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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:23 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Tony wrote:
Notoroge -- stay away from my teddy bear! Confused I mean my girlfriend...
You'd better pray I don't get into Waterloo. Girls stick to me like flies on a trash can. Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:19 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Good analogy, Notoroge!
Mazer




PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:50 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

TheZsterBunny wrote:
"Hey babe, do you work at subway? 'Coz you just gave me a footlong."

Pwned, IMO.

I don't have a line, I just use my patented dance move at the clubs. Thusly:
1. Position your legs such that they are shoulder_width * 1.5 units apart, right leg bent slightly more so than the left in order to be leaning on your right leg enough to draw a wobbly-straight line from your right shoulder to right foot.
2. Move your left hand to your hip as though it is grasping a saya ready to draw the katana out and kill people (bonus points for actually having the katana with you).
3. With your right hand take out your cell phone (preferabbly a flip phone) and hold it up to your ear as though you were in a conversation, but don't actually talk.
4. Begin pelvic thrusts.

It should work, in theory. Apparently a modified version of this was met with some success, but i couldn't fully trust the source on that occassion.
md




PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:15 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

coutsos... wow...


and although it is an old quote:
Delos wrote:
Hey, 42!

That will at least weed out those without a sense of humour...sadly that would probably also weed out the better looking of the crowd...ah well...give a bit take a bit...

See my girlfriend is both hot... and would understand that... so obviously it doesn't weed out all of the better looking crowd.
lol; I actually have a picture of myself and my girlfriend standing infront of a giant 42 at point peelee (it's teh 42nd parallel) Very Happy
the_short1




PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:16 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Coutsos wrote:
TheZsterBunny wrote:
"Hey babe, do you work at subway? 'Coz you just gave me a footlong."

Pwned, IMO.

I don't have a line, I just use my patented dance move at the clubs. Thusly:
1. Position your legs such that they are shoulder_width * 1.5 units apart, right leg bent slightly more so than the left in order to be leaning on your right leg enough to draw a wobbly-straight line from your right shoulder to right foot.
2. Move your left hand to your hip as though it is grasping a saya ready to draw the katana out and kill people (bonus points for actually having the katana with you).
3. With your right hand take out your cell phone (preferabbly a flip phone) and hold it up to your ear as though you were in a conversation, but don't actually talk.
4. Begin pelvic thrusts.

It should work, in theory. Apparently a modified version of this was met with some success, but i couldn't fully trust the source on that occassion.



that was scary.. .i never wana read that a gain.. lol. .
Delos




PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:33 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Cornflake wrote:
coutsos... wow...


and although it is an old quote:
Delos wrote:
Hey, 42!

That will at least weed out those without a sense of humour...sadly that would probably also weed out the better looking of the crowd...ah well...give a bit take a bit...

See my girlfriend is both hot... and would understand that... so obviously it doesn't weed out all of the better looking crowd.
lol; I actually have a picture of myself and my girlfriend standing infront of a giant 42 at point peelee (it's teh 42nd parallel) Very Happy


Wow! I made that post so long ago...
I want to see that pic now. Very Happy
Notoroge




PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:55 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Hahaha, someone just sent me this song and I thought it was so appropriate. Laughing

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Kev's Courtin' Song

Verse 1
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:


Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'


Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off:


Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can fuck off then'


Verse 3
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well


Chorus
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'
md




PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:13 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Delos wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
coutsos... wow...


and although it is an old quote:
Delos wrote:
Hey, 42!

That will at least weed out those without a sense of humour...sadly that would probably also weed out the better looking of the crowd...ah well...give a bit take a bit...

See my girlfriend is both hot... and would understand that... so obviously it doesn't weed out all of the better looking crowd.
lol; I actually have a picture of myself and my girlfriend standing infront of a giant 42 at point peelee (it's teh 42nd parallel) Very Happy


Wow! I made that post so long ago...
I want to see that pic now. Very Happy


Well I'd post it... but that would require a scanner to scan it in. Perhaps later...

And the scary part is that my pick up line (well kinda...) was "hey, wanna watch some sci-fi with me?"
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Tony




PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:17 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Cornflake wrote:
Well I'd post it... but that would require a scanner to scan it in. Perhaps later...

There's a scanner in the Helix lab -- basement of RCH.

You just have to drive yourself to Waterloo Laughing
md




PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:00 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Or I could just wait until I can use the scanner downstairs... if only my dad's computer didn't have a password...

In the mean time here is a picture of the picture (taken with my crappy webcam)
Posted Image, might have been reduced in size. Click Image to view fullscreen.

Yes we are both wearing red... it was entirely accidental... I swear!
Delos




PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:06 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

You know Cornflake, paired dressing is quite a fad in Japan...a sign of a newly married/dating couple, or the like...Very Happy.
But of course this was a coincidence. Of course.
brenn




PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:48 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Delos wrote:
You know Cornflake, paired dressing is quite a fad in Japan...a sign of a newly married/dating couple, or the like...Very Happy.
But of course this was a coincidence. Of course.


xD That also depends on if the photograph was taken after they started dating, or prior to.
md




PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:46 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

After; a month and a half after. And it was entirly coincidental. I was visiting her for the weekend; and it was my second last day... thus two shirts left; I chose the red one, and given that I only had one pair of jeans there wasn't much choice there. Now as for her... she got up earlier then me and was downstairs before me (and as it was her house no sleeping together Sad), so there is no way I knew what she was wearing or she knew what I was wearing. It did however lead to much teasing by her parents, and some strange looks by people who saw us.

And now... at soon to be 3 months (huzzah!) methinks I'm going to bring enough shirts when I next visit so that it won't happen again. Oh the joys of living so far away... Sad ahh well... soon, very soon
Notoroge




PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:54 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Awwww, Cornflake and his nerdy girlfriend! Eeesu Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! Posted Image, might have been reduced in size. Click Image to view fullscreen.
md




PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:08 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

don't tell me your not jealous... you know that you wish you could be as successful as me Wink
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