Kick ass pickup lines.

TheZsterBunny · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2004 10:09 am

The classic from the original NOLF:

European Spy: are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
Archer: More than you can afford.

-Z

Martin · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:12 pm

Paul Bian, I have a feeling that you have some sexual frustrations.

Don't worry Tony, there will be lots of girls, I promise.

Delos · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:51 pm

Paul, why the hell is Sasuke a South Park character? And he's got his shirt on the wrong way dammit!

Paul · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:17 pm

Yep... Sasuke... SP style Confused

as for why... you'll have to refer to Darkness' "is there randomness" thread...

Mazer · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:38 pm

What? The bananas?

Paul · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:15 pm

Yes, south park producers attracted Sasuke from Naruto with Bananas playing upon his inherent need for potassium... or it could just be the randomness Shocked

the_short1 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:04 pm

well.... paul... HAHA! some mite just find it corny enuf or stupid enuf and go with taht cuz it mnade them laugh... and girls like it when u make them laugh.... (well the beauty was a sin one that one wont get u slaped... thats more of a compliment..)

anyways.... thats why u dont say that to a chick that is slap ready Razz

heres a come more i just rememered

is that a ladder in ur stockings... or the stairway to heaven
u must have a keg in those jeans cuz i wana TAP that ass

my friend lyle acually did that to a girl and didnlt get slaped.... instead he got to slap her ass.... Very Happy

o yea...

do u beleive in love at first site? or should i walk by again...

templest · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:13 pm

If the ladies concider you attractive enough, you can always make use of the all time classic:

"Wanna fcuk?"

(Women are hornier than you think).

Paul · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:52 pm

templest wrote:

(Women are hornier than you think).

From my experience... quite true, especially when they're tired Razz

... plus, I would think a slap on the ass would work better than any of those pick up lines Laughing

Martin · **Posted:** Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:45 am

Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them!

Hey baby, your daddy must have been a plumber, 'cause you're the shit!

And the classy...

You've stolen my heart, but that's okay, I've got a few more in the freezer at home.

the_short1 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:08 pm

yea the mirror one is good.... forgot about that one..

heres some more..

Someoen call the cops, cuz this girl just stole my heart

wana play army? ill lie down and u can blow the hell outa me

girl u must be a SARGEANT cuz ur making my privates stand in attention
(except u can get shot down bad: but they're still a MAJOR disapointment)
lol

o.... u must be from jamaica cuz ja makign me horny

TheZsterBunny · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:03 pm

Well, its been almost a year since this topic was active.

I have scoured the globe for the best pickup line yet, and here it is:

"Hey babe, do you work at subway? 'Coz you just gave me a footlong."

-Z

Notoroge · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:35 pm

I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

brenn · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:47 pm

Notoroge wrote:

I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

OMG so cute.

xD

Tony · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:57 pm

brenn wrote:

Notoroge wrote:

I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

OMG so cute.
xD

Notoroge -- stay away from my teddy bear! Confused

I mean my girlfriend...

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