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jonos




PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:13 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Nevermind that last post please,
I found the term with relative ease,
In my computer dictionary that I hadn't consulted,
But that doesn't mean I'm sorry to the person I insulted.
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jonos




PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:23 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Your lack of rap and excess of spam,
In my whiteness I will flame these actions of scam,
In ways which will cause the unworthy to cower,
I will spam Dauntless' threads until he acknowledges my power.

No one seems to want to rap in this domain,
Even papatya, the godess of spam and "teh hotness" isn't roaming,
I am "teh Lazy Lewis" of this thread,
Your lack of actions is a sign of your dread.
Dauntless




PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:25 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

I'm the king of spam, there aint none higher
Sucker MC's should call me sire
To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
I won't stop spammin' till I retire

While your post counts are heading for 1k
Down here at 52 posts I'm having a partay
While your posts are so soporifical
I'm sitting here talking political

While your posts make you look more physical
The number of spam posts I've made is intangible
You dilute your percentage with real compsci info
While I move towards 99% spam ratio

Chin check that bit of info
What do you think about that dilly-o?

:p
jonos




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:29 am   Post subject: (No subject)

How do you get your spam to post ratio?

Edit: I think I better post some rap.

My post count is sleep inducing,
So my future actions may be post reducing,
Sire, your spam is wrought with shit,
Like courting papatya - that is unintelligent writ.

Your words made me go seek a dictionary,
Stop using big words, you're pissing on cherries,
In my rebirth I will return and have your title refuted,
As a force of the spam, "teh hawtness" has concluded.
Guest




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:56 am   Post subject: Freestyle

yall need to back down, is ryu's turn in
no ones a gangsta, yall be virgins
sittin in comp class thinkin up rhymes
while im readin ya sh*t im wastin mah time
im fresh out the hood, right off the streets
learn to rhyme, ya f*ckin computa geeks
i be bringin the tension inta this session
yall need a lession, u got da comprehension?
you so called rappas think ya off da hook
sum where in heres desmond, cause i got you shook
yo jonos u need ta pick up sum new peers
u can rap, so why you hangin wit qu*ers?
im outta here fo i start up a scrap
few words of advice, STOP DISCRASIN RAP!
Jono




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:57 am   Post subject: (No subject)

The names Jono with the o hoe //
Suck a dick bitch just cause I said so //

Ur a freak yo, your talking smack //
No one loves you so go away and give it a whack //

I know your here cause ur confused //
But ur just like a condom and just get used //

my style is like lightning flashes //
cuz after its strikes you guys are reduce to a pile of ashes //

Im out yo peace ima hit a clit //
You know it smells in here cause im the shit //
Flashkicks




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:14 am   Post subject: (No subject)

UH....UH. Yeah.. Bring da bass back.. Look .... LOOK..
Flashkicks comes out like a bat outta hell and is here with a story to tell 'bout this guy in a cell but oh well- you wouldnt care, I can tell and its not fair how you stare at the truth like a glare. Not knowing how you kill but the pain is still there. Take a line fresh from your mind make it rhyme, sounds fine MAN we do this ALL the time-Look at mine. Can you not see the shine? Hold up- It'll catch you, do you hear that sound? My words flying around in your head and about to bring you down to the ground dead is what I said. This rapbattle was unique but don't be a creep aiming to make others that are weak weep, take a week and devise something sleek to keep the master spammers coming in for a peek... Peace. Im out.. *[slight whistle-tune with DrumBass] fading out*
Delta




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:20 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Man that was sick!
Not in a good way its pathetic like your d***
those rhymes are so sad
they are like tony hawk pro sk8r that game is just bad.
I can't believe you guys sitting on your asses
talking shit bout computer nerds pushin up their glasses.
thats ok tho I'm here for y'all
tho I can't rap I'll make up for your fall
the horrible spelling
is far from compelling
I know I'm not in no spelling bees
but thats just because I'm not on both my knees
like some of you drunks
talking about some guy's mom like a punk
sure we all do it sometimes
we all make fun of others rhymes
here I'll let you think
sit there dream of clouds coloured pink
smoke it up or toke it up
eitherway way I'll shut you up
because I'm gonna sit here and waste hours of my day
to try to make up stupid rhymes that make ppl sound gay
ok I'm out
don't pout
I'll be back when you all give me a shout
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Flashkicks




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:40 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Hola Hola!!
Delta




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:58 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Hola Hola Holy shite!
you can tell that flashkicks is white
stumbling on his words is all he does
all he prolly hears is trailer trash fuzz
thats ok I'm white too
but I can rap a rhyme better than you
ya ya ya your prolly thinkin
wait that'd be a first since you stopped drinkin
its ok I know you never drink
just like you and your brain you both never think
I'm just kidding with all this stuff
I hope my lil rhymes aren't too tough
till next time bud
Maverick




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:09 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

You can tell hes white with this quote

Quote:
The world is like a mirror; if you smile, the world will smile back.
Dauntless




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:09 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Whoa, whoa damn
it's like a frickin' rap explosion
And here I thought my threads
were suffering from neglect erosion

But keep it pure kids
I don't care if you came from "da streets"
Remember this thread is here to diss and defeat
Not to give compsci a frickin ghetto rap treat

And please guys, please guys
try to spell right
cuz it just pisses me off when you've got your rhymes tight
but then you stumble over a simple word that's like "your"
and damn
the way you newbies rap is disgraceful
rhyming cheap 2 second lines is just not even tasteful.
jonos




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:24 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

I'd have to agree with Dauntless,
Is it possible any of you could have thought less?
I'm flattered by the account named after me,
It's just that you've used it to create a travesty.

The spelling you people use is despicable,
But realizing who you are, I realize it is typical,
You people have to rap and revel in your whiteness,
Fake blackness is disgraceful when used as you used this.

You're interpretation of the art of rapping,
Is in line with that of your fake women tapping,
Whether I am a virgin or a "thugged out pimp",
I'll always be "teh hawtness" and owning you wimps.

Your odd dialect, your using of "da",
Undermines the intelligence of your cretanic "masta",
You are obviously wrong in many ways,
The following is just a sample of the untruths in your sad wordplay.

You said that we sit in our computer classes,
Making up raps, and purposely acting like asses,
In computer class we think and program,
We are so smart we could operate Fortran.

You also said that I was able to rap,
This is untrue, in my whiteness I'm crap,
Peers like my home boys Dauntless and AZN,
Make me proud to rap as a "mother fucking" caucasian.

How do I get my spam to post ratio?
Paul




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:36 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

word...
Laughing
Dauntless




PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:40 pm   Post subject: (No subject)

Check it
Spam to post is found by getting # total posts
Subtract the posts count that's under your name
Divide by total and you'll see that you're toast
Dauntless is the one who be spamming the most.
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