"Rap" Battle

[jonos]

watch out maverick
while i bite of your dick
that canary will fly
you're as immobile as public transit

you're now castrated
your phallus is cast-treated
never again will you masturbate
or eat the cum from your mother's face

bitch

[Dauntless]

Hey, if you don't wanna rap more intelligently, don't....You know I hate spammers who even spam spam.

[jonos]

fine fine:

this regime likens to nazism
their logic likens to "square prisms"
their society is totalitarian
their law abiders are barbarian
the enforcement under their hitler is crude
then they tell me i speak the untruth
and change their privacy policy
they lack any common decency
my mother has just called me recently
to act on a democratic regency
but im stuck here, in concentration
its the holocaust of the jonos, you see the relation?
i take all the crap and spit it back
or i try, because no one's behind my wolf pack,
i lie on the floor as there is the lack of election
the hypocrites blame it on the democratic reconstruction,
but the preachers all stand and say,
"DIE YOU BASTARDS FOR THE FATHER STATE"
the brainwashing is everywhere
it tells you to do your share
and kill the infidels there
and eat the pork's rear.
my ideas are extra-terrestrial
to the mobs of stupid people,
that hang with the governing steaples
that speak out against us regionals.

[Dauntless]

Your unhealthy fixation with the capitalist regime
Stems from unconscious thoughts, it seems
Maybe you have Iraqi blood in you?
Maybe you've done an Iraqi or two?
Either way, your rap is one-sided

The way you cling on is perverse
You should move onto something more diverse
Considering this rap battle is to flame
It just seems that you're in the wrong rap game
It's worse when you Encarta, just to rhyme
You use words you don't know, every time

Man your political agenda is blatant
Your speakerphone is loud and clear
Like every thread in spam has
Propaganda Minister Jonos' tears
You just don't stop crying about Iraq
Your denouncement is like a bible beater's attack
Except it's not religious, no
your motivation is unknown

I think your principles are unclear too
Cuz just the other day
You showed us an article of a journalist, who
Supported George W. Bush

And my thought was that you hated him
That war-mongering American pig
Hell, you'd make a better president
Just like it says in your sig.

[jonos]

what did it say in my signature?
an obscure slogan of my being immature,
you focus on only one issue
when really my rap was full of other's misuse

i don't use encarta for my words bitch,
i use britannica to make my sentences rich,
ive never killed a person in my life
but an exception can be made in time,

you seem to be mistaken
you say my iraq propaganda is a denouncement
when really it is a support for
the continued coalition entrenchment

you missed the previous flames
because you were looking for only one thing
one issue which you could bash me with
because you won't give up the thought of me being a bush bitch

my signature did not mention
what region of the world i would seek my election
could it not have been for russia?
but you're intent on bashing america

its funny that you mention war-mongering
because i guess that means defending democracy
you seem to forget that capitalism is one of the reasons
why the west's wealth far surpasses that of hte middle east's [excluding israel from the middle east of course, they are more westernized]

i know i'd make a better candidate
in the race for the next president
id assassinate kim jong-il
and all the hamas leaders would be killed
i'd prevent socialist countries from leaning on american capitalism,
for they forget who saved their asses when they couldn't learn there lessons,
id make them pay for not coming to the aid of past colonies,
through lack of trade, we don't need their social policies,
i never said that i hated bush
i even went against a fellow conservative (maverick)
who said that he hated bush
while i supported his pig-ass and response to the greater good.

the only thing unclear is what you see
your flames fall short, they are all falacies

[Dauntless]

Word reuse is cheap and queerical
When you try to rap and be lyrical
Mass producing political rap is not the point of this thread
Try to get that concept in your head

In your rush you forgot to rhyme
It's a crime.

[jonos]

there are different forms of rapping sentences
your not seeing them are simple pretences
you probably didn't even think when you read
your likening it to crime, your supposed genius is getting to your head

this is mass produced
but its good,im sorry your confused
but the rush im in is self-imposed
i have to hurry to see krystal steal take of her clothes

[Dauntless]

Look back Jonos, and look me in the eye
when you tell me that there's rhyme between life and time
Ain't no homonymity between flames, thing, with, and *itch..
Matching mongering, democracy and reasons is a miss
And your second to last stanza is a mess.

Please don't say "your" and mean "you are"
It's a darling pet peeve of mine
I hope you know that I was joking and
that I wasn't trying when I said crime
I'd hafta say it was too much to ask
to make a longer sentence that still rhymed.

[jonos]

My longer sentences have rhymes which you seem not able to find,
My mis-spelled words are upsetting your perfectionist and ignorant state of mind,
You complain of my past raps not making sense and having inconsistencies,
But your new insults are based on my spelling, meaning im advancing while you sink in trajedy.

Words don't have to rhyme in the way your insanities proclaim them to have to,
I took a course in poetry and I know that I am right and I speak the immortal truth,
I just forget what it is called that allows words to rhyme that have the same vowel sounds,
But that doesn't justify your thoughts on my true rhyming being wrong and without clout.

You're complaining of my spelling as said before is sure sign,
That I am advancing in making my raps better and more realigned,
With those of "your majesty's" and of the common good and glory,
Of this thread that lacks others and and makes complete this story.

[Dauntless]

Spare me the details about your qualifications
I'm in a writer's craft course so forget intimidation
I think you're trying to incorporate a little alliteration
Unfortunately your allusions will prompt no elation

While you're self-promoting and indulging in your self-love
You're still up to your same old bad habits
Come on dude, your literary references are not astounding
Point out your rhymes and I'll forgive your deficits.

[Maverick]

Writers craft? Can you say bird course???

[jonos]

maverick please clarify,
your spam doesn't make sense,
your sentences are devoid of rhyme
so explain and save me from pretence

im getting bored,
with always owning dauntless
why don't you participate
so i can pwn him a lot less

[Dauntless]

Your lies are common and incessant
You'd help yourself if you were a bit more pissant
Then you could check the score and you'd see
The person who is winning the rap battle is me.

[jonos]

You'd be winning if this was a game of golf,
My highly clever wordplay out paces your jaunts,
You should take a look at the points you've recieved,
Then you would see that it was not what you percieved.

[Paul]

ppl from coast to coast,
i've reached 888 posts,
but if you count the ones in spam
I'd have a 1400+ slam...