"Rap" Battle

[Dauntless]

888 posts is pocket change
Check my spam ratio to be impressed
Its disgusting how little code i contribute
No wonder I fail all my tests...

[jonos]

i yearn to be like you,
i want to be known as the spam guru,
programming comes to me in stages,
i rarely post there, i haven't in ages.

[Dauntless]

Call me a homophobe but when
I see the word yearn coming from men
The archetype chills me to the bone
I wish gay men would leave me alone....


heheheh.

[jonos]

never did i mention homesexuality in that rap
never did i get homoerotic in reciting that crap
call me a homophobe but it takes one to spot one
but thankfully im not gay so dauntless can stop his little fun.

[Dauntless]

Honestly, this state of affairs is disgusting
All the compsci boys groveling
Over two girls that they don't have a chance with
But somehow they can't stop thinking "what if"
Jebus, guys, its really pathetic
Don't make me hit you with a diuretic
It's just a girl, stop drooling
It's ridiculous how your slobber is pooling

[Maverick]

I got my pistol point cocked, ridelin shot
non stop until i see your monkey ass drop
and now u bitches know who done it, your fucking with tha wrong gangsta.

[jonos]

Dauntless, your 6th line should have been:
"Don't make me feed you a diuretic"
Because hitting someone with something that increases one's flow of urine probably won't give the same effect as feeding them one, but you are forgiven.

This state of affairs may be disgusting,
But the girls accept our innocent lusting,
They spur it on, they are bit whores,
And my hormones are secreting from my pores.

You should take part in the action,
Of conforming to the insanities of this faction,
We're just doing it to make Maverick feel accepted,
And because female programmers are hot when we're rejected.

[Dauntless]

Dammit jonos you're so ignorant
Using encarta just like I did
I was well aware of the definition when i said it
And I said it the way I intended
Hit is just a figure of speech, you dyke
Just like when you say you'll hit the pipe...

[jonos]

What the hell is up with that,
Your mistaken in my supposed having of a WHAT,
How can I be a dyke if I am a male,
Your use of the wrong words is making you fail.

Encarta sucks Britannica kicks ass,
Your use of Britannica ensures a pass,
Your intelligence is equal to that of a bass,
If you don't smarten up you'll end up last.

[Dauntless]

Get your head on up out of the ground
There's other ways to use one word
If I called you a homo and you weren't
I guess it'd be a big self-burn?

Basically you still looked it up
It's also rude to interrupt
I had no idea you were rapping at all
I thought you thought you were in the thread "Keep talking and don't shut up"

[jonos]

Your thoughts on rap are straight from the book,
The book that when published immediately got the hook,
I guess you're not acquainted with a rapper named Dre,
Well, either am I but my raps mirror what his say.

[Maverick]

straight outta compston the loose cannon
smoke big green call it bruce banner

[jonos]

Actually it's "Straight outta compton", but your rap made me laugh anyways so you are forgiven for your over-sight.

[Maverick]

pfft i pressed the wrong button.I do know how its spelled.

[jonos]

Maverick,
Your intelligence is waning, you should be playing pictionary,
Your lack of thought is like the lack of the term vivisection is most dictionaries.