"Rap" Battle

[Guest]

mah bad boyz guess i wasted mah confidence
thought i was bein nice to pass out mah compliments
i was wrong i guess i was talkin non-a-scence
all ya wanna team up on a brotha, well thas fine
mah rap was directed at noe one fo the last time
team up if you want i bring in mah army
jonos i said u could rap n instead u turned on me
my pile o dicks? yours is hard but fake
b*tch u prolly thoght a ho was a garden rake
but again mah rap was fo no one n i didnt talk back
n jonos still thinks he a n*gga but he aint the only black
n deltas got nutin no one asked him fo his facts
b*tch dont u noe deltas last in a wolf pack?
oh, n my gurl wit a dick...howd you know dude?
cause yo momma said she neva told you
iight i give it to ya dog cause i like to give it doggy style
you can even ask ya sista how i gave it to her hard n wild
n dauntless ya got skillz but dont diss me
cause i rhyme so fast u can try n hit but u miss me
n mah skeellz is whaked, the chief is fast
n ya best speed is crap, b*tch im the gretzky of rap
n if any of u think u can match me u must be thick
b*tch its a privelidge ta suck ma d*ck
im sick of da sh*t yall is shootin
u wanna battle? ya gauranteed to be loosin
on a scale of 100 no one could even get a minus ten
f*ck you all dont even try dont ever rap again
u think u got the best of me ey?
well look me up at fockcompsci.ca
F*CK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Delta]

well thats exactly what I mean dude... you said you and my sister have done stuff... well thats what I said ... you don't know whether your screwing guys or girls... cuz I only have brothers...

[Dauntless]

Shit, chief, who could've known?
You're reacting so negatively, just cuz you got owned
Man, it's too bad all your rap is just like bla bla bla
Got nothing better to talk about than people's ma ma ma's?
Chief, you gotta learn that you can't buy jonos, delta and me
It doesn't matter how suck-up you are, how complimentary
You got the skills to rhyme, but don't get carried away
You don't prove nothing by swearing, so watch what you say
F*ck us and f*ck everyone, well, from us I say thanks
but it just seems like you'd be better off writing Angst
So allow me to direct you to a place where you can go to and vent
About what makes you sad and all your fights with your parents...

http://www.compsci.ca/v2/viewtopic.php?t=3255


P.S. delta, just a reminder for the future, if you wanna respond, retort in verse at least

[jonos]

When will this end, Chief's idiotic berating,
Probably when he stops menstruating,
I'm sure your army is as effective as Palestine's,
Can only kill enemy with suicide half the time.

You have got to settle down and accept your position,
Whether it be on your knees or accepting your virtual circumsicion,
While you rhyme fast and vehemently,
We are laying down words that you must look up in the dictionary.

Your primitive form of rapping and thinking "ghetto style",
Is forcing us to use smaller words just so you can understand us once in a while,
Our trio is recognized and all over the world vaunted,
While your saga of raps leaves you not one to be daunted.

Thanks to Dauntless for making the word "vaunt" known to me.

[Paul]

"menstruating"
a key word in jonos' rap.

[jonos]

I'm implying he is a girl, or at least acting like the typical stereotype associated with girls.

[Flashkicks]

AHA-true that; Delta has ONE gurl in his family- and thats his mom ..lol.. And now Flashkicks is here to announce the winner of this Rap Battle----

[Time passes]




DELTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~~ For being the most sincere and having the guts to apologize and be a man about it- while the rest of you Still continue to carry on pretending to be who you are Not and just disappointing others... Good job boys!

Delta- i asked you; but you never answered. You had excuses to come up with for Every statement i said. nonetheless your still my brother and I love you. Now it is MANDATORY you go next Tuesday,..GOT ME!?!? I dont care WUT HAPPENS- we're going...Lack of money wont stop us- ILL JOG if it comes to that~~And dont MAKE me come after your mom with a knife ... Team Dragon... Love Billy

[jonos]

Flashkicks you have shamed yourself with the lack of verse,
You'd also write better prose while riding the hearse,
You have to meet the criteria for your posts to be respected,
And not use shit that leave you and shit-hawks connected.

[Jono]

Yo you think you a hottie//
keep talkin and the opp will be in my area lookin for yo body//

Yo mamma be givin me brains so ima take her IQ//
While she was givvin me head she told me she didnt even like u//


you a skater dude never ever try to write lyrics//
My shit is copletely generic//

Im out this battle is ova//
I hit with 4 bars and left him with a hang ova...PEACE//

[jonos]

Sorry, shitty stuff.

[Dauntless]

You talk about murder
What do you know about murder?
I bet you wouldn't even b&e
much less go any further

You say my mom's been givin you brains
Man, what you say is so archaic
People've said the same thing so many times
You are completely generic, I can't take it

Check up that word in a big book
You've got a long way to go, just take a look
Quit running your mouth bout how this battle is over
8 Mile must be the place where all your lines have been took

Way to wank, you're a wigger
You're all talk, you'd never pull the trigger
Like Bulletproof Monk, you're all show and no go
Take a seat, look at my rhymes and figure

out what these words that are more than 4 letters mean
I'm the king of this thread dude, you're nothing but a queen.

[Dauntless]

P.S.
Why don't none of the goddess threads get a lock?
For all I care they can **** * **** (figure it out, I don't even wanna say it lol)
At least my Amailer had a compsci relevance
Instead of flaunting your self-proclaimed magnificence
Preferential treatment is only to be expected
I just wish that I wasn't being so neglected
And Naoki too, he's the compsci goddess
Stick it in your eye pap, you lost
Take your title and get rid of it, it should be tossed
compsci princess? yeah, a giant among flies
Look at the way they flock to a girl with two eyes
All you boys are so deprived
And pap too, don't let it be denied
Starved for attention? I can't blame you
Everyone is, you all know it's true
But sue me, its disgusting to see
That you have a custom title, not me.

[Maverick]

you havent had sex in so long you must be gh3y
you seem even more patient then that queer nick lachey

[Dauntless]

Be realistic, how many compsci peeps have?
But honestly, what's sex, if it's with Mav?
I pity the girl, whom sex you've had
While it may be true, it's been a long frickin while
If you haven't had sex then you're living in denial
So nuff with your fronting, if you've got nothing to say
I'm sure J.Simpson won't mind if you have a go at Lachey

[Paul]

sacramento is going down.