuardian001 [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
I found "Fear the night, Today only" pretty amusing. and sort of ironic. "Do not want, No means No" |
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| Author: | SNIPERDUDE [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Saved in on my computer. Just had to. |
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| Author: | petree08 [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
A great deal of the outcomes seem to go together too well, I mean I never really thought any of them through, i just started typing in things to do and rationalizations for things regardless of what sense it made in what context. There are some that make no sense though. do you guys think it would be worth adding more to it? Oh and I was just wondering what you guys thought of the little walk animation at the start, There was times when I didn't think it looked quite right. It is only a 3 frame cycle but the 8-bit graphics kind of justify that, I just think it still looks a tad off in terms of proportions any thoughts either way on that one would be helpful as I may use this walk cycle for sprites in another project. |
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| Author: | [Gandalf] [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
"shoot yourself, in case of fire" "kill the whales, for justice" "drink rum, sleep well" Fun stuff. |
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| Author: | petree08 [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
"Game over, hope is dead" by far my favorite. |
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| Author: | TheGuardian001 [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
This is waaaay too much fun considering how simple it is. "Falcon punch, your shit is weak." "Deny god of war, Satan demands it." "Grab your genitals, It feels good man." |
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| Author: | Clayton [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
"Fight a bear, me love you long time" "Drink rum, I told you to." |
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| Author: | SNIPERDUDE [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
I actually like the walk animation, it adds that little extra something to it I think. |
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| Author: | USEC_OFFICER [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
The walk animation does seem off, but like Sniperdude said, it adds something. "Release Kraken, your mom's a slut" "Rescue the Princess, bears can smell menstration" (Did I spell that right?) |
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| Author: | SNIPERDUDE [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
menstruation. |
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| Author: | USEC_OFFICER [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Thank you. Plus, shouldn't it be Release the Kraken? Not Release Kraken. |
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| Author: | petree08 [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
No, no it shouldn't |
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| Author: | USEC_OFFICER [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Will you fix it then? |
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| Author: | petree08 [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
No I will not, I release Kraken, not the kraken |
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| Author: | SNIPERDUDE [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
There's multiple Kraken? |
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| Author: | petree08 [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Not that I know of. |
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| Author: | USEC_OFFICER [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
I thought the quote was "RELEASE THE KRAKEN". |
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| Author: | petree08 [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
I wans't quoting |
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| Author: | USEC_OFFICER [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Well, Release Kraken seems odd to me. It's like release dog. Or release bird. Or release hounds. etc. |
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| Author: | petree08 [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Release Nitpicker? |
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| Author: | USEC_OFFICER [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Exactly! It makes no sense at all. (Still hilarious) |
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| Author: | Tasuba [ Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
wow best time waster ever! |
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| Author: | copthesaint [ Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Ok, I havnt seen this yet, but wow, I honestly spent 20 min just staring at it reading them, funny ones I saw were: Eat a bagle, Save the world Rage Quit, we are doomed Try Drugs, Like a boss Learn to read, Keep children safe Hire a hooker, your dad is old Learn to read, Our lord demands it Fight the system, for spartaa Kick your boss, for the good of all View art, you have no choice Shoot your self, Make dad prowd! lol! Save the Princess, die a hero Hail Satan, our lord demands it Invest Money, for sparta Those were the best I saw This would be fun to make
BRUSH TEETH, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE! |
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| Author: | SNIPERDUDE [ Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
copthesaint @ April 8th 2010, 8:49 am wrote: Hail Satan, our lord demands it!
Hmmm, there's something so wrong with this; I just can't put my finger on it... Wait, I've got it! lord should be capitalized at the beginning, right?  |
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| Author: | copthesaint [ Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Sure, If you think thats what's wrong with it Lol...Since I have the day off school today (literacy test for grade 10), I decided I would make one of these too for shits and Giggles. I Give full credit to petree08 for the idea though. Ill probably release it in the next hour or two ;p |
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| Author: | petree08 [ Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
Well the actual idea of the random quote generator is nothing new, there are lots of them on the interwebs so don't give me credit on that. but most of the quotes themselves are things I wrote on my friends fridge. I really just made this because i wanted to muck about with actionscript in order to get more comfortable with it. |
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| Author: | copthesaint [ Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
I know, but to make one just after you -> Anyways its done, and anyone can edit and add there own parts of lines. |
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| Author: | Srlancelot39 [ Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
"grab your genitals he needs more"...lmao this is amazing! good job! |
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| Author: | Srlancelot39 [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) |
"Grab your genitals, she likes it" LMFAO! Edit: oops, didn't realise I was the last person to post :s |
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