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"Eat It" (LOL version of Beat It by Michael Jackson)

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

"I Can't Watch This" (LOL version of U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer)

I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. I can't watch this

My my my my TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks, and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch

I told you homeboy... I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this

Talkin' 'bout sick shows
Tere's America's Funniest Home Videos
I can't believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebody's poor old mom
Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn
Face first on a rake
I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch

Yo, I told you... I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this

Cosby Show and Rosanne
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Judge Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Rainman to like this guy
Thirtysomething is alright
If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
Can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks
Thos Siskel & Ebert bums
Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs

That's word because you know... I can't watch this
I can't watch this
Break it down!

Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me-because-I'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insaaaane!!!

Stop! Prime Time!
I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the real flat hair
That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air
Or those weird talk shows
About Transsexual Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, crude and vile
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial

Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I can't watch this
Look man... I can't watch this
I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
I can't watch this
Pay the bills, station break
Break it down!

Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big-read-the-book-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up!!

Stop! Cable Time!
HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & A
It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away

I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch this
I told you... can't watch this
Too hip, can't watch this
Get me outta here... can't watch this

"Ricky" (LOL version of Micky By Toni Basil)

R: Hey Lucy, I'm home

L: Oh Ricky, you're so fine
L: You're so fine you blow my mind
L: Hey Ricky, hey Ricky

R: Oh Lucy, you're so fine
R: You're so fine you blow my mind
R: Hey Lucy, hey Lucy

L: Oh Ricky, you're so fine
L: You play your bongos all the time
L: Hey Ricky, hey Ricky

R: Oh Lucy, you're so fine
R: How I love tyo hear you whine
R: Hey Lucy

L: Hey Ricky
L: You always play your conga drums, you think you got the right
L: You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night
L: Stop shakin' your maraccas now and just turn out the light Ricky

R: I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always comin' over here
R: 'Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer
R: Why don't you serve your cassarole and make them disappear Lucy

L: Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do
L: You really drive me wild when you sing your babaloo
R: Oh Lucy, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue
R: Well, here's to you Lucy
R: I love you too Lucy, too Lucy, let's babaloo Lucy

L: Hey Ricky
L: You're always playin' at the club, you never let me go
L: I'm beggin' and I'm pleadin' but you always tell me no
L: Oh, please honey please, let me be in your show Ricky, wah

R: You always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too
R: You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through
R: You're such a crazy redhead I just don't know what to do Lucy

L: Oh Ricky
L: What a pity, don't you understand
L: That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned
R: Oh Lucy
R: I'm the latin leader of the band
R: So here's to you Lucy
R: Let's babaloo Lucy, too Lucy
R: Everybody rumba!

R: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Author:	MysticVegeta [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:35 pm ]
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Yes And Every First Letter Capitalized Is For A Purpose. So Post Your Favourite Lyrics, Let Me Start: "I hate you hate hates etc x16 I hate you I hate you hate hates etc x16 I thought that you had always known it I hate you hate hates etc x16 I hate you I hate you hate hates etc x16 that shouldn't be a huge surprise I hate you hate hates etc x16."

Author:	cool dude [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:42 pm ]
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oh ya thats a great song lol. is that all the lyrics for the song? how is the song called i wanna hear it?

Author:	Mazer [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:48 pm ]
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Bruce: [Spoken] Hi, I'm Bruce McCulloch. I'd like to tell you about the Daves I know. [Singing: ] These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know David Hoffman He works in my dad's store He's worked here for 12 years He'll probably work here for more These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know Dave Gort I've known since I was six In grade eight he broke his leg So we got drunk and sick These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know Some of them are Davids [Dave Gort: But most of us are Daves] They all have their own hands But they come from different moms These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know Dave Jadiski Man, this cat can swing He weighs almost 50 pounds And he delivers my paper on time These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know Dave Capisano I hardly know him ... [Bruce stands around, looking vaguely uncomfortable for the rest of the measure] These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know [Next two measures sung by the Daves Bruce knows: ] We are the Daves he knows, he knows We are the Daves he knows We are the Daves he knows, he knows We are the Daves he knows Some of us them are Davids But most of us are Daves We all have our own hands But we come from different moms These are the Daves I know, I know [Daves: We are the Daves he knows, he knows] [All: These are the Daves]

