----------------------------------- petree08 Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:16 am Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- So on the User lounge I posted a link to a program i wrote in Turing that generates a random Success kid caption I figured it would be better if i could just embed it but i didn't know action script to well, so i taught myself some actionscript anyway just a warning some of the quotes are a little vulgar. ----------------------------------- SNIPERDUDE Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:33 am RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Awesome! (Headshot... Satan demands it) ----------------------------------- Turing_Gamer Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:50 am RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- It is a lttle intence for my liking. ----------------------------------- petree08 Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:12 am Re: Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- So, i added a bit to it, added a walk animation and there are more quotes to be generated. Still offensive though lol ----------------------------------- SNIPERDUDE Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:37 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- The cake is a lie! ----------------------------------- USEC_OFFICER Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:27 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- The randomness seems to have increased tenfold. ----------------------------------- Insectoid Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:21 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- 2 for a buck! Condoms are great! Shoot yourself! Han shot first! *continues watching to find out if anything else awesomely hilarious comes out of it* ----------------------------------- andrew. Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:24 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- That is truly amazing! It's definitely funnier than your first one. ----------------------------------- TheGuardian001 Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:29 pm Re: Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- I found "Fear the night, Today only" pretty amusing. and sort of ironic. "Do not want, No means No" ----------------------------------- SNIPERDUDE Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:51 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Saved in on my computer. Just had to. ----------------------------------- petree08 Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:57 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- A great deal of the outcomes seem to go together too well, I mean I never really thought any of them through, i just started typing in things to do and rationalizations for things regardless of what sense it made in what context. There are some that make no sense though. do you guys think it would be worth adding more to it? Oh and I was just wondering what you guys thought of the little walk animation at the start, There was times when I didn't think it looked quite right. It is only a 3 frame cycle but the 8-bit graphics kind of justify that, I just think it still looks a tad off in terms of proportions any thoughts either way on that one would be helpful as I may use this walk cycle for sprites in another project. ----------------------------------- [Gandalf] Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:03 am RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- "shoot yourself, in case of fire" "kill the whales, for justice" "drink rum, sleep well" Fun stuff. :) ----------------------------------- petree08 Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:09 am RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- "Game over, hope is dead" by far my favorite. ----------------------------------- TheGuardian001 Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:19 am Re: Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- This is waaaay too much fun considering how simple it is. "Falcon punch, your shit is weak." "Deny god of war, Satan demands it." "Grab your genitals, It feels good man." ----------------------------------- Clayton Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:06 am RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- "Fight a bear, me love you long time" "Drink rum, I told you to." ----------------------------------- SNIPERDUDE Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:08 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- I actually like the walk animation, it adds that little extra something to it I think. ----------------------------------- USEC_OFFICER Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:42 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- The walk animation does seem off, but like Sniperdude said, it adds something. "Release Kraken, your mom's a slut" "Rescue the Princess, bears can smell menstration" (Did I spell that right?) ----------------------------------- SNIPERDUDE Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:06 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- menstruation. ----------------------------------- USEC_OFFICER Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:26 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Thank you. Plus, shouldn't it be Release the Kraken? Not Release Kraken. ----------------------------------- petree08 Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:10 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- No, no it shouldn't ----------------------------------- USEC_OFFICER Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:19 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Will you fix it then? ----------------------------------- petree08 Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:20 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- No I will not, I release Kraken, not the kraken ----------------------------------- SNIPERDUDE Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:27 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- There's multiple Kraken? ----------------------------------- petree08 Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:12 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Not that I know of. ----------------------------------- USEC_OFFICER Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:12 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- I thought the quote was "RELEASE THE KRAKEN". ----------------------------------- petree08 Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:17 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- I wans't quoting ----------------------------------- USEC_OFFICER Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:40 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Well, Release Kraken seems odd to me. It's like release dog. Or release bird. Or release hounds. etc. ----------------------------------- petree08 Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:59 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Release Nitpicker? ----------------------------------- USEC_OFFICER Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:12 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Exactly! It makes no sense at all. (Still hilarious) ----------------------------------- Tasuba Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:28 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- wow best time waster ever! ----------------------------------- copthesaint Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:49 am RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Ok, I havnt seen this yet, but wow, I honestly spent 20 min just staring at it reading them, funny ones I saw were: Eat a bagle, Save the world Rage Quit, we are doomed Try Drugs, Like a boss Learn to read, Keep children safe Hire a hooker, your dad is old Learn to read, Our lord demands it Fight the system, for spartaa Kick your boss, for the good of all View art, you have no choice Shoot your self, Make dad prowd! lol! Save the Princess, die a hero Hail Satan, our lord demands it Invest Money, for sparta Those were the best I saw This would be fun to make :) BRUSH TEETH, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE! ----------------------------------- SNIPERDUDE Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:40 am Re: RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Hail Satan, our lord demands it! Hmmm, there's something so wrong with this; I just can't put my finger on it... Wait, I've got it! lord should be capitalized at the beginning, right? :P ----------------------------------- copthesaint Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:29 am RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Sure, If you think thats what's wrong with it Lol...Since I have the day off school today (literacy test for grade 10), I decided I would make one of these too for shits and Giggles. I Give full credit to petree08 for the idea though. Ill probably release it in the next hour or two ;p ----------------------------------- petree08 Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:26 am RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- Well the actual idea of the random quote generator is nothing new, there are lots of them on the interwebs so don't give me credit on that. but most of the quotes themselves are things I wrote on my friends fridge. I really just made this because i wanted to muck about with actionscript in order to get more comfortable with it. ----------------------------------- copthesaint Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:14 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- I know, but to make one just after you -> Anyways its done, and anyone can edit and add there own parts of lines. ----------------------------------- Srlancelot39 Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:42 pm RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- "grab your genitals he needs more"...lmao this is amazing! good job! ----------------------------------- Srlancelot39 Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:42 am RE:Random Quote Generator (may be offensive to some) ----------------------------------- "Grab your genitals, she likes it" LMFAO! Edit: oops, didn't realise I was the last person to post :s