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Martin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:36 pm

China executes Olympians

The end result of what Chinese officials are calling a 'vast misunderstanding' was the imprisonment and execution of all athletes not representing China in the current olympic games.

"It was all a problem with the translations," said Chinese olympic spokesman Wang Chung. "When they said 'Go!' we interpreted it as 'Launch the nukes, and frag teh j00s!!1!'"

1200 olympians were imprisoned. When the crowds protested, government tanks were called in and ordered to fire at will, as was necessary to hold back the masses.

By default, China won every medal in the olympics games, with the exception of the swimming events, which Germany took by default.

Reporting for compsci.ca live from Beijing, China, is Darkness

AsianSensation · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:04 pm

Darkness wrote:

Reporting for compsci.ca live from Bejing, China, is Darkness

Other then Peking being spelt Beijing, all were 100% facts.

Martin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:38 pm

I have no idea what you're talking about Wink

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