"Rap" Battle

jonos · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:42 pm

im not rejected
nor am i bad
my raps are respected
all the way to islamabad
you have a lack of thought
and a lack of knowledge
you have been caught
now return to college
go and study phys-ed
like a postal worker
and ill be getting head
while i restage your murder
you aren't respected
you have to re-iterate
you've been rejected
too scared to consumate
frickin dauntless shit
this isn't a joke
stop trying to reminisce
of a time when you weren't a bloke
obviously you rhymes are compiled
with solemnity over quality
you should be banned, not reconciled
the laws are broken, there is no sanctity

i have real horrowshow groodies, uhh.

jonos · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2004 12:42 am

i know ive drained you
as far as i can... tell
you know ive met you
i made you resell

i know ive made you
its been that way... now
you know i told you
that you can't hold smell

wild, wild forces
couldn't frag me away
wild, wild forces
we'll snide them some day

-sung to wild horse by the rolling stones, im in a mellow and depressed mood right now, humph

jonos · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2004 1:33 am

hangin out on compsci at 1:30
on maverick and wtd are online
that doesn't mean that what im doing's dirty
it just means that my life is benign

Maverick · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2004 1:35 am

jonos im fu*king tired
stop messaging me
you wont STFU
now go masturbate in a tree

^ old news story, guys alibi was that he was masturbating in a tree.

jonos · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:38 am

yo maverick, cut the crap
your bad words are insulting
you shouldn't use them in your raps
it makes you appear revolting
ill spam you through pm's
there is no blocking option
if you don't reply, ill resend
you better tread with cautian
you think your tired
but its me who is
you are not wired
like i am from lack of sleep and lack of shiz

naoki · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2004 4:32 pm

jesus kiddies leave this topic alone
your stupid, rhyming blithering
makes me want to break all your bones
these rhymes show your smarts are withering

dammit jonos you're treating this topic
like every other cept you rhyme
i hate you like "hello" hates andy roddick
do something cool to take up your time

jonos · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:08 pm

edited, i felt bad in my own cleverness

Maverick · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:15 pm

jonos get on your knees
you floorcleaning applepie
you love gettin mud in the face
always beggin for more

your always messaging me
that canary wont fly
STFU n00b
You like it good friend, dont lie

w0rd.

EDIT: that's a lot of profanity. this is a little better

jonos · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:02 pm

editted, i felt bad

jonos · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2004 11:48 pm

maverick
you've got to settle down
when someone does something you don't like
you don't have to cry and frown
i know i act immaturely
so that is my excuse
but at least i don't go and cry to
an admin when im abused
you lack of being able to
distinguish joke from threat
is making you seem stupid
so please control your pms

s3nt3nc3

Dauntless · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:08 am

And so Naoki comes from out of the blue
Bringing words that flame that speak so true
The massacre of Jonos mildly disappoints
The first-degree burns he can easily anoint
Cuz the words didn't cut so very deep
I'm sure he won't cringe, he'll still be able to sleep
Come on Naoki, your mind is polluted
I expected a rap that was much less diluted
I won't mind if the next one's convoluted
Even if your mastery of English can be refuted
Stop complaining about this thread
You know this and LKF should be wed

jonos · **Posted:** Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:29 am

naoki
i don't care what the hell you say
your lack of gift for this makes you gay
you cannot flame me without any substance
your wells of ignorance are your sufferance
i know of my certain immaturities
you don't have to point them out in fake mastery
you flame as if your mind's all in it
but that doesn't work in this instance
my wells of spam belies whats underneith
my intelligence is in of what i speak
your definition of cool is debatable
cause you make up stories that leave people insatiable
your lack of plot and your lack of proof
make stupid white men seem the immortal truth
when next time you decide to flame
don't think so much and this you won't instigate
and then because of that you won't shed tears
revel in your ignorance and ultra-violent fears

jonos · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:40 pm

the lack of rhyming is shocking
your mass of slacking is a mocking
dauntless you're gone, what did you do
you refuse to hang in your own hood, foo
your needs are superficial
your absence is beneficial
but that doesn't stop the rap from cometh
and it helps me feel pride when i utter this
you admit defeat in the fight you started
im shocked and appaled that you'd act retarded
your asinine actions are overwhelming
to the brain's region that converts shit to bounty
i can't rap when im all alone
when the rest of compsci defecating isn't at home
you can eat my fecal rap as soon as possible
or the masses of spam will hold you liable

for not countering this shit
when you could have but escaped as a bi tch

jonos · **Posted:** Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:56 pm

what the hell is going on
i masturbate and come back and everyone is gone
the rap that lit up these streets
is gone except for my soliloquos beats
ive run out of ideas
in my enemies lack of action
how is the world to run
with everyone's lack of rapping passion?

Maverick · **Posted:** Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:24 pm

Maverick wrote:

jonos get on your knees
you floorcleaning applepie
you love gettin mud in the face
always beggin for more

your always messaging me
that canary wont fly
STFU n00b
You like it good friend, dont lie

w0rd.

EDIT: that's a lot of profanity. this is a little better

ROFL why didnt i think of that?

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