Author:	person [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:44 pm ]
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@Coutsos: What's that song called? @MysticVegeta: No offense, but that's the emoest song lyrics I've ever heard. Photographs Look at this photograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red And what the hell is on Joey's head And this is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we'd ever went without The second floor is hard for sneaking out And this is where I went to school Most of the time had better things to do Criminal record says I broke in twice I must have done it half a dozen times I wonder if It's too late Should i go back and try to graduate Life's better now then it was back then If I was them I wouldn't let me in Oh oh oh Oh god I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye Remember the old arcade Blew every dollar that we ever made The cops hated us hangin' out They say somebody went and burned it down We used to listen to the radio And sing along with every song we know We said someday we'd find out how it feels To sing to more than just the steering wheel Kim's the first girl I kissed I was so nervous that I nearly missed She's had a couple of kids since then I haven't seen her since god knows when Oh oh oh Oh god I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye I miss that town I miss the faces You can't erase You can't replace it I miss it now I can't believe it So hard to stay Too hard to leave it If I could I relive those days I know the one thing that would never change Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye Look at this photograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh Everytime I do it makes me

Author:	Cervantes [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:50 pm ]
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Nice, Coutsos. Bruce Co ckburn - Call it Democracy wrote: Padded with power here they come International loan sharks backed by the guns Of market hungry military profiteers Whose word is a swamp and whose brow is smeared With the blood of the poor Who rob life of its quality Who render rage a necessity By turning countries into labour camps Modern slavers in drag as champions of freedom Sinister cynical instrument Who makes the gun into a sacrament -- The only response to the deification Of tyranny by so-called "developed" nations' Idolatry of ideology North South East West Kill the best and buy the rest It's just spend a buck to make a buck You don't really give a flying fuck About the people in misery IMF dirty MF Takes away everything it can get Always making certain that there's one thing left Keep them on the hook with insupportable debt See the paid-off local bottom feeders Passing themselves off as leaders Kiss the ladies shake hands with the fellows Open for business like a cheap bordello And they call it democracy And they call it democracy And they call it democracy And they call it democracy See the loaded eyes of the children too Trying to make the best of it the way kids do One day you're going to rise from your habitual feast To find yourself staring down the throat of the beast They call the revolution IMF dirty MF Takes away everything it can get Always making certain that there's one thing left Keep them on the hook with insupportable debt

Author:	timmytheturtle [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:51 pm ]
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This is my theme song...well not quite. But it is were I got my name. Timmytheturtle by Nofx Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang for The Grim Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang for The Grim Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle To slow, is how that turtle go Timmy the Turtle He's givin 'em hell Timmy the Turtle He's out of his shell Timmy the Turtle He's givin' 'em hell He's Timmy the Turtle Timmy the Turtle He's givin' 'em hell Timmy the Turtle He's out of his shell Timmy the Turtle He's givin' 'em hell Timmy the Turtle To slow, is how that turtle go

Author:	MysticVegeta [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:26 pm ]
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cool dude wrote: oh ya thats a great song lol. is that all the lyrics for the song? how is the song called i wanna hear it? Its in japanese, its by MUCC and its called "DaiKirai" meaning "I hate you" duh? person wrote: @MysticVegeta: No offense, but that's the emoest song lyrics I've ever heard. Yes its an emo song

Author:	Mazer [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:45 pm ]
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person wrote: @Coutsos: What's that song called? "These are the Daves I know", I believe.

Author:	MysticVegeta [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:29 pm ]
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wow dude you are crazier than me

Author:	Mark_Tran [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:34 pm ]
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Mystic Vegeta, did you actually read my whole post or skim through it? Oh, and please define crazy

Author:	Martin [ Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:09 pm ]
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Of Montreal - Wraith Pinned to the Mist (and Other Games) Let's have bizarre celebrations Let's forget who forget what forget where We'll have bizarre celebrations I'll play the Satyr in Cypris you the bride being stripped bare Let's pretend we don't exist Let's pretend we're in Antartica Let's have bizarre celebrations Lets forget when forget what forget how We'll have bizarre celebrations We'll play Tristan and Izolde but make sure I see white sails Maybe I'll never die I'll just keep growing younger with you And you'll grow younger too now it seems too lovely to be true but I know the best things always do let's pretend we don't exist let's pretend we're in Antartica

Author:	MysticVegeta [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:14 am ]
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Mark_Tran wrote: Mystic Vegeta, did you actually read my whole post or skim through it? Oh, and please define crazy tried to read it but thought it was weirder lyrix than mine, so thats why I said "crazy". not "crazy" in actual sense, dont know why u would thik that

Author:	Boo-chan [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:49 pm ]
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