"Rap" Battle

[jonos]

what the hell is up
thats not crap
you just can't do this
you just can't rap

you bash others
who have the talent
of rapping and knowing
what is the meaning of being catholic

hide your ignorance
of the true rhyming
back that shit up dawg
and get better timing

...now that one sucked, there you go now you can say that this one sucked but the other one was still better

[Paul]

this one was better than the last one...

[jonos]

your supposed to rap in here, dawg, <<<and use wigger sspeak

[Maverick]

You ahve obviosuly never heard the CKY chinese rap foo.
And way to rhyme cacasian with asian

[jonos]

im spitting out the rhymes
while you're giving me dimes
im using the street corner
to surpass the james horner

[Paul]

because I can't rap crap and
because of the lack of asian rap.

[jonos]

yo jiggas with the rice
now that is nice
ill watch the azn sensations
bleed from menstruation

asian girls are hot
the last samurai one is to yoh
and that is the best
it beats the rest

[Dauntless]

Jonos, dammit
you're hogging the thread
let some other people rap
don't write every thought in your head

And paulbian, nice job with the pics
too bad its already been done
when you said:
"that last one kinda was crap
but the first one was some crazy rap."
You used cheap rhymes, not even fun
But props to your spirit,
even if it wasn't clear
what you meant by "first one"
there's many posts here
So clarify, if you please
and while you're at it
Tell some people about this thread
So we can keep this fire lit

[jonos]

im tired as shit
im all up in it
im trying to pee
cause i haven't for a week

my eyes are now drooping
and my butt is a -pooping
but i don't want to give in
to the sleep, my vision spins

its like everytime
i close my eyes i die
because i forget to breath
and the i start climbing trees

and now to make everything
relate to the original intentions of this thing
i shall now flame incessantly
at those people immature prepubescantly

paddylong
never pm me again
i may just resend
the same message all over again

cervantes
what is up with sega
its bad so reconsider
trading it for a system thats betta

maverick
you need some new music
cky is something pubic
they and there music is stupid

jonos
what the fuck is up with this
you have to go to sleep and piss
and brush your teeth and reminisce

peace out (within reason)

[jonos]

keep the fire lit
unquote of dauntless
we need to exemplify this shit
and show the world our jaundice

where is dan's misspelled rap
and where is tony's rapping vb apps
and where is shorts pac man beats
and where is that lkf creep?

where is homer's trigonometry
and where is catalyst's polygamy (?)
and where is maverick's unending spam
and where is the mirror of hacker dan

im hogging this thread
because i am the best
im furthering my skills
im beating my chest

i use words in my rhymes
because that is the norm
dauntless uses jibberish
cause it is good form

ahjuctablelation
i make up words
gyublantanty
im done making up words

[Dauntless]

Jebus, your raps are simplistic
I don't give a shit if you haven't taken a crap
The secret is to be elaborate
Too bad talent doesn't come on tap

Man Jonos, you're a quantity over quality man
You even try to rap while you're sitting on the can
How do you do it, with a keyboard that is wireless?
I could "rap" forever man, my rap psyche is tireless

Scheisse, we need more people to rap.

[jonos]

big words time

i base my theories on evidence
so now you know i am correct
you think you're raps are guided by providence
but really we have to re elect

you say my rhymes don't come on tap
you juxtapose yourself next to ignorance
so incorrect is you in your raps
your state of being doesn't stand a chance

you say im simplistic
but my soul is bared free
that just shows im realistic
to the thoughts that are inside of me

you probably meant vise versa man,
in line 5 of your spew
i forgive you now cause you're raps are spam
but that doesn't mean you're safe to lose

i elaborate all over my keyboard
which is why my raps are long
as is my foto, unlike yours
read roots and you will know my song

[Dauntless]

Dude, large word substitution is insufficient
Your knowledge of word definitions is deficient
It's lame to rhyme for the sake of rhyming
Saying we need to re-elect, man stop whining
It was a lame line, don't be so desperate
Also, you should stop rapping as you defecate
Because you need to look with the eye that can see
You've misread a line that was written by me
"Too bad talent doesn't come on tap"
Clearly I was suggesting your lack thereof
I forgive your inability to make good rap
In the game of rap compared to you I'm clearly above

[jonos]

because you alarm me with your rhyme
i begin to see you as degenerative slime
your handle of words may be astounding
but that doesn't excuse your lack of rebounding

ive misled you with my many songs
while you sit and make one in times so long
i can freestyle and im as clever as stalin
so don't harrang me when you're the one falling

i call my style a defecate rap
its another sure sign i can multi task
in the game of rap, you're clearly below
for renewed talent, your seeds you should sow

[Dauntless]

Frickin Jonos
get outta here
your rap is crap
shit, it's pretty clear
It's just me and you rapping
and you give us a bad name
So let down your facade
and quit playing charades
You cannot rap
You cannot rhyme
Your words are lame
Time after time
Give it up man
and go recruit
You're ejected,
you've got the boot