Kick ass pickup lines.

[Notoroge]

Pah-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze...
I'm hotter than the passion I ignite in a woman's heart yet cooler than the ice-cube I roll down her hot, sweaty, body all the way down to her extatic, pounding, loins.
Ladies call me 'Mr. Intel'. Because I can hit the spot with computational precision.
Update: Hey! Why don't you change my rank to 'Mr. Intel'!? C'mon, I know you want to!

[Tony]

Cornflake wrote:

don't tell me your not jealous...

I am

Spending the night at your girlfriend's parent's house? Oh yeah!

Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival).

It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around

[Paul]

I think its cause she's chinese, and I know the parents of chinese girls... they're , anywho, its tough dating a chinese girl. My parents are good in the way that they trust me although I think its cause I've been through the slapping around as a child.

[md]

Notoroge wrote:

Pah-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze...
I'm hotter than the passion I ignite in a woman's heart yet cooler than the ice-cube I roll down her hot, sweaty, body all the way down to her extatic, pounding, loins.
Ladies call me 'Mr. Intel'. Because I can hit the spot with computational precision.
Update: Hey! Why don't you change my rank to 'Mr. Intel'!? C'mon, I know you want to!

I believe that statement is a good indication that you are not nearly as you suggest. Those who claim as you do are generally nothing of the sort. Besides, there is a lot more to it then just being good in bed (although it does help). But in any case I care not as I obviously have nothing to prove

Oh... and there is more then one spot... and ice... not very original

Back on the topic of pickup lines... the best one I've heard, and jokingly used goes something like this:
1. find a screw (like a wood screw)
2. "hey baby wanna screw?"
3. depending on the result and your inclination either hand over the screw and walk away (good for when they like you), or leave with the girl...

[Notoroge]

You know I'm just messing with you. Joking around. Poking fun. All that non-sense. But that doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. Either way, good for you. Relationships and what-not. I'm not the kind to keep relationships. I never date anyone from school or from places that I commute regularly.

But then again you won't believe me if I keep going, so I'll stop that now.

[jamonathin]

Tony wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

don't tell me your not jealous...

I am

Spending the night at your girlfriend's parent's house? Oh yeah!

Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival).

It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around

That sucks. Since september I've been living 50% of my time at my girfriends house, in the same room. And I know I will be for another year or so. But I'd understand ur gf's parents. My daughter'd be chained to her bed at night. I don't trust them horny teens of today.

[Mazer]

jamonathin wrote:

Tony wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

don't tell me your not jealous...

I am

Spending the night at your girlfriend's parent's house? Oh yeah!

Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival).

It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around

That sucks. Since september I've been living 50% of my time at my girfriends house, in the same room. And I know I will be for another year or so. But I'd understand ur gf's parents. My daughter'd be chained to her bed at night. I don't trust them horny teens of today.

Does anybody else think that sounded worse than it was supposed to?

[Tony]

jamonathin wrote:

My daughter'd be chained to her bed at night. I don't trust them horny teens of today.

Is that based on the observation of self?

[brenn]

Tony wrote:

Spending the night at your girlfriend's parent's house? Oh yeah!

Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival).

It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around

;o When did you try to get into my house?!

[Delos]

Aye!

And Tony, let's not forget the bloody pitch-fork! Which very well may be bloody for all we know...
You know, I haven't seen Chopstick Girl around lately, and wasn't it she who had on several occaisions threatened to inflict transcorporeal damage upon you via her voodoo doll of yourself?
Did you finally snap Tony?! Did ya'!

[Paul]

Hehe... yep, only to us "horny teens of today" I suppose.

[Tony]

brenn wrote:

;o When did you try to get into my house?!

That night when you asked me to come over and they were all like "she's in her room" *slap the door in my face*

I knew I should have hidden my pitchfork, but it doesn't fit into my backpack yet. I'm working on a new foldable design..

[Paul]

Eh, getting to know your gf's parents is an important thing. If you want to be comfortable around her house that is, without having to watch your every move. After being with my gf for more than a year, I've achieved a comfortable relationship with her parents, that is, they like playing euchre with me . Anywho, I can say that I'm *nearly* as comfortable in her house as I am in mine (which is better than one would think).

[Tony]

Paul wrote:

Eh, getting to know your gf's parents is an important thing. If you want to be comfortable around her house that is

Well getting into her house in the first place is an accomplishment of it's own.

Strange.. they were alright at first, just asked a lot of questions and gave me weird looks. It went downhill from there..

Maybe they just don't want their daugher to be with a smart (UofW Engineering) and financially successful (at the time of my co-op job placement ) guy..

jamonathin -- what do you think?

[Boo-chan]

Tony wrote:

Bren's parent's don't let me into their house! nor into Bren's residence when they visit (every single weekend -- I set my watch by the news of their arrival).

It must have something to do with me having horns growing out of my head... and that tail swinging around

I never seem to have a problem getting into my girlfriend's house, but that might be due to the fact that a) I am a cute little hamster with wings and b) for some reason parents always like me, I guess it must be my suave personality.